Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie had been getting high together for...how long had it been now? Two years? Three? More? Neither of them really remembered and neither of them really care.

But what Rainbow Dash does care about is what happens when they get high. Uppers were one thing (and one thing she thought Pinkie could definitely do without), but downers...well.

Pinkamena and Rainbow Dash never did get along too well. Maybe it was all of the strange "friends" the pink mare insisted upon having around her. Maybe it was the way Pinkamena talked to her, all abrasive and insane. But no matter how childlike Pinkie Pie seemed, she was still a grown mare.

And childproof caps only worked on kids.