The adventures of Twilight and Trixie: Trixie sucks at magic

Twilight woke up suddenly screaming so loud she could have sworn she woke up half of Ponyville her screams echoing around her empty house. Trembling and shaking horribly and in a cold sweat she finds herself and her bed literally soaked with sweat she looks around her room and finds the window is open and a gentle breeze is flowing through her window, the moonlight lighting up much of her room. Climbing out of bed still shaking from the nightmares that have been plaguing her for the past few months she decides to herself that she will go to the balcony and go look outside.

Trotting up to the double doors she opens them and steps outside into the night onto the balcony looking out over Ponyville. Looking up she notices that it is a clear summer’s night and that there is a full moon in the sky and the sky is full of many stars and constellations. The night sky looking amazing and glorious and it was a beautiful sight for all to see assuming any pony would be up this late still. Twilight staring at the sky wondered what Luna was up to on this night as she never really got to know her tutors younger sister that well ever since she was reintroduced to Ponyville as a royal ruler. This was because she was kept quite busy doing errands for the princess so she never really got the time to spend time getting to know her younger sister Luna.

After stargazing for several minutes she heard a grumble in her stomach and decided to go and get herself a snack downstairs in the kitchen. Trotting back indoors she closed the double doors for the balcony behind her and made her way towards the stairs and headed down them. Reaching the kitchen downstairs she sees that the kitchen is all clean and organized just how she likes it to be. Let’s see what there is for a snack I am just starving Twilight said as she opened a couple of doors in the kitchen. Her horn lighting up she starts rummaging through a random assortment of boxes no this is not what I want, no this is okay but not quite what I want, oh this looks good she said as she held this one blue colored box in front of her. Guess this will have to do she said when all of a sudden she heard a loud crash come from her living room which startled her causing her to drop what she was holding spilling all of its contents all over the floor.

A feeling of nervousness and fear creeping over her she said to herself, oh great I worked so hard to keep this place clean she grumbled to herself using random bits of profanity out of frustration, Picking up a nearby frying pan off of the stove to defend herself against the mystery intruder she slowly creeps out of the kitchen to the living room to investigate the sudden loud noise. Soon as Twilight went to the living room she seen that the door to her tree had been blown clean off its hinges and splintered in some places not enough to be thrown away which was a good thing but that was the least of her worries as the sight of what was waiting for her at the entrance made her jaw drop if it was psychically possible for it to hit the floor it would have done so at that very moment.

Standing there at the entrance to her home the moonlight casting an eerie shadow over her figure was an azure pony with magenta colored eyes with a silverish white colored mane another thing that she noticed was the cutie mark which was this shape with a wand on it. Her mane was all soaked and messy from being outside so long most likely being from traveling and she appeared to be fairly dirty looking in appearance. Wait it can’t be Twilight said with a look of shock and disbelief on her face you seem familiar but wait you can’t be Trixie no way. The one and only the azure unicorn said I mean how you could ever forget a beautiful face like mine after such an epic performance like mine she said with a cocky grin on her face.

Well uh Twilight said still in shock I didn’t recognize you without the cape and the crummy attitude. Also don’t think I am letting you in my house you think I don’t know you are here to get revenge on me. Bitch please if I wanted to get revenge on you I would have went and done so a long time ago not to mention I would have won if you decided to fight me Trixie said. Yeah I suppose it does not make much sense why you would wait all these years to get revenge except for the point about you beating me in a fight Twilight said.

I guess you can come in but we will talk more about that later for now just get inside and get comfortable I have to fix this place up a little bit. After Trixie walked inside the tree for a house Twilight used her magic to fix the door back into place although damaged a little it would have to do until she morning when she could get a replacement. I guess I will go to the market tomorrow and get some supplies Twilight said. You know Trixie you could have at least knocked you know Twilight said with a little bit more than a hint of frustration in her voice. It was kind of an accident Trixie said a little flustered besides knocking is for silly earth ponies using magic is way better that and it is the proper way to do such things.

So what is your name anyway I only seen you for a bit at one of my shows before you pussied out and ran off on me. I did not do such a thing twilight said blushing I just had forgot something at home I needed to attend to she said quickly. Yeah right Trixie said I could own you when it comes to magic any day and you know it. Is that why you ran away like a scared little filly she said with a malicious grin on her face. Considering how I am the element of magic and the princess’s prize student for years in comparison to you being a mere street magician I could just imagine the epic spells you have in your learning inventory compared to me, I am sure you can really show me at least a few things Twilight said. Oh you bet I would totally embarrass you just as bad as your friends who challenged me and you know it Trixie said in her usual trademark bragging tone. I can tell you seem to lack the cognitive ability to detect sarcasm when used by other individuals, you may be decent in magic but I feel that intelligence is something that you seem to lack Twilight said looking over at Trixie.

Suddenly Pinkie Pie pops up seemingly out of nowhere between the two of them. Hey did someone say lacking intelligence I just love acting all stupid Pinkie Pie said with a giggle, oh hey I see you are back in town so maybe I thought I would throw a welcome back from being run out of town but coming back party just for you she said bouncing up and down hyperactively. Twilight who groaned said is now the best time for this Pinkie and just how do you pop up out of nowhere like that anyway. Oh silly you two were just so busy you just didn’t notice me that’s all, you really have to pay attention more she said with a huge grin on her face. Yes Twilight said I guess I lack quite the attention span she said sarcastically now can me and Trixie just talk for a bit alone maybe you can spend your time planning that party in the meanwhile.

All of a sudden her hair just went dead flat and her eyes just seem to have lost all life in them, looking down on Twilight as she was standing above her she said how come no one likes my parties anymore her eyes brimming up with tears are my parties not good enough for anypony she said quietly, I work so hard to plan them and yet no one seems to appreciate them anymore her tone getting louder, I thought you loved my parties Twilight but now all you care about is your stupid books and that library of yours this time she was practically shouting. Pinkie I would love to go to one of your parties, but just now is not the time okay Pinkie she said with aggravation in her voice. Pinkie getting right in Twilights face her face gritting with rage her eyes burning with hatred screamed into Twilights face screw you I thought you were my friend but never mind I hope Celestia banishes you to the moon to rot you traitor I hate you, screaming in anger louder than ever before as she bolted towards the door slamming it so hard you could have sworn it had shaken the house at least a noticeable amount almost breaking the door into pieces.

Who the hell was that psycho Trixie said looking at Twilight a little bit more than shaken. That who you had just seen is Pinkie Pie she often has this somewhat annoying habit of greeting every pony that new to this place and throwing them a party. Pinkie pie out of nowhere yelled I HEARD THAT!!! . What parasprite crawled up her ass Trixie said if I were you I would have nothing to do with a creep like what was her name again. Her name is Pinkie Pie but you can just call her Pinkie Twilight sighed. So let me get this straight she just pops up out of nowhere and somehow is able to keep track of who enters Ponyville and knows where they are at all times Trixie said. Apparently she has something called this “pinkie sense” I don’t know how it works or how she does what she does but she seems to sense things in the future before they even happen. Oh geez what kind of stuff has she been smoking now Trixie said.

Now where were we Twilight said oh yeah you almost blew my door to pieces and almost killed me from a heart attack I can see your magic abilities are just top notch with more sarcasm in her voice all the while rolling her eyes. Oh come on Trixie said you are just being overdramatic I’m sure it wasn’t that bad besides what on earth could you ever worry about being the princesses star pupil and all. Who knows Twilight said anything is possible considered all that I have seen in my short time residing in Ponyville. Wait a minute how do you know that I am the princesses star pupil anyway Trixie. It is a long story you just happen to overhear things a lot when you are travelling that’s all Trixie said.

Anyway get comfortable Trixie I want to know what you were up to since you were run out of Ponyville Twilight said as she takes her seat in an arm chair while Trixie sets herself down on a nearby couch. Trixie scans the room her eyes looking around the cozy yet roomy house on two of the walls are fairly tall and wide rows of what seems like an endless amount of books more than what one could possibly ever read in a lifetime even in Celestia’s possibly assuming one has over a thousand years to live of course or so it appeared to her considering she hardly even reads books at least not since back when she was in school as a young filly anyway.

So Trixie that really was quite the interesting show you put on when you were visiting Ponyville to say the least do you usually attract this kind of attention every show you get? Twilight said. Oh please Trixie said you Ponyville types are such buzz kills some of you anyway at least in other places pretty much all the mares and colts were all over me, they just literally loved my performance it was like they were cheering on the best magician in Equestria you know I very well may be the best it is not like any pony has ever stepped up to the challenge yet she said in a dreamy like state. It is like being the magician version of Vinyl Scratch quite literally speaking of her I would love to talk to her again it has been quite a while I could use her for one of my shows it would be so epic she squeed in excitement.

Wait a minute Twilight interrupted her before she could say anything else you still did not answer my question. What would that be Trixie said is it about my show and how great and awesome I am? Something like that Twilight said anyway could you tell me what happened after you left Ponyville since you sidetracked me on the matter and all and started bragging like you usually like to do. Bragging Trixie does not okay enough already Twilight interrupted her again just tell me the story already she said with annoyance. Okay are sure you really want to know what happened my last show really was not that great at all to be honest. So what Twilight said I would like to know anyway at least if you are going to be staying here with me the least you can do is tell me what has happened since your last visit to Ponyville.

I suppose this is very true and get to know Trixie you will she winked at Twilight with a smug grin on her face which had Twilight in quite the position of discomfort. Wait what is that supposed to mean she glared at Trixie. Anyway Trixie said here is what happened after I left Ponyville she said.