Halo Man had a great time killing and humping his enemies during his trip to Equestria, and now he's settled down and had kids, but when Pinkie Pie shows up in his new home offering him more humping delights, will our hero be unable to resist the temptation of more enemies to kill and teabag? Or will he stay with his wife Ridley in the Metroid dimension? Find out in the thrillingly inappropriate tale of Halo Man!

Based off of Halo Man in Equestria by Ethesto.