Taken
Dear Princess Celestia,
Right now, the girls, Spike and I are on a special mission to find Rarity. We were going to Canterlot for your special garden party, but somehow we lost Rarity when we got off the train. The last time we saw her she was talking to a young gentlecolt who was boarding a chariot. We were in such a hurry because we were late already, we didn’t hear Rarity call for us. Fluttershy says that Rarity said that we could go on the chariot, but we didn’t listen to her. I felt terribly bad so we turned back and looked for her, but only found a picture of whoever took her.
Then we were in a dreary house with ponies everywhere, Berry Punch, Bon Bon and Lyra are some ponies from Ponyville that were victims to this hostage that we can see right now. Of course, we broke into the house to find our loving Rarity, but only found a pony with socks that had Rarity’s cutie mark. We asked that pony where they got it from and she told us that Rarity has been generous to that pony and given her something to keep her hooves warm. She told us information about where Rarity could be, and found out that Rarity was taken somewhere. A disgusting place. A place where they bid on female ponies for... horrible reasons.
Then we followed a dirty looking colt and followed him into a special room where we could bid on the girls. We were horrified, but we dressed as males and went in to bid. We looked at sad, depressed girls who had no soul in them, and then, after many girls were bidded on, we heard some sort of yelling. A voice that said “ I AM NOT WEARING ANYTHING FOR THESE COLTS?! DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BE BID ON LIKE THIS! I WON’T GET ANYONE, WHY AM I HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE! LET ME GO!” We all gasped in delight to here the voice, and the highly annoying phrase, of Rarity. We wasted all our bits to get her, and apparently no one bidded on her because she sounded so mean and demanding! Now we have our wonderful, generous friend and we are on our way back to Ponyville where she needs her rest. Not a Garden Party where she has no outfit to wear.
So Princess Celestia, it took a whole day to find Rarity and get her back and the rest of the day to get back to Ponyville. We are all deeply sorry we couldn’t get to your Garden Party,
Yours Truly,
Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and Spike (Rarity is currently sleeping)
