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So Twilight and Nyx were sitting in the living room. ANd Twilight was eating a pie. She finished her pie. She then took a shit on Spike because Spike is a horrible little faggot and deserves to die a neckbearded death. I hate him. Then Spike cried a lot because eversince Lunyx came to liver with Twilite, hre was miss treated alot. So he was sad.

"Baw" sadi spike. "I am uniloevd".

But then Twilight beat him and locked him in a closet for 3 days.

"Nyx" she said "Its time to learn how to jack cars and steal shit like a motherfucking king of the hood."

So then Twilight took Nyx out for a ride in her stolen car with gold rims and shit. She stopped in front of Lyra's house. Lyrra was soaking in a bathtub full of pissss. She didn't know Twilight because she was a rich white bitch and not a gongsta like Twilight and Nyx.

"Oh my god you're gonna rape me!" screamed lyra.

"SHUT UP BITCH!!!!" Twilight howled and shot Lyra full of bullets with her Tec 9 machine pistol.

Then she opened Lyra's mouth and shit in it. She made nyx do that too even though nyx didn't want to because it was gross but it was Twilight's fetish and Twilight made her do shit (LITERally lol) by putting the tech9ne to her head and said "bitch do what i want or you're a pussy ho" and Nyx was no pussy ho so she did was Twilight wanted even though that was a oxymoron.

Then they went to Canterlot and robbed a bunch of cutie mark stores and sold the cutie marks on the black market. Twilight was rolling in dough. After she shit on Spike and beat him withinan inch of his pathetic wurthlas lif she went to see nyx and said to nNYX "Nyx we are gangsta rich we got it made lets go blow all our hard earned criminallimoney on plasma TV sets".

But Nyx said No Twilight I cannot acceot your m,oney for I feel guilty about the thigns I have done. ANd Twilight pistol whipped her right there in the ghetto library/ccrack den and said bitch what the fuck you talkin about

it was then that she came to the conclusion that nyx was actually just a pussy ho all along. So she realized that, Nyx would never grow up to be the gangsta thug she wanted Nyx to be. It made her crie errytiem. But then she put out a hit on her tears and went and got some smack and gave it to nyx and got her addicted to drugs so she would be a stupid ho.

"Bitch you my ho now" she said to Nyx.

So Twilight pimped Nyx out for the rest of her natural life until Nyx died of a heroin overdose at 33.