Chapter 5

Umm wow that was interesting to say the least Twilight said with a look between interest and concern on her face so you basically tried spells well beyond your skill level and ended up endangering the lives of others as a result pretty much am I right. Fuck no it was just bad luck it is not my fault I just happened to have an unlucky day, besides the crowd kinda sucked up there anyway not to mention those people expect way too much Trixie said. But you swore up and down you were the best magician in Equestria, wouldn’t you kind of expect them to expect so much out you Twilight said with a smug grin on her face.

Trixie whose face turned to rage said up yours I would like to see you try and put on a better show jerk crossing folding her arms across her chest. I am just making a point Trixie the least you can do is try to make sense instead of babbling on like a complete and total pillock you know. A what? Trixie said dumbfounded what the hell is a pillock some kind of bird or something. Twilight groaned facehoofing herself groaned it means you are an idiot Trixie an idiot now can you at least tell me why you decided to break down my door in the middle of night, if you were not out to get revenge on me than why are you even here a tone of impatience in her voice.

Well I did hear a scream that sounded like someone was getting murdered either that or somepony was making you their bitch real good so I decided I had to at least do something about it Trixie said. Wait was I really that loud; why I must have woken half the town oh no I am so embarrassed Twilight groaned out loud putting her hooves over her face. Trixie who pulled her face into a smug grin said something tells me if you got some you would be pretty loud if you know what I mean winking at Twilight. What is that supposed to mean are you implying what I think you are implying glaring at Trixie. Oh you know since I figure you spend all your time wasting it on reading stupid books and not going out socializing I figured you to be… you know one of those types, you know the type that never gets any from stallions Trixie said with a huge smile on her face. You know what I am going to pretend that I did not hear that for the sakes of me not choking you out right about now Twilight said fuming oh and books are not stupid okay. Yeah whatever you say did you ever read a book on how to have fun or something related to it instead of those stupid books you have all over the place.

Wait what is your name and what is that cutie mark supposed to be anyway Trixie said. Well this is supposed to be magic and my name is Twilight sparkle so nice to meet you oh and great and smartass Trixie Twilight said. Well nice to meet you too miss I know everything because I read books hurr durr, well thanks for letting me crash here this place is pretty bomb and much better than that piece of junk old wagon I used to lay in all the time Trixie said. Well Twilight said while yawning out loud it is almost dawn and I think it is about time the both of us get ourselves some shuteye, you can use Spikes old room in the meanwhile I suppose. Twilight at this point was starting to show serious signs of being long overdue for a good night sleep got off her chair and made her way towards the stairs leading upstairs to where her room was. Trixie then getting off of the couch right after twilight proceeded to follow her up the stairs which she then lead her to this small room just right next to Twilights.

Looking around it was virtually empty with only a small bed and a couple of dusty shelves in the room, it may have looked like nothing much to Twilight but to Trixie it was pure luxury. Oh and Trixie you can clean yourself up in the morning don’t worry about doing anything in the morning Twilight said. Yeah I haven’t cleaned up for days and I still smell better than you Trixie said. Okay Trixie nighty night don’t let the… shut the fuck up interrupted Trixie I had those bite my flank too many times to count. Umm okay then good night Twilight said leaving Trixie to get all set up for the night. Twilight then trotting up to the window proceeded to shut it for the night, then moving over to her bed she tucked herself into her bed for the night finally is able to rest after such a long night fell asleep just as the first rays of light were starting to creep into her bedroom.

But little did Twilight know that her wish for adventure was going to come true in ways she never dreamed of.