
Kaleb's Critters
All roight, Robby: camera on me, now... three, two...
"Well hello there, mate! Oi'm Kaleb, your guide, and boy do we 'ave a treat for you today. Last time on Kaleb's Critters we took a load off on TB-881. Tons a' interestin' animals there: Oi even shot me a Mountain Bra'ana. Blight'ah nearly took me leg off! On a more somber note, we lost ourselves a fine man that week. Sage, we miss ya mate, and I hope you're happy, wherever you are...
But don't fret. We got a new cameraman, an' he's twice the man Sage was, ain't that roight, Robby?
An' ya know what else? We got a special surprise for you folks this episode. We're currently orbiting TB-1128, the lushest, greenest planet Oi've seen in ye-ahs. Our team of analysts and science-types have spent weeks monitoring and cataloguing the life 'ere, an' they've assured me we'll be in for a wild ride.
Tomorrow, we're goin' down there. An' I swear Oi'm gonna show you what it takes to hunt down some of the most beautiful--and oddly familiah--species this side a' the galaxy. An' Oi'll do it in record time, or moi name ain't Kaleb Burnow."
Now that, Robby, is how you do an opening... C'mon, lets take a look at some'a those pelts.



11 Chapters:
- Promo #9919# 2013-03-23 23:04:12 UTC152
- One: Saint Metro 2012-12-14 03:57:14 UTC1817
- Two: Applying Oneself Creatively 2012-12-14 03:57:35 UTC4708
- Three: Sign of the Times 2012-12-16 07:10:05 UTC1103
- Four: Flying Dutchman 2013-01-30 03:02:11 UTC2711
- Five: Gambling on a Spaceship 2013-02-12 00:44:18 UTC2069
- Seven: Cat-Burgers in Heaven 2013-03-23 20:36:30 UTC3864
- Eight: Last Night on Earth 2013-03-29 03:17:01 UTC2069
- Promo #9567# 2013-04-25 23:34:05 UTC448
- Nine: The Blue 2013-04-26 22:26:06 UTC5782
- Promo #9664# 2013-05-13 00:23:45 UTC217