The Chaos Theorem: An Ordinary Life

Twilight's glare could've been hot enough to burn a hole through the very fabric of time and space itself, and Discord was simply sitting there in ease not caring at all.

"...And that , my students is why you must always keep a calm head when practicing Alchemy. Any questions?" asked Dr. Whooves.

No one raised their hands at all.

"Okie dokie then. Have a great weekend, class dismissed." he said three minutes before bell rang.

"How does he know when the class ends right before the bell rings? its creepy..." whispered Rainbow Dash to Fluttershy as they got up .

Discord got up and stuffed his notebooks and textbooks into his backpack as he got ready to go to lunch. Twilight and her friends got up and got ready to go to lunch as well.

Twilight kept her glare trained on Discord as they walked towards the mess hall.

"So Twilight, had any luck trying to burn a hole through the back of my head?" asked Discord.

"Did I ever tell you I hate you with a burning passion hotter than the fiery inferno of Tartarus's hellfire?"

"you were whispering it into my ear the entire first two class periods, you even passed a note to me."

As they walked into the mess hall, they all got in line to get some food and drinks.

Once they sat down and began eating, Discord walked over to their lunch table and joined them.

Discord sat down with a sly smile as he sat.

"Well hello there, ladies. Mind if I join you this fine evening?" he said.

"What do you want?" asked Twilight in an annoyed manner.

"What?I can't hang out with my favorite little girls at lunch?" he said chuckling.

Twilight studied Discord observantly. A lot had changed him. He was younger for that, He wasn't wreaking nearly as much chaos as he was before and he wasn't as much of an asshole as he was before, but still had the same asshole personality.

"What happened to you?" Twilight asked. "When we first confronted you, you were like a thousand years old, now you look like a regular fourteen year old." said Twilight.

"And how come y'all aren't usin' your 'powers' anymore either?" asked Applejack.

"There are many ways I can answer that but they would all have to include firecrackers, so instead I'll just tell you." he said. "Celestia used some sort of 'youth spell' to turn me into this devilishly handsome thing that sits before you today. She also took away my 'abilities' with a magic lock fruit, which she forced down my throat, so now I am simply nothing more than a defenseless, little teenage boy." he said.

Almost instantly everyone threw some of their food at Discord except for Fluttershy who actually tried to brush some of the food off of his uniform.

"What was that for?" he asked.

"For being you." said Rainbow Dash.

"Oh, I see. You're all just jealous of my swag." he said drinking his juice box.

Applejack slapped the juice out of his hands and smushed his lunch all over him. "That was for ruinin' our farm."

Discord sighed and began to get up. He cleaned himself off and sat back down. "Twilight, aren't you going to stop them? Tia did tell you that you had to look after me, y'know." he said with a smirk.

"What the Princess doesn't know won't hurt her." said Twilight taking a bite out of some bread. "Besides, we can't change you. Especially after what you did to nearly destroy our friendship. None of us will ever forgive you, right girls?" She asked.

Everyone nodded in agreement except for Fluttershy. "Twilight, don't you think he deserves a second chance? If Princess Celestia really is going through all this trouble just to change him then she believes that he deserves another chance." said Fluttershy fiddling with her hair.

"Yeah Twilight, just give me a chance." he said with a sly smile.

"No, like i said we will never forgive you." said Twilight. "Monsters like you don't deserve a second chance..." she said.

"But Twilight, you gave Princess Luna a second chance and she's doing great. Think of all the good Discord can do if he was changed." said Fluttershy hugging Discord, to which he reacted by trying to squirm away.

"Fluttershy, for as long as we live, we are never giving him a second chance. The day that this monster gets a second chance, will be the day that Pinkie Pie will start making sense." said Twilight getting up from her seat. "C'mon girls." she said and they followed.

Discord let out a sly smile, and pulled out some pictures and a video camera from his book bag. "Maybe these will change your mind." he said.

Twilight stopped dead in her tracks and slowly turned her head to see what it was. Her eyes widened in horror and her jaw dropped. Discord held in his hands various photographs detailing every single thing they did at the party last night along with a video camera.

"H-How did you get those?" she asked.

Discord gave a sly smile and put them on the table. "I managed to snap a couple of pictures and even video tape a couple of students doing some pretty obscene and inappropriate things." he said with a chuckle.

Twilight and her friend's faces all twisted into masks of complete terror as they looked through the pictures and reviewed the clips in the video camera which had a full eight hours worth of video.

Rainbow Dash snatched all of the pictures and the video camera away before Discord got a chance to collect them all back. "Ha! how do ya like them apples?" she said with a smirk.

"I have extras, In fact I've got a couple hundred more copies that i'm going to hand out to the school." he said as he gleefully watched their eyes widen and their jaws drop. "Now here's how it's going to go down, Twilight. You and your little friends are going to do every little thing that I say, every little thing that I wish, you are going to do it for me. Sort of like a... a genie of some sorts." he said with a mischievous smile. "My wish, is your command." he said chuckling maniacally.

"N-No we'll never do it!'' said Rarity. "Not even if our life depended on it!" she said.

"Oh really? Well then i guess that I have a couple of handouts that I'll be passing out throughout the school tomorrow." he said beginning to walk away.

Twilight glared at him with the most exalted hatred. She imagined all the inhuman cruelties that would come back to him when she finally got the chance at him. Twilight wasn't the kind of girl that held anger and hatred within her heart easily, but at this very moment she had a most divine and unholy fury burning deep within her very core and the worst part about it was that it felt good.

"F-Fine..." she said. "We'll do what you say...." she said hanging her head.

"b-But twilight, We're-" Applejack was cut off by Twilight.

"We have no other choice, Applejack..." she said.

Discord gave a malicious smile as everyone at the table except for Fluttershy, who seemed to be pondering how she can change him, glared at him. This is where it will all begin. A new life, a new school, and of course, new toys to play with. This is where it will all finally begin. This is where Chaos shall be reborn.