Christian brutal pony

by AbrahamBaconham

Rating: everyone
Tags: Adventure, Crossover, Human, Comedy
Length: 651

...how dafuq did this happen?!?

Equestria has always been a nation of peace and harmony…except when the infamous Christian Brutal Sniper shows up, everything goes from ok to absolutely terrible

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-11-26 06:10:01 UTC

Ch:1

It seemed like just another quiet day in ponyville, every now and again somepony would try to stir up some trouble, but nothing big, there was one incident though...nothing was the same after that...

one of Celestia's guards was watching over a few prisoners who were supposed to be mining for rare elements, they had caught some nutcase not too long ago, mistaking him for troublemaker they had already caught, while they were digging, the guard would walk around them, making sure they were actually working...As the guard circled around for them for the third time, the lunatic spun around with the pickaxe in his hooves, and punched a few holes in the guard's skull...he broke the chains off and left the other workers to free themselves, they saw that crazy bastard as their savior, but he was just out for blood...he would've killed them too, if he hadn't been focused on finding an old friend.

Twilight went to visit Pinkie to check on the food being cooked for Applejack's 19th birthday, but when she arrived, Celestia was waiting inside, "Princess Celestia?" Twilight was absolutely befuddled, Celestia didn't say anything, but handed her a news paper, Twilight read the headline, "A KILLER?!?", Twilight instantly became worried, "I-I've never had to deal with this before, Discord and Chrysalis were bad, but they didn't KILL anyone..." after a short panic attack, she cleared her head and decided to find this madpony by herself, not wanting to endanger her friends....

As CBP continued wandering aimlessly, he couldn't help but think aloud, he hated being a little red pony, but was happy he could fly, he tried hovering above the ground a little bit, "this isn't so hard...". Right after he said that, he landed face first in the dirt, but he tasted blood...and kinda wanted to do that again, but before he could, a voice off in the distance caught his attention, he saw a small purple unicorn walking towards him, as she got closer, his smile got bigger...

She walked up with the maddest look in her eyes, Christian couldn't help but laugh a bit, but Twilight was not in a good mood, she held him in the air by his tail, she asked if he was the psychopath running around, to which he responded with a simple "yeah", Twilight dropped him on his head and the words 'critical hit' floated above him, he got up, pulled out a machete and said" now this...is a knife", as he swung the blade at her, she blocked it with her horn, he pulled out a kukri with his other hoof and tried to cut her leg, Twilight saw and teleported away, as he lost his balance, Christian realized he was fighting a losing battle "teleportin' ponies?, aw bugger it!." he said as he turned and left his weapons...

He retreated into the Everfree forest, Twilight didn't chase after him, she's been in there enough times already, Christian slowed down to catch his breath, and found a small hut, he went inside to see if there was anyone who could be killed without a fight, but the hut was empty...He grumbled as he slammed the door shut and continued through the forest, he decided to actually get his friend to help him go back to being human again, he found a good spot to hide in a large tree, dropped a kunia in the ground, and waited...

Ch:2

As minutes became hours, Christian had realised something horrible...he's only killed one other pony!, he also started to worry if he'd ever go back to being human, before he could continue thinking about all that, he noticed a guard was wandering around, looking for him, the branch he was resting on broke, and he fell on top of the poor guy (resulting in a crit), he pulled out a shiv and began gutting his prize.