C.I.F. AGENT DATABASE: ONLINE.
AGENT: DAMIEN SMITH.
ACCESS GRANTED. WELCOME, DIRECTOR.
My name is Damien Smith. And let me tell you now; Everything you though wasn't real, everything they told you didn't exist… Well, they lied. There's really no beginning to this story, so I'll start from the middle. The gods, beings of immense power, do, in fact, exist. I was chosen by Jixiu, the god of Technology, to be his messenger. A messenger is a mortal chosen by the gods to fix things when they fuck up. Yeah, gods fuck up. Listen, I can't stay here long. This is my story. Everything you're about to see is real.
Oh, shit. Gotta go.