The Chaos Theorem: An Ordinary Life

by Grymm BlackHeart

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Random, Discord, Slice of Life, Human, Main 6
Length: 4694

How do we define the term Normal? To some it may be order others chaos, however here in Ponyville, life is anything but, and it's all thanks to a boy named chaos.

For sophomore Twilight sparkle, school at Ponyville High had been a joyride of epic adventures. Along with her unusual but wonderful life comes friends unlike any other. Twilight's life was going to be as normal as it was already was. However, the arrival of a strange new student with a task from Princess Celestia to befriend him and become his mentor spins her life into complete chaos. Can she change this strange newcomer or will he forever be known as the most hated kid in equestria? ((partially inspired by Nichijou: My Ordinary Life))

Published 2013-01-08 01:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-01-28 00:41:35 UTC

Episode 1: Sympathy For The New Kid

Twilight took in a deep breath and smiled. Twilight was at another one of Pinkie Pie's crazy parties, this time it was to celebrate gummy's after-after party. Rainbow dash was screaming into a microphone and loudly 'chugging' on a seven string Ibanez as Vinyl Scratch played some 'wubz' and Octavia played some soft notes on her Cello.

Twilight and her cousin Spike had settled in quite nicely here in Ponyville. Ponyville was a nice town. It was nice and quiet (sometimes) for when she needed to study or was getting involved in a new book, the residents were nice and friendly, however the best thing about the town were the friends that she had acquired. Twilight wasn't really into social interactions that much, and Princess Celestia had said that she 'needed to go out more', which is the main reason she sent twilight here in the first place, to learn the magic of friendship.

Ponyville Boarding Academy on the other hand, was actually quite lively compared to her old high school back in Canterlot. Everyone seemed to break out into song whenever they felt like it, everyone would panic and act as though it were the end of the world whenever Pinkie Pie twitched just the slightest bit and most of all, everyone seemed to be friends with one another.

Pinkie Pie's raves usually ended the same way. Somepony gets arrested,Rainbow Dash and Applejack end up getting drunk out of their minds with cider and Fluttershy stays in the corner 'Partying Soft'. Rarity usually didn't come to parties such as these, however considering Pinkie Pie was her friend, she decided to come along. However, everypony knew that if Pinkie Pie so much as went near any soda or caffeinated drinks, it would've been bad for everypony.

Twilight sat back and enjoyed some cola. She hadn't bothered going onto the dance floor because of everyone's reaction the last time she danced and apparently 'Hardcore Dancing' didn't count as dancing at all. It was technically Rainbow Dash's fault for showing her how to 'Mosh'.

"Hey, Twilight! enjoying the Party?" asked Pinkie pie with a beam.

"Yeah, it's one of your biggest and best parties yet, Pinkie Pie." she replied.

"Thanks! Now if you excuse me, it's time to bring out the party cannon!" She said jumping around happily and heading towards her closet.

Oh no... Twilight thought.

"Hey, twi! You feelin' a little weird for some reason? Ah know Ah am." said Applejack.

"Yeah, I know what you mean. These drinks that Pinkie Pie had put out tasted a little weird." she said smelling the liquid in the red solo cup.

"That's because there's something someone added a little extra!" said Pinkie Pie popping out of nowhere.

Oh no... thought Twilight once more.

"P-Pinkie Pie? What exactly did you add in here?" asked Applejack with a bead of sweat on her brow.

"I dunno, some guy was standing by the juice bowl adding in a bunch of weird little thingies and he said that It would make everyone feel good and happy oh and also some sort of weird stuff that-"

"Ecstasy..." said Twilight with her eye's growing wide. "Pinkie what else did you put in here?" She asked as she was starting to get light headed.

"I don't know, the guy said that it would make everypony start getting all 'touchy feely if you know what I mean' " She said.

Twilight suddenly began to feel a strange sensation beginning to shockwave throughout her body. "Tequila..." said Twilight with her cheeks starting to turn a slight shade of pink.

"P-Pinkie, how many people drank from the punch bowl?" asked twilight.

"Almost everyone! I even drank some myself!" said Pinkie.

Twilight's emotions started getting softer. As though there was no more hate or violence in the world. Twilight's mind began opening up for some reason. She felt as though anything was possible with love and tolerance. A flurry of soft and gentle emotions started to flood her mind all of a sudden, when she noticed what a fine bottom applejack had.

Twilight reared back and began admiring Applejack's fine, soft bottom. Twilight's face began flushing as she grabbed it and pulled Applejack real close to her.

"So you wanna somewhere private and do a little 'bucking'" Said twilight giving a mischievous smile.

Applejack's cheeks started turning rosy red and a heatwave began shock waving throughout her pants. She began feeling nervous because no matter how much she denied it, she was starting to feel really hot and what Twilight just suggested sounded heavenly.

"P-Pinkie Pie! What did the guy sa-" Applejack stopped abruptly when she saw that Pinkie Pie had found a pole and began dancing on it.

Applejack moved over to the corner where Twilight followed her, trapping her in the corner. Unfortunately, it wa sonly the beginning of a wild night the six will never forget.

***

Twilight Sparkle and her friends always walked together when they wake up bright and early for school. It was sort of a tradition.

Rainbow Dash gasped and gave out a small yelp.

"What is it Rainbow?" asked Twilight as she and the others went over to where Rainbow Dash was.

In Rainbow Dash's hands was a camcorder holding pictures and clips chronicling the entire party that they had had last night.

Rainbow Dash's cheeks started turning hot red and her wings popped open as her eyes lingered across the camera's screen.

"D-Did I really do that.. ?" she said with her eyes wide in shock as she dropped books.

Twilight looked at her watch and her eyes widened. "Oh shit!" she said.

"It doesn't matter now, because we're going to be late for class! C'mon! We'll look at the pictures later!" said Twilight running off with her book bag flopping on her back as she did.

Twilight and Rainbow Dash gasped as they joined the rest of their friends and began sprinting down the street trying to catch even a glimpse of the school.

"Good morning Twilig-" said princess Luna as Twilight ran past her.

Twilight began making wild twists and turns, as the others struggled to catch up.

''Come on you guys! We're almost there!" Said twilight in between her breaths.

Eventually the six made their way to the school. Twilight stopped abruptly skidding a little bit as she stared up at the gigantic clock tower in the middle of town hall. It clearly read Seven thirteen. They were early.

Twilight gave a nervous smile as the others glared at her.

"Oh, Twilight! I was just looking for you and your friends." said A certain olive skinned woman with flawless features and two beautiful ruby eyes.

"Princess Celestia! When did you arrive here at Ponyville?" asked Twilight bowing.

"Listen, Twilight. There's a new student that just enrolled and he's sort of new around here, so if you can show him the ropes make him feel welcome, maybe even make friends with him, that would be wonderful." she said.

"You can count on me, Princess!" said Twilight beaming happily.

"In fact here he comes now. Well, goodbye girls! Have fun!" she said walking back towards her royal chariot.

"Why does she have a royal chariot if she has wings and can teleport again?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"Rainbow!" said Twilight in a scolding manner when something caught her eye.

A young boy probably only a few years younger than her was walking towards the school. He had dark red eyes, pale white skin, gray, white and black ruffled up and messy hair and what looked like a pair of small horns on his head and a pair of headphones pumping loud Deathcore, blasting heavy breakdowns and drum polyryhthms and had a mischievous and malicious but at the same time charmingly devilish smile. As for what he was wearing, he had on s brown 'Ponyville high' uniform with a red tie, a yellow, finger-less glove on his left hand and his right arm sleeve was rolled up. He had on a pair of camouflage cargo pants with a long chain hanging from one side and a combat boot on one leg, a red converse on the other.

Twilight's friends all had mixed reactions. rainbow Dash seemed to think he was a pretty alright dude, Fluttershy was downright terrified, Applejack had her trademark poker face, Pinkie Pie was thrilled to have newcomer and possibly a new friend and Rarity seemed to be repulsed but at the same time attracted for some reason.

As for Twilight, she just couldn't wrap her head around it, but he seemed extremely familiar for some reason.

"Umm hi!" said twilight Smiling and waving as he slowly approached her.

He didn't respond, instead his smile grew wider.

"My name is Twilight Sparkle, and these are my friends, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity and applejack" she said motioning to her friends. "And whats your name?" She asked the strange boy.

"Pleased to meet you Twilight, hope you guess my name." he said.

Twilight seemed to be taxing her brain. Even his voice sounded familiar. She knew that she remembered him but she just couldn't figure it out.

"Why would we guess? That doesn't make any sense. Why don't you just tell us?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"Oh, Rainbow Dash, what fun is there in making sense?" he said chuckling.

Twilight was getting frustrated, if only she could remember him.

"Twilight, don't get so worked up. Puzzling you is the nature of my game..." he said smirking.

Twilight's eyes suddenly widened. Now it all made sense. It was all coming together. The crazy outfit, the same provoking, but at the same time devilishly charming personality, those same eyes, the hair the voice, every single piece of the puzzle was fitting together.

"Discord!" she said.

"It's about fucking time." he said chuckling. "So what was your first clue?" he asked her.

"What are you doing here?" she said.

"Oh, Twilight. Is that how you treat your new students around here?" he asked with a sly smile.

Suddenly Pinkie Pie gasped. "Wait a minute! That's him! That's the guy who put all of the stuff in our party drinks last night!" said Pinkie Pie.

"I-It was you?!" said Twilight.

Discord chuckled. "That's right. Oh, come now Twilight does that really surprise you? I mean I am the spirit of chaos and disharmony after all..." he said with a sly smile.

"Y-You..." said Twilight literally seething anger.

Amidst all of the chattering students and all of the sound of footsteps tapping and of course, the anger that was beginning to actually cause steam to rise from Twilight's face, the bell rung.

"Well, it looks like it's time for class. C'mon Twilight, don't wanna be late for class now do we?" he asked with a maniacal chuckle.

Episode 2: Chaos Reborn

Twilight's glare could've been hot enough to burn a hole through the very fabric of time and space itself, and Discord was simply sitting there in ease not caring at all.

"...And that , my students is why you must always keep a calm head when practicing Alchemy. Any questions?" asked Dr. Whooves.

No one raised their hands at all.

"Okie dokie then. Have a great weekend, class dismissed." he said three minutes before bell rang.

"How does he know when the class ends right before the bell rings? its creepy..." whispered Rainbow Dash to Fluttershy as they got up .

Discord got up and stuffed his notebooks and textbooks into his backpack as he got ready to go to lunch. Twilight and her friends got up and got ready to go to lunch as well.

Twilight kept her glare trained on Discord as they walked towards the mess hall.

"So Twilight, had any luck trying to burn a hole through the back of my head?" asked Discord.

"Did I ever tell you I hate you with a burning passion hotter than the fiery inferno of Tartarus's hellfire?"

"you were whispering it into my ear the entire first two class periods, you even passed a note to me."

As they walked into the mess hall, they all got in line to get some food and drinks.

Once they sat down and began eating, Discord walked over to their lunch table and joined them.

Discord sat down with a sly smile as he sat.

"Well hello there, ladies. Mind if I join you this fine evening?" he said.

"What do you want?" asked Twilight in an annoyed manner.

"What?I can't hang out with my favorite little girls at lunch?" he said chuckling.

Twilight studied Discord observantly. A lot had changed him. He was younger for that, He wasn't wreaking nearly as much chaos as he was before and he wasn't as much of an asshole as he was before, but still had the same asshole personality.

"What happened to you?" Twilight asked. "When we first confronted you, you were like a thousand years old, now you look like a regular fourteen year old." said Twilight.

"And how come y'all aren't usin' your 'powers' anymore either?" asked Applejack.

"There are many ways I can answer that but they would all have to include firecrackers, so instead I'll just tell you." he said. "Celestia used some sort of 'youth spell' to turn me into this devilishly handsome thing that sits before you today. She also took away my 'abilities' with a magic lock fruit, which she forced down my throat, so now I am simply nothing more than a defenseless, little teenage boy." he said.

Almost instantly everyone threw some of their food at Discord except for Fluttershy who actually tried to brush some of the food off of his uniform.

"What was that for?" he asked.

"For being you." said Rainbow Dash.

"Oh, I see. You're all just jealous of my swag." he said drinking his juice box.

Applejack slapped the juice out of his hands and smushed his lunch all over him. "That was for ruinin' our farm."

Discord sighed and began to get up. He cleaned himself off and sat back down. "Twilight, aren't you going to stop them? Tia did tell you that you had to look after me, y'know." he said with a smirk.

"What the Princess doesn't know won't hurt her." said Twilight taking a bite out of some bread. "Besides, we can't change you. Especially after what you did to nearly destroy our friendship. None of us will ever forgive you, right girls?" She asked.

Everyone nodded in agreement except for Fluttershy. "Twilight, don't you think he deserves a second chance? If Princess Celestia really is going through all this trouble just to change him then she believes that he deserves another chance." said Fluttershy fiddling with her hair.

"Yeah Twilight, just give me a chance." he said with a sly smile.

"No, like i said we will never forgive you." said Twilight. "Monsters like you don't deserve a second chance..." she said.

"But Twilight, you gave Princess Luna a second chance and she's doing great. Think of all the good Discord can do if he was changed." said Fluttershy hugging Discord, to which he reacted by trying to squirm away.

"Fluttershy, for as long as we live, we are never giving him a second chance. The day that this monster gets a second chance, will be the day that Pinkie Pie will start making sense." said Twilight getting up from her seat. "C'mon girls." she said and they followed.

Discord let out a sly smile, and pulled out some pictures and a video camera from his book bag. "Maybe these will change your mind." he said.

Twilight stopped dead in her tracks and slowly turned her head to see what it was. Her eyes widened in horror and her jaw dropped. Discord held in his hands various photographs detailing every single thing they did at the party last night along with a video camera.

"H-How did you get those?" she asked.

Discord gave a sly smile and put them on the table. "I managed to snap a couple of pictures and even video tape a couple of students doing some pretty obscene and inappropriate things." he said with a chuckle.

Twilight and her friend's faces all twisted into masks of complete terror as they looked through the pictures and reviewed the clips in the video camera which had a full eight hours worth of video.

Rainbow Dash snatched all of the pictures and the video camera away before Discord got a chance to collect them all back. "Ha! how do ya like them apples?" she said with a smirk.

"I have extras, In fact I've got a couple hundred more copies that i'm going to hand out to the school." he said as he gleefully watched their eyes widen and their jaws drop. "Now here's how it's going to go down, Twilight. You and your little friends are going to do every little thing that I say, every little thing that I wish, you are going to do it for me. Sort of like a... a genie of some sorts." he said with a mischievous smile. "My wish, is your command." he said chuckling maniacally.

"N-No we'll never do it!'' said Rarity. "Not even if our life depended on it!" she said.

"Oh really? Well then i guess that I have a couple of handouts that I'll be passing out throughout the school tomorrow." he said beginning to walk away.

Twilight glared at him with the most exalted hatred. She imagined all the inhuman cruelties that would come back to him when she finally got the chance at him. Twilight wasn't the kind of girl that held anger and hatred within her heart easily, but at this very moment she had a most divine and unholy fury burning deep within her very core and the worst part about it was that it felt good.

"F-Fine..." she said. "We'll do what you say...." she said hanging her head.

"b-But twilight, We're-" Applejack was cut off by Twilight.

"We have no other choice, Applejack..." she said.

Discord gave a malicious smile as everyone at the table except for Fluttershy, who seemed to be pondering how she can change him, glared at him. This is where it will all begin. A new life, a new school, and of course, new toys to play with. This is where it will all finally begin. This is where Chaos shall be reborn.

Episode 3: The School Festival

Twilight blasted another hay dummy that resembled Discord with a blast some of her dark magic. She had learned the evil and ancient art from Princess Celestia and Princess Luna when she had turned Sombra into nothing more than fragments of rocks.

Twilight summoned forth a gigantic sword made entirely out of dark magic, took the Discord dummy and sliced it's throat, stabbed it seven times and finally stuck the blade up it's bum.

Twilight wheezed heavily as she stopped abruptly.

She turned around to come face to face with a terrified Fluttershy who was as pale as a ghost.

"Oh, hey Fluttershy." said Twilight between deep breaths, sitting down and drinking some water. "So what brings you by?" she asked.

"Oh, well I was just wondering if... well... I-I feel like you and the other's aren't really giving Discord much of a chance, you've all been so mean to him lately and I was sort of concerned..." said Fluttershy.

"Fluttershy, how many times do I have to tell you, as long as we live, Discord isn't going to get another chance. Not after what he nearly did to our friendship and especially not after he blackmailed us." said Twilight. "Just go ask Rainbow Dash, or Rarity, maybe even Applejack, they'll say the same thing." said Twilight jumping into the air and creating a shockwave of dark magic, burning all of the Discord dummy's to a crisp.

"I-I did go to Rainbow Dash, she was too busy 'practicing' on a punching bag with Discord's face on it." said Fluttershy. Fluttershy sighed and decided to go home. It had been a long day and she had tried her best, but she just couldn't convince them. She knew that Discord had some good in him, but it was just too hidden deep within his soul for everyone else to see it.

Twilight woke up the next morning bright and early. She did as she always did, took a shower got into her Ponyville High uniform and ate breakfast, as did spike, who was currently attending Ponyville Middle School.

As she was on her way to school, she noticed a flier on a nearby wall. She went over to investigate and had remembered that the Ponyville High fundraiser festival was underway in only three days. She had wondered what she would do to participate. Everyone else already knew what they would do. Rainbow Dash would be working in haunted house, Rarity and Fluttershy would be helping with painting the kid's faces and making tattoos, and everyone else had something to do. Twilight had wondered what she was going to do for the festival since Doctor Whooves mentioned it.

Her train of though was suddenly interrupted when she heard a flash behind her. She turned around to face a smiling Discord only a half inch away from her.

"Why hello there. Wonderful evening we're having aren't we?" he asked.

Twilight shrieked and nearly jumped back on her bum. "Discord! Haven't you ever heard of personal space?!" she said. Twilight gave out a long exasperated sigh as she kept walking and he joined along with her. "Anyways, what are you doing here anyways?" she asked. "I gotta keep my eye on my little play toys don't I? Plus I gotta make sure, my favorite little ponies in the whole wide world are alright." he said starting to float around her on a cloud of cotton candy.

"First of all, I'm not a pony, second of all I don't like you, none of us do, and lastly stop acting so... I don't know so weird." said Twilight.

"Ha! Asking the living embodiment of chaos and disharmony itself to stop being weird, a sort of tall order don't you think Twilight?" he said.

"Ughh, why don't you just tell me what you want and then leave me alone?" said Twilight as she approached the school.

"I'll tell you all later, at lunch." said Discord opening the door for a group of girls making them blush and closing the door on Twilight.

Twilight and the other's hadn't bothered eating lunch. Discord had announced in second period that he had something big planned for the festival and everyone should come check it out. They were all as pale as a ghost wondering what kind of cruel torment would be awaiting them

Applejack had her trademark poker face, Rainbow Dash was rocking back and forth cowering, rarity, twilight and Fluttershy were sick to their stomachs and Pinkie was off somewhere trying out desserts.

"Oh Celestia, just strike me dead and ease my suffering..." said Rainbow Dash.

"Hello ladies, wonderful afternoon we're having aren't we?" said Discord as he sat down at the lunch table next to them.

Almost instantly everypony snapped their heads towards them and started glaring at him as though he was the bane of their entire existence.

"Hehe what?" asked Discord as he took a bite out of a roll on his plate.

"What are you going to make us do at the festival?" asked Twilight narrowing her eyes at him.

"What makes you think I'm going to make you do anything? You guys are my best pals! I wouldn't do anything to-"

"Cut the bullshit and just tell us so we can get it over with." said Rainbow Dash near trembling with anger.

"Okay, so we all know that the Ponyville High School Festival is just around the corner right?" he said. "And, of course me being the generous person that I am I'm going to help out with raising some money to help out the school. So, I'm going to open up a cafe..." he said with a malevolent smile.

Everyone at the table was silent. "That doesn't actually sound so bad." said Applejack.

"Yeah, the school's been needing some money, and that would actually help out." said Twilight. "Discord are you actually trying to help out? Are you going soft on us?" asked Twilight.

"Of course not, Twilight. You know first hand that I never go soft, I'm always hard..." he said chuckling like a little boy. "Anyways, you didn't really let me finish. I'm opening up a Maid Cafe, and I need some maids for the occasion." he said with a once more malevolent smile.

Instantaneously, everyone at the table got up and started storming away.

discord frowned and said "Why is it that no one ever likes my ideas?" Discord suddenly disappeared leaving a cloud of black and red smoke and reappeared in front of the Six.

"Must I remind you that I have you under my boot? I have you under my control and you will not hesitate to do my bidding!" he said almost as though he was getting angry.

"Listen Discord, I have no idea what's going through your weird, sick, dirty imagination right now, but we are not going to be your maids and that is final!" said Twilight.

"Oh, okay then. I guess I'll just take a quick trip back to a photo copy store. Don't mind me, just need a couple copies of some certain photos that I'm going to be handing out to the entire school." he said with a smile and turning around walking away.

Twilight's face began turning red, as her breathing started slowly climbing it's way up to a hyperventilate. Her eyes widened as she started thinking this through. Those pictures would not only embarrass her and her friends, it would ruin her school career and possibly even her chance of being Celestia's Apprentice. Not only would it affect her career life, but it would also affect her social life. Every time she'd walk down the street some idiot would recognize her from the pictures. She could already hear the mocking, teasing and the constant babbling of some idiotic delinquents. 'Hey twilight, why don't you come over to a party tonight, we might need some entertainment if you know what i mean hahahahahaha!!'. But was being a maid for some cafe at school really worth all of that? The only people who would show up there were probably Perverts, shady looking people and Idiotic delinquents.

Twilight sighed. "Fine..." said Twilight.

Everyone gasped and looked at Twilight.

"T-Twilight, are you sure?" asked Rainbow Dash. "I mean, being maids... especially maids for Discord..." said Rainbow Dash shuddering.

"Its better than the alternative. Besides, this is only short term, if Discord were to hand out copies and show everyone, then it would affect us all long term." she said. "Don't worry girl's we'll get through this... Somehow..." she said glaring at Discord.

"If we do this, you promise to hand over those copies?" she said.

"Twilight, I have you and your friends under my boot. I can get you all to do whatever I want with these photos. Anything..." he said with a malevolent smile. "So, the answer is no. I'll give you all the photos back when I think you deserve them." he said walking away. "Now, I suggest you all get some umbrella's there's a big old storm of chaos brewing..." he said as the skies outside started getting dark and the sky crackled with thunder.

Author's Note

I would like to point out that I had originally thought of this idea way before I even knew about 'Keep Calm And Flutter On' and obviously way before it was actually aired. Anyways, I'm going to keep writing more even though Discord's reformation is already canon, just to play it out. If for some reason this is actually successful and people actually like it, I'll keep working on the story, until then, everypony Enjoy the show! ^_^