PLAYBRONY

by PLAYBRONY

Rating: mature
Tags: Human, Alternate Universe
Length: 1000

Pure clop. You, a misunderstood brony, find the flier to Playbrony - could it really be true?

Pure clop.

You, a misunderstood brony, find the flier to Playbrony - could it really be true?

You X Basically every pony out there, eventually.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-12 20:30:43 UTC

Prologue

You let out a sigh as you realize that you're not even halfway through with your long, long walk home. You pull the hood of your jacket farther over your face, shivering as you realize that the pouring rain will soon seep right through it. Slowly, you reach a hand up and touch your eye, which is framed by a deep bruise, before letting the hand fall back down to your side. You look down at the front of your black jacket, where there was the shape of a pony head, framed by a rainbow mane. You roll your eyes, momentarily debating turning the jacket inside out. It was what had got you into this mess, after all.

It had started as an ordinary day at college - you'd been made fun of a couple times because of your interest in 'a little girl's show', but nothing too serious. Word's couldn't hurt you, right? But it got progressively worse the whole day. They stole your book in the library, spilled your food all over you at lunch, and tripped you on your way to math.But it happened when you were about to begin your run home - you wanted to get there before it started pouring, but a hand had stopped you. Turning around, all you received was laughter and a fist to the face. They proceeded to punch you, kick you, and step on you, calling you names and insulting you in multiple ways.

Spitting onto the road, you continue your journey home.  Its a long walk, but you'll make it there eventually - you always do. With a sigh, you begin to turn a street corner...Only to be smacked in the face with a piece a paper. "Hey!" You yell, pulling it off you face without looking at it. Turning in all directions, you see no one who could have thrown it at you.  Assuming the wind must have sent it, you look down to see what it is. It appeared to be a flyer..."Playbrony...?" You read the title out, confused. Under the title, a smaller header read 'ENTERTAINMENT FOR COLTS'. Under that, was what looked to be a pony version of the playboy bunny head.  Scratching your head, you turn it over to look at the other side. At first glance, it appeared to be just a white page...But then you notice a small text on the bottom. 'Looking for a good time?' it asked, before giving an address.

You stare at it for a long while. It seemed to be made by pony fans. "Mmmhh..." You let out a murmurer, looking around you. It couldn't hurt to go see, could it...? The pony fans would most likely welcome you....Right?  You tuck the flyer under your shirt, tossing your common sense to the wind and beginning to head for the printed address. "Why am I doing this....? I'm going to get killed..." You murmur, fidgeting at every little sound. When you see the sign that leads to your street, you stop. Is it really worth it to go on.

"...What have I got to lose...?" You murmur, slowly, turning away. You keep walking, until, finally, you find the address. Which seems to be a game store. Game Stop, to be exact. "Huh." You say, scratching your head. You walk inside, looking around, glad to be out of the rain.  There seemed to be nothing of pony-relation here, aside from a DS game. Not wanting to give up so easily, you head for the counter. "Excuse me..." You say, getting one of the employee's attention. The man was ginger, with messy hair, and looked like he hadn't bathed in days. "Huh...?" He asked, clearly bored. You pull out the flier from your jacket, placing it on the counter. "About this..." You begin, but he holds up a hand to silence you. There seems to be a bit of a glare on his face, but he lets you come behind the counter, and opens a door in the back, leading to stairs. You stare at him for a moment, before heading down.

There's a very clean, bright white door at the bottom of the stairway. On it, was the head on the flier. You tentatively push it open, unsure of what would be inside. To your surprise, it's a very well-kept room, with a desk in the middle and a strange circle on the ground, not to far away. Even more surprising is the fact that, behind the desk, there's a pony. Not a cardboard cutout, but an actual pony - A unicorn mare, with a sleek red mane and a sandy-colored coat. She looks bored, flipping through a magazine with one hoof while holding her face up with the other. You clear your throat and she looks up, surprised. She smiles at you in a warm, but almost seductive way. "Oh! Hey. Its been awhile since we've had a customer. I'm Ruby Red, the manager." She stood up and walked out from behind the desk, a long red tail coming behind her. On her way, she picked up a large sheet of paper with her magic and floats it toward you. You realize that this isn't a robot, though it couldn't be real(could it?) as you take the paper, the magic giving a strange tickling sensation to your hand. You look down at the list, and soon realize that its a list of names. But not just any names...You recognize countless names of the ponies from the show you love.

You look up questioningly at Ruby Red, who is behind her desk again. She gives you a smirk. "Go on, pick one!" She urges you. "Pick whoever you want to have 'fun' with the most. You can pay when your done, depending on how much you liked it." She says, with a wink at 'fun'. You blush, suddenly realizing what she meant, and look back down.  You scan over the list a few times, before making your choice.

Looking up, you say...