The List of Thing To Do When You're Bored In EQUESTRIA

by Infini-Pony

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 530

A list of random things to do when you're bored in Equestria

One day you go to bed and then you wake up in a world ruled by talking, cute, colorful ponies. Then out of no where, you're bored OUT OF YOUR MIND. So then you go around Ponyville and all of Equestria writing a list of all the daring things you have done and want to do. This list was made just for fun, so feel free to comment about what you would do if you were bored in Equestria, and hope you enjoy:)
This is not a story, this is a list (as stated in the title), just leave comments of what you think :)
-Infini-Pony

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-11-30 02:34:53 UTC

The LIST

The List of Things To Do When You're Bored In Equestria

FEEL FREE TO COMMENT>:)

Give Spike a Swirly

Play Poker with Applejack (guaranteed $$$)

Adopt Scootaloo

Put Big Mac in a Full Nelson

Drink a gallon of liquid rainbow

Hold a free Barbeque in the middle of town

Wrestle a manticore

Arm wrestle Iron Will

Strut around Canterlot in a thong

Moon Luna (cheesy joke)

Try to beat Fluttershy in the quiet game

Stroll through Ghastly Gorge

Try to teach Twilight sign language

Speak bush language to Zecora

Roll in Poison Joke

Have a staring contest with petrified Discord (and somehow win)

Give Rainbow Dash a hoof-icure and a perm while she’s asleep

Have a Dj battle with Vinyl Scratch

Bake muffins with Derpy Hooves

Put “grass” in Pinkie Pie’s brownies (heheh ;3)

Get sentenced to 1,000,000 years dungeon (no trial)

Mug the Flim Flam brothers

Throw up in Prince Blueblood’s face

Tame an Ursa Major

Raid Rarity’s panty drawer

Hit on Granny Smith

Create “Equestrian Idol”

Sign up Scootaloo for “Equestrian Idol”

Buy Fancy Pants some actual pants

Stick your head in the party cannon and see what happens…

Steal Diamond Tiara’s tiara

Paint oranges over all the Apple Family’s apple logos

Paint apples all over Aunt and Uncle Orange’s mail box

Draw a moustache on petrified Discord

Explain human puberty to all the ponies you pass by

Follow Scootaloo around to see where she lives

Get jumped into the CMC crew

Fight a pack of Timber Wolves

Don’t believe in Pinkie Sense

Try to figure out if Lyra was/is human

Hijack the TARDIS

Release the crazy barking pony into the Everfree Forest

Hump a statue of Celestia

Walk around cross-eyed like Derpy and see how long you’ll survive

Introduce Pinkie Pie to caffeine

Steal Princess Celestia’s crown thing, and frame The G&PT

Convince the main six to zap you with the elements of harmony to see what happens

Thumb wrestle Pinkie Pie

Get Twilight to autograph a friendship report and frame it on your wall

Stand in the middle of the street, arms open looking up at the sky when Pinkie Pie’s tail twitches

Play fetch with the three headed dog

Rob Filthy Rich

Break Diamond Tiara’s tiara

Pony nap Silver Spoon and tie her to a tree in the Everfree Forest

Make clones of yourself in the Mirror Pool and then jump Prince Blueblood

Throw rocks at a Phoenix

Interview the pony obsessed with tubs of jelly

Walk in Photo Finish’s fashion show wearing a thong

Walk Spike around on a leash

Challenge Rainbow Dash to her title of Iron Pony

Eat a Parasprite

Flick Twilight’s horn

Pull Spike’s tail to see if it comes off

Eat beef jerky

Enter Rainbow Dash’s ‘best pet’ competition

[to be continued]