Give Spike a Swirly
Play Poker with Applejack (guaranteed $$$)
Adopt Scootaloo
Put Big Mac in a Full Nelson
Drink a gallon of liquid rainbow
Hold a free Barbeque in the middle of town
Wrestle a manticore
Arm wrestle Iron Will
Strut around Canterlot in a thong
Moon Luna (cheesy joke)
Try to beat Fluttershy in the quiet game
Stroll through Ghastly Gorge
Try to teach Twilight sign language
Speak bush language to Zecora
Roll in Poison Joke
Have a staring contest with petrified Discord (and somehow win)
Give Rainbow Dash a hoof-icure and a perm while she’s asleep
Have a Dj battle with Vinyl Scratch
Bake muffins with Derpy Hooves
Put “grass” in Pinkie Pie’s brownies (heheh ;3)
Get sentenced to 1,000,000 years dungeon (no trial)
Mug the Flim Flam brothers
Throw up in Prince Blueblood’s face
Tame an Ursa Major
Raid Rarity’s panty drawer
Hit on Granny Smith
Create “Equestrian Idol”
Sign up Scootaloo for “Equestrian Idol”
Buy Fancy Pants some actual pants
Stick your head in the party cannon and see what happens…
Steal Diamond Tiara’s tiara
Paint oranges over all the Apple Family’s apple logos
Paint apples all over Aunt and Uncle Orange’s mail box
Draw a moustache on petrified Discord
Explain human puberty to all the ponies you pass by
Follow Scootaloo around to see where she lives
Get jumped into the CMC crew
Fight a pack of Timber Wolves
Don’t believe in Pinkie Sense
Try to figure out if Lyra was/is human
Hijack the TARDIS
Release the crazy barking pony into the Everfree Forest
Hump a statue of Celestia
Walk around cross-eyed like Derpy and see how long you’ll survive
Introduce Pinkie Pie to caffeine
Steal Princess Celestia’s crown thing, and frame The G&PT
Convince the main six to zap you with the elements of harmony to see what happens
Thumb wrestle Pinkie Pie
Get Twilight to autograph a friendship report and frame it on your wall
Stand in the middle of the street, arms open looking up at the sky when Pinkie Pie’s tail twitches
Play fetch with the three headed dog
Rob Filthy Rich
Break Diamond Tiara’s tiara
Pony nap Silver Spoon and tie her to a tree in the Everfree Forest
Make clones of yourself in the Mirror Pool and then jump Prince Blueblood
Throw rocks at a Phoenix
Interview the pony obsessed with tubs of jelly
Walk in Photo Finish’s fashion show wearing a thong
Walk Spike around on a leash
Challenge Rainbow Dash to her title of Iron Pony
Eat a Parasprite
Flick Twilight’s horn
Pull Spike’s tail to see if it comes off
Eat beef jerky
Enter Rainbow Dash’s ‘best pet’ competition
