//-------------------------------------------------------// The List of Thing To Do When You're Bored In EQUESTRIA -by Infini-Pony- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// The LIST //-------------------------------------------------------// The LIST The List of Things To Do When You're Bored In Equestria FEEL FREE TO COMMENT>:) Give Spike a Swirly Play Poker with Applejack (guaranteed $$$) Adopt Scootaloo Put Big Mac in a Full Nelson Drink a gallon of liquid rainbow Hold a free Barbeque in the middle of town Wrestle a manticore Arm wrestle Iron Will Strut around Canterlot in a thong Moon Luna (cheesy joke) Try to beat Fluttershy in the quiet game Stroll through Ghastly Gorge Try to teach Twilight sign language Speak bush language to Zecora Roll in Poison Joke Have a staring contest with petrified Discord (and somehow win) Give Rainbow Dash a hoof-icure and a perm while she’s asleep Have a Dj battle with Vinyl Scratch Bake muffins with Derpy Hooves Put “grass” in Pinkie Pie’s brownies (heheh ;3) Get sentenced to 1,000,000 years dungeon (no trial) Mug the Flim Flam brothers Throw up in Prince Blueblood’s face Tame an Ursa Major Raid Rarity’s panty drawer Hit on Granny Smith Create “Equestrian Idol” Sign up Scootaloo for “Equestrian Idol” Buy Fancy Pants some actual pants Stick your head in the party cannon and see what happens… Steal Diamond Tiara’s tiara Paint oranges over all the Apple Family’s apple logos Paint apples all over Aunt and Uncle Orange’s mail box Draw a moustache on petrified Discord Explain human puberty to all the ponies you pass by Follow Scootaloo around to see where she lives Get jumped into the CMC crew Fight a pack of Timber Wolves Don’t believe in Pinkie Sense Try to figure out if Lyra was/is human Hijack the TARDIS Release the crazy barking pony into the Everfree Forest Hump a statue of Celestia Walk around cross-eyed like Derpy and see how long you’ll survive Introduce Pinkie Pie to caffeine Steal Princess Celestia’s crown thing, and frame The G&PT Convince the main six to zap you with the elements of harmony to see what happens Thumb wrestle Pinkie Pie Get Twilight to autograph a friendship report and frame it on your wall Stand in the middle of the street, arms open looking up at the sky when Pinkie Pie’s tail twitches Play fetch with the three headed dog Rob Filthy Rich Break Diamond Tiara’s tiara Pony nap Silver Spoon and tie her to a tree in the Everfree Forest Make clones of yourself in the Mirror Pool and then jump Prince Blueblood Throw rocks at a Phoenix Interview the pony obsessed with tubs of jelly Walk in Photo Finish’s fashion show wearing a thong Walk Spike around on a leash Challenge Rainbow Dash to her title of Iron Pony Eat a Parasprite Flick Twilight’s horn Pull Spike’s tail to see if it comes off Eat beef jerky Enter Rainbow Dash’s ‘best pet’ competition [to be continued]