Hello, Do You Have A Moment? I'd Like To Tell You About My Gritty, Action Packed New Series. You've Never Seen Anything This Real Before. It Will Change The Way You Live Your Life And See The World. Mostly It's About Cartoon Horses Doing Sex

by ANONGLADJE

Rating: mature
Tags: Spike, Comedy, Princess Celestia, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Alternate Universe, Romance
Length: 10716

Hello, do you have a moment? I'd like to tell you about my gritty, action packed new series. You've never seen anything this real before. It will change the way you live your life and see the world. Mostly it's about cartoon horses doing sex

AKA Twilight Sparkle Gets What's Coming To Her (and Other Erotic Stories You Might Clop To).

A short collection of clop fanfiction. Hope you enjoy!

Originally described as "The ponies of Ponyville hate Twilight, so they decide to give her what she deserves. (& other stu". But then, inspiration struck, and it became a gritty action-packed new series that is mostly about cartoon horses doing sex because I find cartoon horses sexually attractive.

Published 2012-11-28 08:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-07-06 04:50:40 UTC

Typical AppleDash Story

One day Applejack is bucking apples like she usually does.

Then suddenly a bunch of bronies appeared from nowhere at all except a shitty backwater town on earth. They were all fat and pimply and gross and like 27 years old and they all had B.OAnd they were all virgins for obvious reasons.

"Oh my god it's Applejack!!" shouted one of them. Waving his 3 inch dick in the air like a fag. "Let's have sex with her!"

"Yuh all keeyp the hayyll away frum may!" Applejack yelled, but it was too late. The bronies mobbed her and tried to put their tiny dicks in her.

"YEAH GO TEAM SONIC!" they all shouted due to being retarded sacks of crap.

Then Rainbow Dash jumped out of a well wearing a strap on dildo with razors attached to it. It was just like that one thing in Se7en that the guy kills the prostitute with which made Dash cool. She was badass so she started raping all the bronies to death with it. And they didn't do anything about it because their dream was always to have sex with Rainbow Dash. So they all died still technical virgins b/c none of them could get it up before they started raping Applejack.

"Mah hayro!" cried Applejack while she jumped into Dash's arms/hooves and started giving the shit covered razor dick strap on a blowjob. "Leyt's gayt maaarrayd and have 9 million bayyybys!" But suddenly she remembered something important. "Wait a miynute! Being gay is a siyun!"

So then she took out a baseball bat and started beating Dash with it for being a no good dirty homo. Dash had 30 per cent of her bones broken. Which is a lot you motherfuckers. While Dash was sobbing on the ground broken and wondering how her love since before she was boirn could do this to her, Applejack took the bat and rammed it up her ass like a pro. Then she started furiously fucking her with it.

"Damn filly-fooler faggot nigger fuck shit fuck Grainy Smith cocks!" Applejack shouted while kicking RD in the head because she's a bitch. "Go burn in hell where yuh belong!"

Applejack fucked Dash so hard her guts fell out. But it is fine because she put them back in. But then Applejack realized that not only was it okay to be gay but she herself was a huge bulldyke. She realized this from looking into Dash's sad longing eyes that were full of tears. So she took the bat out of Dash's ass pulling her colon out with it and apologized.

"I'm sorry for raping you in the butt with a baseball bat," she said with infinite sincerity.

"It's okay," replied Dash while jamming her anus back in. "I could not be mad at you if I wanted to because I'm the Element of Loyalty and that means we will always be faggy gay lovers even if you ram a baseball bat into my rectum and cause massive prolapse." It was actually because Applejack gave her brain damage from kicking her.

"I love you, Dashie," said Applejack tenderly and retardedly like a redneck boss pro.

"I love you too, AJ."

They made out for a while. Then they tried to have sex but it hurt too much for Dash because Applejack broke her pelvis and destroyed her reproductive organs. So they decided to adopt Scootaloo and shit on her every day.

No, just kidding. They decided to shit on Scootaloo every day without adopting her. Hahahahaha I got you twice. They adopted her and lived happily ever after.

da eend

P.I.S.S. they did shit on her once or twice a month

Twilight Gets What She Deserves

One day, Twilight Sparkle was doing some shit nobody cares about. Suddenly all her friends burst into the library wearing their angry faces.

"Twilight!" they said together. "We have had enough of your shit!"

"What are you talking aboAHHGGHHGHDSH" yelled Twilight while being dragged on the floor.

They put her on the floor with her huge librarian ass in the air. Then Applejack took a horse speculum and used it to expand Twilight's bum until it was real wide so that she could put her hand in it and lick the poo poo off.

"Why are you doing this to me you ass munchers???" screamed Twilight.

"Because you are an annoying know it all bookworm," said Rainbow Dash. She took a book and ripped it up like a pro. And by ripped it up I mean she put it through a paper shredder. Then she stuffed all the shredded paper into Twilight's butt. Meanwhile Fluttershy grew a veiny cock and started masturbating furiously on Pinkie Pie's head.

But then Spike came and saved Twilight. By which I mean. He joined the rape fest with a trash can full of refuse.

"I'm sick of being your assistant!" he yelled like a bitch. Then he started picking up disgusting rotten garbage out of the can and stuffing it into Twilight's expanded horse anus. It was pretty gross. There were banana peels, old salad, eggs, dead flies, ants, a shit Spike took in the can the week before because he was too lazy to go to the bathroom, paper, books, scootaloo, mcdonalds wrappers, and a lot of other disgusting crap that went into Twilight's crapper.

Twilight cried like the martian she was on the floor. She was about to magic everything back to normal. But Trixie came in and cut off her horn to shove up her ass. Then all the ponies in Ponyville took turns urinating in Twilight's ass. It was raining pee in Twiligt's butt. It was pretty nasty.

Rarity came in with sandpaper. She rubbed it on Twilight's crotchboobs.They chafed and bleeded and got all gross and disgusting. Twilight screamed for mercy. But Applejack put another speculum in Twilight's cunt so they could put more garbage in her. Pinkie tries to fit as much candy in to Twilights destroyed butthole as she can. And Rainbow Dash put on a strap-on and started speedfucking Twilight's mouth knocking out some of her teeth.

"My little ponies," said a regal voice, "I have arrived."

"PRINCESS CELESTIA PLEASE HELP ME I AM GETTING RAPED TO DEATH!!!!!!!!" screamed Twilight. But Celestia just laughed lightly and kicked her teeth in.

"I'm sorry, Twilight. You're no longer my student," she said. "I don't teach retarded faggots."

"But I'm not retarded," said Twilight. "I'm not gay either!"

But then Princess Celestia took a big shit in her mouth, shutting her up.

"My little ponies." said Princess Celestia., "I hereby declare all garbage, bodily waste, and masturbatory activities shall be directed to pipes attached to Toilet Spackle until she gets huge and explodes because she was late handing in her friendship report and shit in Luna's tea!"

"AUGHDSHGSHDGDSHGSHGHSD" said Twilight

And so for the rest of her life Twilight Sparkle was Ponyville's toilet/clown because of the shit kept falling out of her prolapesd ass. She was chained to the library so she couldn't leave. But eventually she went insane and started enjoying it. She put on a clown wig and danced around singing. She survived for decades in spite of how she was forced to eat trash, shit, and cum to stay alive. Then when she was old and wrinkly, Celestia came and stomped on her head...After making a deal with Satan to send her to hell forever. THE END

Red and Black Alicorn Mary Sue Is Sexually Assaulted By an Autistic Alicorn Colt Named Dave

So there was a young colt. His name was Dave. Dave was very mysterious and awkward and had severe autism. Dave was red and black with strange markings all over his muzzle razor blades on his wings a totenkopf cutie mark and so much magical power that he could destroy the world and dan rather in less than 10 seconds oblong if he wanted to  so he held back all the time. Dave was afraid of hurting someone who was not clyde cash. Dave never met his parents. Dave grew up in an orphanage. Dave was despised by all the other orphans because he was mysterious and awkward. Dave had social anxiety because of it. Dave never talked to anyone and was shyer than Fluttershy. Dave is an oc okay.

One day. Dave was in Ponnyville to save everyone from his father. Who was actually Discord. But while he was doing that he saw another red and black alicorn who was the exact opposite of him. She was a worthless throwaway OC. She was created by anongladje to mock other writers. No. She was Mary Sue, the perfectest character a certain non-English-fluent chipskunk man from Mother Russia ever created. She was doing charity for the blind homeless children while writing a ballad about how wonderful friendship was. But everyone hated her because she was Mary Sue. :(

Dave saw a kindrid spirit in autistism. Because everyone else hated him too.

"OMG, Mary Sue!" he cried. Throwing his hoofhands into the air dramatically. "I am an red and black alicorn OC just like you! We're not sheep to the masses. We have transcended the fabric of original creational unreality and delved together into...a pool of love HA HA HA HA HA HAHA! I realized my special destiny when I was a young colt. It was the same moment my art teacher unfairly failed me because I drew Jewish furry scat porn as my final assignment. It was then that I set out to change the world and make it into one I approve of. I have kickstarted a revolutionary movement and we will not stand for this We will rise up and cry out in the name of change toward thinking patterns unless I don't agree with them" He blabbered on for ltiterally 8 hours because he had autism and did not know when to shut the fuck up.

But Mary Sue didn't agree bacause she was not autistic.

"Don't you see?" she asked. Because anongladje am making her a serious characters. "The world would be a perfect place if we all just stopped fighting! Why start a revolution when you can change things peacefully? There's always a way!" She got uncomfortable with how close Dave was because he had no concept of personal space and how he has an erection with his tiny penis from thinking of his moms shit. But she too polite to tell him.

"Come on baby let's do the vertical tango!!! btw that means sex HAHAHAHAHA!!!" said Dave romantautistically. "Oh by the way have you heard of Sonic the Hedgehog? Amy Rose really gets my rocks off. I masturbate to her every night before bed. Hey you should dress up as Amy Rose while I rub poo on your wings!!"

This creeped Mary Sue the fuck out so she ran away. But Dave followed her. He followed her home like the stalker freak he was.

"MARY PLS LET ME IN!!!!" he screamed as he jerked his red and black alicorn cock in front of her door. "I Will call the police if you don't let me in!!!!"

"YOU'RE STUPID GO AWAY!" yelled Mary while she silently wished Big Mac would come bash Dave's head in with his 16 foot horsecock and then fuck her silly on the kitchen counter.

But Dave intercepted her Mac Call with the power of anongladje and used it to break down the door instead.

"IT'S SONIC TIME!!!!" he howled like a psychopath.

"NO DAVE NO!!!!" Mary howled like a scared red and black alicorn mary sue about to be raped by an autistic meat calculator.

However Dave was autistic so he felt entitled to whatever he wanted. He got an angry face on his face instead of dealing with it like a normal person and kicked Mary Sue in her perfectly toned stomach. SHe threw up all her nothing at all because she was anorexic. Then he started creepily petting her mane because he was autistic. His breath smelled like rotten feces. Mary cried uncontrollably like a scared future rape victim as she slowly realized that she was about to get sexually assaulted by a sub-human meat calculator.

Dave went all goatse on her.by which I mean he stretched his own ass with his hoofhands to arouse himself. It was smelly and disgusting and poo fell out. Did you think this rape would be sexy? You thought wrong, faggot. Rape is a very serious problem and should not be joked about. Do you know how many innocent rapists are put away forever just for raping a virgin? Too many!!! that's how many.

So Dave took his hoof and jammed it into Mary Sue's tight pussypuss. Mary Sue wasn't a virgin because she had a tragic past of getting raped repeatedly at the orphanage. But she blocked all that out so this was like her first time anyway. And it was with a basement-dweller. Sob. Once Dave got his hoof into her he started fucking her furiously to destroying her ability to have children.

The retard put his misshapen horsecock in her butt without lube. She screamed and thrashed but it was no use because Dave was a fat autistic blob of shit and she was a pretty little alicorn princess thing. Speaking of shit, he got some on his cock because he went too deep. So he wiped it off on Mary Sue's face. The smell made him super horny so he put his cock in her vag without taking his hand out and started speedfucking her. When he was done (when his erectile dysfunction kicked in) her pussy was like 3x the size it used to be and her ass was distended and leaking poo.

Neighbors heard Mary's screams for help. But like Kitty Genovese she was ignored from being a universally hated bitch.

Dave threw a tantrum because Mary's areolas weren't the right shade of God kkknows what color. Dave cared about the color of her areolas because he was autistic and retarded and had OCD. Sadly his OCD did not cover smearing his own feces all over his body while stuffing pool balls up Mary Sue's urethra. Then he played pool by ramming a pool stick into her ass and impaling her colon.

As you can see, Dave was very autistic. He played with his own shit, raped women, and loved asses. But he was also autistic. So he took a pelican and rammed it beak first into Mary Sue's vagina. 99999999999Because autism. It is unexplainable otherwise. Dave printed off his horrible fanfics about having sex with Rainbow Dash. He rolled them up and shoved them all down his own urethra while humming the original Sonic the Hedgehog theme. Then he pretended that he was Sonic da hadghag.

"This is way past cool!" the retarded alicorn howled like the inhuman autistic animal he was faggot. so He started facefucking Mary Sue, forever destroying her vocal cords from his horrible aim. But then he got bored of that and decided to rape her in the vaginaa. The pelican attacked his penis mercilessly with its butthole. But he didn't care. He used his own blood and shit for lube because of his autistic frenzy. He decided to deposit his disgusting sperm inside Mary Sue and make her bear children (they would be defective wastes of oxygen too).

Mary Sue was basically out of her mind by then. She was insane. Coocoo. Loco in the coco. Drool poured out the side of her mouth. She cried like a bitch and realized everything she had ever done to help anypony was meaningless. Because Dave the Autistic Alicorn ruined her that night. Mary mourned the loss of her innocent way of seeing the world. But noboyd else did. :(

While dave was spreading more shit over the two of them with his 2 inch alicorn horn, she remembered that she could use magic too. So she did what any sensible neurottypical would do and anticlimactically snapped Dave's neck in half. Then she made his head explode. Then she made his balls melt. Then she chopped his dick in half and fed it to a pig.

Then she took an 8 hour long shower to get the poo, the stench of Dave and the feeling of violation off her. And during that shower, she cried.

They were tears of despair.

Dash's Wonderbolt Initiation

Rainbow Dash was flying around doing some aerial shit but then SUDDENLY THE WONDERBOLTS APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE!!!

"Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh the wonderbolts!!!" she squealed creaming herself.

"Yes and you should come with us," said Spitfire. "We are going to initiate you into the Wonderbolts now."

After they revived Dash form her orgasmic bliss they went to an old abandoned warehouse full of heroin because the Wonderbolts were actually a drug gang secretly.

"This doesn't look like Wonderbolt Headquarters," said Dash, looking around.

"That is because it is not and we tricked you," Spitfire explained. Then she hit Dash in the head with a dildo knocking her unconscious.

When Dash woke up she was tied to a chair. She tried to escape, but it was no use. But the Wonderbolts were there!!! Dash squealed like a fangirl because her idols were going to rescue her and fly off into the sunset with her and give her 7000 billion orgasms.

"Rainbow Dash," said Spitfire with her angry face on her face. "We are sick of your shit."

"What?" asked Dash as her hopes and dreams were cruelly shattered because of that is an insult.

"You're always masturbating of us and getting in our way you ho!" shouted Soarin while he gave himself a pie enema.

"I can't help the way I am," Dash said. A single tear fell from her eye.

"No but we can." Spitfire picked up a blowtorch. "You will never ever fly again!" She laughed like a maniac.

"NOOOOO!" the cyan pegasus shrieked. "I'll never talk to you again! I will eat all my Wonderbolts scupltusr that I made out of my own shit I swear"

"It's too late for that!" shouted Spitfire while she lit the blowtorch and the other Wonderbolts got out various sex toys and torture implements. Then she melted all of Dash's feathers and burned her wings to a crisp. When that was done she ripped off the charred bones and started fucking Dash in the ass with them. Dash cried like a pusy fagot because she had been betrayed by her idol and got raped.

"WHY?!" she sobbed while Soarin sounded her urethra with his pie enema tube. "WHYYYYY?"

"Because you suck and we hate you" said Spitfire. Then she ripped out Dash's vocal cord rendering her mute forever and gouged out her eyes and blew out her eardrums with the music of Slayer. Then they raped her for 600 hours straight. It was triply nipply horrible because Dash couldn't see hear or speak. Yes. Imagine what it must be like to have a steel pipe rammed up your butthole again and again and again without two of your senses or the ability to make noise. Or having your genitals frozen with liquid nitrogen. Or getting fucked so hard your throat collapses and they have to put you on a respirator. Imagine that. That's what it was like for Rainbow Dash.

They left Dash by the roadside with a pair of panties shoved into her violated vagina. She was found by an old guy who came on her before dragging her to the hospital. Though there was a huge ass-investigation but Dash couldn't tell anyone what happened because she had no vocal cords and her writing was too messy for anyone to read.

Eventually everyone stopped caring. Dash's friends stopped visiting her because they had better things to do. She was all alone except for Scootaloo who molested her when no one was looking since she couldn't tell anyone about it. Sometimes the Wonderbolts came by to rape her again.

One day Dash got very depressed and jumped off her cloud house, killing herself. She also killed Scootaloo because she landed on her. After she was buried at a funeral no one went to, the Wonderbolts dug her back up and shoved her corpse down a stinky latrine.

Reprehensible My Little Dashie Parody

So I was walking down main street after holding up a liquor store right? And I found this box. I thought maybe there was alcohol in it. So I opened it and found that there was Rainbow Dash in it instead.

"What the fuck is this!?" I screamed like a psychopath. "Why is there a My Little Pony cartoon pony thing in this box?!"

She didn't say anything so I hit her a few times and screamed "Answer me, bitch!"

But Dashie was just a little pony so she could only cry and hide from me. I bet she thought I would go away if she curled up into a ball and pretended to be dead. It was funny. I took her home to beat her some more because I had nothing better to do.

"This is all your fault," said I as I broke her wing in half like a pro. "I won't say I don't like doing this, but I wouldn't have to if you weren't such a horrible little ugly filly."

Dashie cried some more and tried to flap the mutilated appendage, but it was hanging sideways and  caused her too much pain to try it for long. So then she tried to give me one of her feathers. I think it's some pegasus apology ritual or something. She had this stupid hopeful smile on her face right up until I took out my lighter and burned it.

"You are not forgiven." I told her.

After beating Dashie for a while longer I went and got high on crack cocaine. Then I came back and beat her some more because it amused me. Once I said I would let her go if she could make it to the open door before I closed it. She made it. But only in time to have her leg snapped in half when I slammed the door on it. The betrayed look on her face made me hard.

Growing bored of watching her cry and look pitiful while I beat her and also because I love rape I went to the kitchen and got one of those big wooden spoons nobody uses anymore. I then rammed this into Dashie's underdeveloped filly vagina as hard as I could, breaking her hymen and probably her womb too. She screamed and cried and gave me looks like why why why?

"Shut up," I said smacking her. "You know you want it."

"I DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE!" she screamed in her hysterical fillydash voice.

"WHAT THE FUCK!!!" I yelled forcing the spoon so far into her I felt something pop. "WHY DIDN"T YOU TELL ME YOU COULD SPEAK BEFORE???"

But poor Dashie was crying too hard to reply so I just kicked her a few times because I could.

She tried to follow me when I went over to my tools. Because I broke one of her legs and both her wings. She was kind of limping/crawling after me sniffling pathetically. One of her eyes was swollen shut and she still had the last inch of the spoon sticking out of her cunt. It was a pretty funny sight tbh. She still thought it actually was her fault I was treating her this way. She probably thought I would stop if she did everything I wanted. But I was too lazy to play mind games with the little slut. So I took a screwdriver and inserted it into her asshole instead.

"This is going to hurt," I siad. She whimpered.

Then I eviscerated her anus by speedfucking her with the screwdriver. There was blood and shit everywhere when I was done. Dashie was bawling her eyes out and screaming for her mommy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha hah

I told her I raped her mommy and killed her even though I didn't because I'm a big fat liar. But she believed me. She believed me and tried to go into a fetal position again. Sobbing. But, I kicked her in her broken wing and she uncurled..

"Why are you doing this to me?" she asked me with her voice hoars from screaming so much.

And I said, "Because you are a bad filly and you aren't trying hard enough to be good."

"I promise I'll try harder," she whispered.

"Eh," I said. "I don't believe you, you little liar."

So then I pulled the spoon out of her and exposed my penis, which was very erect because I'm a sadist and I love to hurt living creatures and see the psychological damage I cause them.

Laughing like a maniac. I shoved my penis into her already abused twat and started fucking her mercilessly. She kept yelling "Help!" because I think somebody taught her to say that when a person tries to have sex with you and you don't want it. That's the only explanation I can think of for why she would be retard enough to yell that when my garage is soundproofed for the brutal rape-murders I carry out every Sunday.

Eventually, after violently fucking her pussy and her ass several time I decided to cum on her face. So I did that. It made her cry some more in humiliation and disgust

"How ya doin sunshine?" I asked mockingly. Dashie looked at me with her one eye that wasn't stuck shut with semen.

"I wanna go home," she told me. I laughed at her some more as I went and got some rope.

"This is your new home." The look of terror on her face made my dick spring right back up.

"Please! No! I'm a good filly! I'm a good filly!" she sobbed as I put the rope around her neck. "I want mommy and daddy and Fluttershy..."

Smiling as Dashie started to cry tears of despair, I said "You're never going to see your family and your friends again. I'm going to bring you down to my basement and I'm going to rape you whenever I feel like it."

So I did.

And then I went out and fagraped the narrator of My Little Dashie in the butt because I could.

Pinkie Pie Masturbates With A Blowtorch

One day Pinkie was real bored. So she take a blowtorch and put it in her vagina to masturbate with it.

"OH OH OH!!!" she screamed.

Then she came and put the blowtorch away. But Twilight was watching secretly and said "Pinkie do not masturbate with a blowtorch it is bad for you to do that"

And Pinkie was like "Okay."

So everything was good.

Twilight went home to go read good wholesome literrapeture. Suddenly, FLUTTERSHY JUMPED OUT OF THE BUSHES WITH A 22 FOOT STRAP ON AND STARTED RAPING HER!!!!!!!!!

"NOOOO!" said Twilight. "MY VIRGINITY WAs PROMISED TO PriNCHESS CELESTIA!!!!!!!!!!"

"I dont care," said Fluttershy. "Your vagina belongs to Angel and I will do

The end

Twilight Gets a Puke Enema

So one day Twilight was sitting in the middle of her library reading a book about why it bad to have sex. Obviously she was a virgin. But then.

“AAAAAAAAAGH!” Rainbow Dash screamed. She didnt even have the decency to knock over all the books on the shelves as a way of hitting on Twilight. No she just came through the door with her angry rape face on her face, smelling of SEXUAL AROUSAL.

“OMG I AM IN HEAT I WILL RAPE YOU!!” she howled like a psychopath.

Twilight tried to fend Dash off. But she was too sexy. Dash rubbed her VAGINA all over Twilight’s face, and Twilight kinda liked it. But then Dash had to piss so she pissed in Twilight’s mouth and made her swallow it. But scretly Twilight liked it so she drank all the piss and was like “LOL MOAR!!!!”

So then Spike came in and pissed in Twilight’s mouth. It was hot nasty dragon piss and it tasted terrible to everybody who wasn’t Twilight because Twilight is a closet slut. She drank it all too.

Mean while, Rainbow Dash was getting ready to insert her rapewing into Twilight’s anus. She stretched Twilights’ butthole until it was wider than she was. Then she got a glass and dipped it in the toilet, filling it with pottywater. She pissed in the glass and mixed it with the toilet water and poured it into Twilight’s gaping asshole like an enema.

Dash jammed her wing into the destroyed ass of Twilight Sparke,, who was mastubating furiously like a whore because she liked having toilet water and pee in her colon. But then just as Dash’s wing was about to come, it was forced out by Twilight’s reaction to the enema. The reaction was her ass shooting stinking, steaming, rancid diarrhea and shit bullets out everywhere that she had been holding in because of her constipation from not moving. It got on Dash’s face until she was Brownbow Dash.

“I’m so sorryDAS H I WAS SAVIGN THAT FOR MYSELF!” screamed Twilight, but Dash just licked it off and ate it.

“It’s good” she said. Then she beat the shit out of Twilight for shitting in her face while screaming “YOU FUCKING BTICH YOU GOT POO ON MY FACE YOU FAGGOT I RAPE YOU I RAPE YOU I BEAT YOU YOU DIE HO BITCH CUNT NIGGER FAGGOT SHITCOCK TRIPLE NIGGER”

Then Dash put her mouth on Twilight’s ass and started rimming her to lick the leftover diarrhea off. But the taste was so rancid it made her throw up into Twilight’s asshole, so she got another enema of puke and regurgitated diarrhea and shot more hot liquid shit out all over the library. It destroyed most of the books by corroding them.

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!1” howled Twilight depressedly.

“It’s ok Twilight we’ll rape you until you feel better,” siad Pinkie hwile coming in. She took a big nasty diarrhea dump on Twilight’s face and rubbed the feces on her horn. “MMMMM DELICIOUS SHIT.”

“AUGHSUHjfdnh....” Twilight bitched. Then she spread her legs and jammed an encyclopedia into her vagina to stimulate herself because she went crazy. The end.

69th Gear Scootabuse

One day, Applebloom and Scootaloo were at the Cutie Mark Crusaders Clubhouse, Sweetie Belle was not there because Rarity fed her to Opalescence last weekend.

"Hay Scootaloo," said Applebloom suddenly.

"Yeah Applebloom?"

"Ah got sumthin real cool that mah bruther gayve me."

Scootaloo was intrigued. Maybe whatever it was would help her get her cutie mark so she could finally be mature enough to take Rainbow Dash's secret trannycock up her butt. "What is it, Applebloom?"

But then her curiosity turned to abject horror as Applebloom squatted and shat out a big turd. Upon closer inspection (because Applebloom shoved it in her face) it was actually Big Mac's severed penis and testicles, covered with shit. Scootaloo screamed in terror. What was going on?

"I want you, Scootaloo," said Applebloom as she barred the doors and covered the windows. "I'm going to rape you with this."

"But I'm saving myself for Rainbow Dash!" Scootaloo protested.

Suddenly, Rainbow Dash burst through the wall.

"I'M HERE!" he exclaimed, because he was actually a pre-op MTF transsexual with a huge erect rape penis.

"RAINBOW DASH Save ME APPLEBLOOM'S GONE CRAZY!!!!!" Scootaloo screamed. But Rainbow Dash just laughed at her to shut her up.

"You will experience the fires of ANAL RAPE, Scootaloo!!!!!! And by Applebloom's fleshdildo, not by my disgusting stallionhood that I'm going to cut off later today and serve to my friends in one of Pinkie Pie's cupcakes!!!!"

So then Rainbow Dash watched and laughed hysterically as Applebloom started assraping Scootaloo with Big Mac's amputated horsecock. It was the worst thing ever. For her anyway. It was really funny for everypony else. Secretly, Scootaloo pretended Rainbow Dash was raping her in the bum bum instead of laughing at her while Applebloom did it. That made her wings get hard. But Scootaloo was too young for sex-ed so she didn't know why her wings were all stiff.  she would  not have cared. But knowing she was on her way to having multiple orgasms might have made the rape a little more bearable.

Applebloom took Big Mac's castrated dick out of Scootaloo and shoved it in her mouth. All of it. Testicles included aabbsggjksdahdf. And she taped Scootaloo's mouth shut so she couldn't get it out. Scootaloo started choking to death, while Rainbow Dash masturbated on her nonexistent crotchboobs. It was difficult for Dash to do that because all the female hormones kept making her lose her boner. But eventually she came. It was good.

And then she started beating Scootaloo while Applebloom took the handlebar part of Scootaloo's scooter and rammed it mercilessly into her vagina. It got stuck a few times but she got it almost halfway in before taking it out again to beat her like Dash was. The scooter caused a hernia in Scootaloo's tight pussy so she started shitting poo out her cunt.

"Why don't you love me, Rainbow Dash???" asked Scootaloo while sobbing.

"Because I'm already in love with Filthy Rich and Diamond Tiara," replied Rainbow Dash while she crushed Scootaloo's kidney. "Diamond Tiara is sexually attractive to me and Filthy Rich is going to pay for my sex change operation in exchange for a threesome with me and his daughter and a lifetime of prostitution services. Your just a poor gay orphan with nothing at all to your name, so nopony gives a flying fuck about you Scootafaggot."

Just then, Twilight came in with some electrodes.

"Hi Twilight," Rainbow Dash said. She then hooked the electrodes up to Scootaloo's VAGINA and cut a hole in her stomach with her laser cock so that she could attach another one to her colon.. Then Twilight gave her five hundred million billion volts, causing her pussy to sizzle like a delicious steak and her colon to reflexively empty all the poo inside. Twilight was there to catch it with her mouth, though.

Then Twilight put on a strap on and started speedfucking Scootaloo's charred vagina while making out with Rainbow DAsh and having Scootaloo's poop shoved up her butt by Applebloom. Eventually it got too swollen to move so they took turns shitting on Scootaloo instead. Scootaloo was in a fetal position while whimpering for her dead mommy to come save her.

Fnally, they invited everyone in Ponyville to come jack off on Scootaloo and call her a flightless blank flank chicken. Everyone did this because they all hated Scootaloo so much. Rainbow Dash started up a chainsaw hwile planning to cut off Scootaloo's head and let Dr. Whooves skullfuck it.

"Any last words cumstain?" she asked.

"I still love you Rainbow Dash" said Scootaloo through her tears.

"What?" Rainbow Dash said while lowering the chainsaw. "You love me?"

Expecting her to do something even more horrible because of that revelation Scootaloo nodded anyway.

Tears formed in Dash's eyes. She threw the chainsaw away, cutting Applebloom's ass off. "I didn't know! I'm so sorry, Scoots!" She swept the filly up in her wings and hugged her tightly. "I'll never hurt you again!"

"Really?" said Scootaloo still expecting to get trolled. But Dash just said, "Yeah, kid. I'm gonna adopt you and we can be sisters forever."

Scootaloo could hardly believe it. She hugged Rainbow Dash back and bawled with joy and relief.

"Come on, Scoots," Dash said while helping Scootaloo onto her back because all her legs were broken and she was crippled. "Let's go home."

And so they walked off toward Rainbow Dash's cloud house, smiling joyfully.

And then Big Mac came and bucked them both to death so he could get his shit-covered penis and balls out of Scootaloo's mouth and run back to the hospital, hoping he got it back in time for them to sew it back on. He was too late.

A big sexy walrus f***s everybody including transsexuals

A big sexy walrus f***s everybody including transsexuals

Twilight was sitting in her room like Twilight sits in her room. But then the window exploded in a shower of lysol and a big sexy walrus came through with a hard on the size of a big sexy walrus hard on.

"Yo bitch imma fuck you" said the big sexy walrus.

The he bent Twilight over and jammed his big sexy walrus cock into her rectum and started fucking her like she was a blowup doll except that she wasn't, she was a purple pony with a vagina. And Twilight started to get hard from it so she started jerking her tranny cock (cause she was a tranny lol) and opretty soon she came all over and it was a big torrent of cum like FLOOD FLOOD FLOOD FLOOD FLOOD.

When the big sexy walrus was finished butt fucking Twilight he came in her ass. There was so much cum she started throwing up cum and diarrhea that got forced out of her mouth, but she ate it because she's a disgusting ho. All the diarrhea and cum shot out her vagina when she came again because the big sexy walrus started fucking her urethra until it was the size of a vagina so he could cum inside it like it was a vagina.

"I HAVE A VAGINA!!" she screamed. But then her cock elastically returned to normal. Then she said "FUCK" because she was sad.

"I am sad", she said sadly.

"DO not worry." said the big sexy walrus like a big sexy walrus would say. "I will fix you!!!"

The big sexy walrus then took Twilight's firehose dick and rammed it up her buttlike a pro because that was what he was. He was a pro. A big sexy walrus pro. Twilight started cumming up her own ass and it felt good. Then the big sexy walrus punched her in the balls with his big sexy walrus tusk and Twilight pissed in her ass because this chapter requires watersports.

"BLaugh" said Raindobw Dash as she came through the window for no reason at all.

"Hello Rainbow Dash." the big sexy walrus said and then he took Dash by the tranny penis and rammed her whole face up Twilight's asshole. Rainbow Dash decided that it smelled good so she started eating the tons of big sexy walrus cum out of Twilight's asshole like a prostitute. A pegastitute. Mm felching

So then Applejack rammed down the front door because she is a stupid hick bitch. Spike was a stupid dragon bitch and he was in front of the door so he got crushed to death and noone missed him because spike is a gay faggot. Applejack was disgusted by all the trannys but then she remembered that she is also a tranny so she jammed her tranny penis in her mouth and pulled Apple Bloom out of her ass and made AppleBloom jerk her big fat cock.

Rarity started eating Spike's smashed guts while Fluttershy fucked her from behind with a strap on because Fluttershy is a real woman you fags. The big sexy walrus came up behind them and jammed his tusks in their asses and started fucking them like a big sexy walrus. Mean while Rainbow Dash took a big shit in Twilight's face and then broke all her teeth and jacked off her prolapsed colon until it shot big sexy walrus cum everywhere.

"Blarughh!!!!!!!!!!!!" screame dthe big sexy walrus. He then came 87 gallons of high octane nightmare fuel everywhere and pissed on everybody and took a shit in RD's face like a pro. Which he was. And then he jacked off 900 timesand flooded the library with his big sexy walrus cum and that drowned everyone.

"Oh shit i killed everyone" said Pinkie Pie. She took off the big sexy walrus suit and hung herself from the rafters and died. When she took her death shit it landed on Spike's mostly eaten face.

Then Twist came in and slipped on all lthe cum and broke her neck. She died of AIDS 2 minutes later.

The end

BUT THEN

Suddenly Dennis Nedry appeared inEquestria after getting assassinated by the dickosaurus rex.

"I'm hungry", he said.

So he ate Pinkie Pie. ANd Twilight. And everybody else.

"I'm still hungry", he said because Wayne Knight is a fatass.

So he ate Chuck Ward's penis.

Then he was not so hungry anymore. But he was pregnant because Spike was humping his fat Wayne Knight rectum.

"I'm pregnant", he sobbed.

8 years later, he gave birthday to a big sexy walrus and some parasprites. Then he stuck his dick in Nyx and everything was good. But noone cared because Dennis Nedry ate everyone in Equestria. Then the Dicosaurus Rectum appeared in Equestria too and ripped out his guts after blinding him with its gak throatcum. Dennis Nedry cried and watched the dickosaurus rape his hugely obese dead body.

"I'm dead", he said.

Then he noticed he was in hell with everybody else because ponies are against the bible.

"I'm hungry." Dennis Nedrysaid and then he started eating everyone because vore is sexy.

Really sexy.

Then he got pregnant again and shat out Moonbeam. Yes. moonbeam came from Dennis Nedry's leaky asshole. Along with diarrhea and Spike and some other gross stuff.

And then he got run over by an airplane and died. And the dickosaurus rex ruled Equestria all alone in a pile of its own cum and shit because it got lazy and didn't move much and eventually died of a pulmonary embolism.

Fuck

Lyra takes a golden shower

So there was Lyra. She had a vagina, crotchtits, a butthole, a mouth, and HOOVES. She was sitting at home watching TV when she suddenly got super duper horny.

"blaugh" Lyra said.

She took out a big glass. Then she stood over it and pissed in it. And then she dumped all the piss on her head so that she was covered in piss. It smelled like piss because that was what it was. So Lyra used magic to clone the piss until it flooded Equestria with piss. Everyone got mad at her but she was like "I will pay you back with free golden showers you fags".

Everybody drank the piss until there was none left. Then tey lined up and took turns pissing in her mouth like pros. Lyra drank 500 gallons of pony urine. Then she pissed it all out into a swimming pool and went swimming in it.

"I love piss", Lyra said while she blew a lot of piss out of her mouth into Rainbow Dash's face.

"Me too", said RainbowDash while getting horny from having piss spit out in her face.

So RainbowDash got down into the swimming pool full of urine and started masturbating while Lyra fucked her in the ass with a gigantic frozen piss icicle. Lyra held her ass open with her teeth so that all the piss in the pool fell into it. Then RainbowDash puked it all up and qqqqqqqqqqqqqqdied. Luyra started raping her dead piss logged body with her horn. It was sexy.

"IUGHSHHSGHS" said Lyra. She came 100000 gallons of piss and cum into Rainbow Dash's dead body causing it to instantly explode and shoot guts everywhere. There was so much piss that everyone in Equestria had to drink piss forver.

The end.

Butt

One day RainbowDash was up to her butt in buttplugs. She put one in her butt. It hurt because she was not used to putting things into her butt only taknig them out. And eating them. Then she took some things out of her butt and ate them. One of them was Scootaloo.

"nOOOO!"sceamred scootalooo.

"YES!" Dash howled like a psychopath.

Thev she sat on a fan and made it cut her butt off.

ZAnd then she had hot frankensex with Lurch. AKA John Kerry. And Ghost from True Capitalist radio but then they kiled each other because ghost hates filthy communisms. Leaving Dash with her butt in her handhoofs.

"Om nom nom" said Dash as she ate her butt.

Her butt went into her intestine. Scootaloo ate it for sustainance. She eated it for 400 million years but that is because she is anorexia when she grow up. So Dashs butt did not get eatd very speedy.

lyeera

One day Lyra pooped out ADolf Hitler. They ahd sex an lyra got preegnante with Herman Goaring.

da end

Octavia gets shaved and has sewage rammed into her vagina with a pressurized hose.

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Brianna Wu in equestria

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I Love Fox News

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HEY HEART FLAKES

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Tampon vampire pony has sex with Fleur

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big homo chapter

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The end and it's all Starlight's fault

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Spykopath

So Twilight is masturbating while looking at pictures of Spike naked. And then Spike comes in and he has a hard-on because he just watched Rarity rip Sweetie Belle's clitoris off with her teeth. He sees Twilight masturbating and says to himself "I could pretend I'm raping Rarity instead of Twilight"

Spike creeps up behind Twilight. Suddenly, he whips out his 11 inch spiny dragon cock and plunges it into Twilight's butt. She screams with pleasure at first because she's always wanted to get raped by Spike, but then the pain hits and she starts trying to get away. But Spike's cock is firmly embedded in her ass. Well, no it isn't because Spike missed and put it in her vag instead. Cause twilight was masturbating her asshole instead of her pussy. And she was upside down.

The horny dragon starts fucking her. Each thrust pierces her womb and ensures she will never have Spike's mutant freakazoid children. Spike grabs a random 12 inch dildo and rams it up Twilight's ass while calling her honey bear. Twilight screams for him to stop but he ignores her because he's a gigantic douchebag.

He starts punching her in the head because he's also secretly a misogynist and hates women. And he's yelling a lot of really bad words you shouldn't say to women if you want them to keep blowing you unless they're into that shit.

Twilight is like "Spike stop! Don't rape me anymore! My virgin vaginal canal cannot take it!" but it doesn't work on Spike due to his rape-minded frenzy and douchebaggery. He just fucks her harder. He fucks her so hard her vagina prolapses and falls out. But he keeps fucking her anyway.

Suddenly Spike pulls out. The spines are embedded in Twilight's ruined vag so they basically rip her reproductive system out. There's a lot of gore and screaming, but he doesn't care. He turns her over and starts fucking her crotchboobs, tearing them to pieces with the razor sharp spines on his dragon cock. He shoots fire as he cums molten lava all over Twilight. It doesn't kill her but she gets the 3rd degree burns on most of her body and screams like,

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Then the window explodes and Rainbow Dash comes in naked in preparation for having hot sex with Twilight's charred self. But Spike grabs her and breaks her wings so he can masturbate with them and rip them to pieces. Then he starts fucking Dash like a maniac. She's still in shock from having her wings ripped apart so when he makes her eat out Twilight's burnt pussy she does it.

"Why, Spike? Why?" Twilight sobs as she gets licked by Rainbow Dash.

"You taste like a barbeque" says Dash because she's blocking all of this out and pretending it's normal.

But then Rarity comes in and saw everything. She was delivering an order of schoolgirl outfits for Twilight, but she finds Spike fucking Rainbow Dash while Dash eats Twilight's cooked genitals instead.

"SPIKEY WIKEY!" she screams in abject horror after throwing up Sweetie Belle's clitoris. "WHAT DID YOU DOOOOO?"

Spike looks at her and screams "I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!!!!!!!!!" with his mouth full of the chunk of flesh he just bit out of Dash's crotchboob.

Rarity screams. And then she runs away as fast as she can because she's a filthy coward.

But Spike has now gone insane due to his rape frenzy and Rarity's rejection. He rips off Twilight's horn and uses it to teleport to Applejack's sex shed so he can steal her shotgun that she threatens Applebloom with while raping her. Applebloom is chained to the wall but Spike just sodomizes her with the shotgun instead of freeing her. Then he takes Applejack's .357 magnum and shoots her in the head.

When he teleports back, Dash is trying to comfort the dying Twilight with her remaining strength. It's a sad, heartbreaking scene because Dash is trying to do first aid on her and also convince her everything will be okay. Spike laughs because he is a sick motherfucker. He knows Twilight is beyond saving. So he shoots Twilight and Dash in their heads killing them instantly and pees on their dead selves. Then he goes outside and starts murdering everyone in sight because lol spike is crazy.

Eventually he finds Rarity and shoves the shotgun up her butt while raping her in the vagina with his spiny 11 million mile long dragoncock. She pleads for him to stop, but he just laughs and keeps fucking her to death. He's wearing Rainbow Dash's scalp as a hat. And then he beats the shit out of Rarity and makes her chug 10 gallons of his piss because he's such a misogynistic bastard and he's crazy as fuck.

Spike systematically rapes and executes everyone in Ponyville especially Applebloom because she survived getting shot in the head 24 times. The bullet holes make for good raping. And then he grabs Scootaloo and fucks her with a traffic cone until her intestines fall out and she dies of AIDS. He plays with them and forces Rarity to make a dress out of pony guts. It's a crossdresser dress. Spike makes Rarity have sex with him while he wears makeup and guts.

Then he steals all her gems and grows huge like King King. But he doesn't want to hang off buildings and beat his chest. He wants to rape Rarity some more. So he tries to put Rarity on his spiny 100000 billion mile long dragon cock. But it doesn't work because his cock is bigger than her whole body and he splits her in half by accident and she dies.

And then her butt slams shut. Forever.

Spike becomes very sad because he killed Rarity. He goes on a rampage and stomps on some stuff. But then he decides it doesn't matter and goes back to his normal size. He has sex with Rarity's corpse a lot. Then he rapes all the other dead bodies in Ponyville and no one stops him because he killed everybody. And then he goes into Applejack's latrine and drowns himself in the excrement before taking the .357 magnum revolver and shooting himself 36 times in the head.

Epilogue: And then 5000000 years later, Adolf Hitler stood in the same spot and masturbated to Auschwitz porn.

The end

an hiE eats horseshit

I saw Rarity's asshole opening wide before me/. My cock grew hard with anticipation. I moaned, jerking it wildly, and  then suddenly, she released a spicy gas cloud straight into my eyes. They burned, oh how they burned, but I did not care I did notcare. I gave not a booble's fuck.

I inhaled the delicious scent of Rarity's ass gas and moaned, feeling precum dripping from the end of my cock.

"Was that one rancid enough for you, darling?" she asked.

"No," I breathed, still trying to huff as much of her fart as i could "no i need more".

She farted again, a great ripping sound, and i felt higher than i had ever been those many times i had done cocaine in Hollywood with John Cena. Her farts were amazing, i thought to myself, like a dream of mary Poppins farting in my face i had had while in an opium den during the 1800s. I sneezed out an ostrich and she came.

I put my mouth to her ass hole and she unleashed a torrent of stinking bloody diarrhea into my mouth.ui swallowed everything, the chunks, the liquid, the bits of sweetie belles clitoris. In between torrents she farted, and each sound came like "poot poot poot" into my mouth. it was heavenly. Farts everywhere. I was reminded of The Chase.

"Oh god darling i'm coming?" cried rarity!

.how hard. "I asked"

She answered by way of shitting a huge halfformed log of oily poop into my mouth. it fell apart within seconds releasing rancid tstes into my tongue. I blew my load all over her legs

SHED.MOVE

So one day Fluttershy's shed sprouted 300 legs and walked away.

"OMG RARITY MY SHED RAN AWAY!!!" said Fluttershy while they were bathing in duck shit at the spa.

"PERHAPS IT WANTED TO GET LAID!!!" said Rarity while inserting a needle full of heroin into her clitoris.

"I MISS MY SHED!!!!" Fluttershy siad

"THERE THERE DARLING I'LOL MAKE IT BETTER."

So Rarity took Fluttershy home and stabbed her a bunch of times with pins until she went insane from the stress and didn't care anymore. But then Twilight found out and jumped to conclusions. She was like "Girls, we have to find Fluttershy's shed so she can stop being insane!!!"

They went out into the wilderness after they dropped Fluttershy off at an insane asylum to get buttraped and drown in her own drool.

Suddenly Fluttershy's shed jumped out of the attic and started raping Twilight with its 400 foot long shedcock!!

"AGGHAHGH HELP ME!!" shouted Twilight.

But she was only overheard by the Cutie Mark Crusaders. And they were all busy having sex with each other.kfedsf

The shed grew enormous proportions after assraping Twilight. It started rampaging through Ponyville and pissing on everypony while laughing its shedlaugh. Then it took a big shit on Sugarcube Corner, and Pinkie was so traumatized she started baking the shit into cupcakes because it made her a coprophiliac.

Rainbow Dash tried to stop it, but Fluttershy's shed broke her back and left her on the ground. Pinkie came and ate RD's poop out of her colon while masturbating with a dead blackman's severed cock.

Rarity tried to dig a hole under her house so she could molest Sweetie Belle in peace and maybe possibly start a pedophile colony that would survive the reign of Fluttershy's shed. But Fluttershy's shed took a leak on her house and flooded it and Rarity drowned.

So then Applejack lassoed it. This was retarded because it was a shed. So Fluttershy's shed shoved her into its urethra and masturbated until it came, shooting her out at 500 million miles per hour which was so fast she burned up and died.

Then Twilight came back because she had to stitch her gaping butthole shut and that took a while. She tried to write to Princess Celestia but Spike was busy swimming around in the piss pool and raping Rarity's dead corpse.

But then Twilight noticed that Fluttershy's shed was actually Derpy.

"LOLOLOOLOOLLOLOOOOOOL!!!" said Derpy as she raped Twilight to death.

The end

Trixie Does Stuff

So Trixie came back to Ponyville. And she had on a new alicorn amulet that was better than the old one. And she said "TWILIGHT SPARKLE YOU WILL BE TRIXIES PERSONAL SLAVE!!!"

But Twilight didn't want to be Trixie's personal slave. So Trixie said "IF YOU DO NOT GIVE SPARKLE TO TRIXIE SHE WILL MURDER ALL OF YOU SLOWLY." Then she killed a baby to prove it. Everyone gave up Twilight instantly to avoid dying of AIDS and autism.

"Don't hurt m Trixie!" said Twilight even though she secretly harbored fantasies of having shit sexwith trixie.

"The Great and Powerful Trixie will now abuse you," Trixie said when they were in her wagon.

Then she took out Applejack's horse speculum from the first chapter and inserted it into Twilight's giant librarian ass. Using her alicorn amulet she grew herself a big PENIS and used it to rape Twilight's ass until it overflowed with semen. Then she started to anally rape Twilight with all of Spike at once. Twilight cried on the outside but on the inside she was living out her fantasy of being buttfucked by the Great & Powerful Trixie using Spike as a dildo.

"Yes Trixie fuck me harder!" she screamed like a psychopath while giving Trixie's cat a rimjob.

"Shut up!" Trixie said while putting her penis in Twilight's urethra like a pro.

"OH GOD YES OH YES OH YES!"

"JSHJESKT ESJTJHSEJHTJ SEJT JESJTSEJT SETIOTw8hgues iesht ise!!!" said Trixie.

Then she ejaculated on Twilight's horn which exploded. Twilight came right there. It was awesome.

Then Pinkie came out of Twilight's vagina and started fucking Trixie in the nipple with a strap-on. She was like OOOAOOHAHAOOOOOGAOGAOGOOOGOAOGAOOOGOAGOAOA. So then she grew a 4th cock and put it in Twilight's pussy. But it was too big so it made a hole and all the shit and semen drained into her vagina and fell out. Trixie then had her magic dick sliced off by a razorblade that was hidden inside Twilight's rectum. She fell on the ground in a pile of blood and died.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOo!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Twilight while shaking her booty at the sky.

Twilight was a mentally unstable derange psychopath so she stuffed Trixie's dead body and put it in her living room. Then she had sex with it 5 times a day like a pro.

And then everyone who ever commented on my story got raped to death by a dinosaur.

Operation SLLLLLLickpony. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW.

Operation Slickpony

Brave Agent Pubeit Agent Pubeit was very brave

Let me tell you of his deeds so his glory will not fade

The poor ponies of Ponyville were going about their day

When a disgusting half-naked man jumped out and put himself in their way

This man he was covered in vaseline and toenail clippings and pubes

All the shit Agent Pubeit touched would never again be used

He started at the library when Twilight and Spike not there

And when he was finished the books were covered in thick dark pubic hair

Brave Agent Pubeit then ran half naked down the street

But he was far from finished for there were ponies he still had to meet

The courageous anonymous agent burst through the baker's front door

And left his slippery pubic present everywhere once more

Cupcakes now all ruined Agent Pubeit got out of there

The ponies could not catch this pubic fiend for touch him they did not dare

Agent Pubeit stole an aeroplane so that he could reach up high

Soon there was a horrible mess stuck to all the clouds in the sky

Rainbow Dash tried to grab him but he was just too slippery

With his protective coating of vaseline Agent Pubeit remained free

Even at that moment there were other things being done

Interference we ran so Agent Pubeit could finish his run

Twilight and Spike were kept from telling the princess what we had in store

Because our hackers on steroids replaced all their letters with rule 34

Brave Agent Pubeit came to the house of Fluttershy

He kicked in the front door with determination in his eye

The half-naked man took her animals and covered them in hair

And vaseline and toenail clippings with the utmost gentle care

All of this disgustingness was then transported to Rarity's home

A lot of shit went down in there but Agent Pubeit held his own

Dresses were ruined and diamonds were stained and pubes got everywhere

A sickening mess he made of the boutique and left Rarity in despair

Agent Pubeit headed for the last place in Ponyville he was to hit

And Applejack wasn't fast enough to stop Speedy Agent Pubeit

All her apples got covered in his pubesluck vaseline

Providing us all with lulz from this extremely lulzy scene

Then Princess Celestia got there and Agent Pubeit ran for it

Because she was really pissed at him for doing all that shit

The Princess used her magic but she couldn't get a grip

All the vaseline on him just made her magic slip

And so Agent Pubeit got away to laugh another day

Also if you actually read all this then you are fucking gay

Griffins sexes in tar pit.

One day Gilda was on Equestria. She was very fat becuase he molested 1,000,000 babbies and ate them raw thru her anal cavity. But then Rainboob Dash Came oout like ASUFHDSGDSGUDS and hit her in the head with a penis and they went in a trar pit adn the they had sex and Dash drwowned and gisgfh

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ANd then Nyx came in and said WOW I JUST FLEW IN FROM CLESTIAS ANUS AND BOY AR E MY VGINA TIRED. SO slesta and twilight put a gun in her vagina and shooted her dead the end.

Nyx In The Hood: A Ghetto Tradgidy

So Twilight and Nyx were sitting in the living room. ANd Twilight was eating a pie. She finished her pie. She then took a shit on Spike because Spike is a horrible little faggot and deserves to die a neckbearded death. I hate him. Then Spike cried a lot because eversince Lunyx came to liver with Twilite, hre was miss treated alot. So he was sad.

"Baw" sadi spike. "I am uniloevd".

But then Twilight beat him and locked him in a closet for 3 days.

"Nyx" she said "Its time to learn how to jack cars and steal shit like a motherfucking king of the hood."

So then Twilight took Nyx out for a ride in her stolen car with gold rims and shit. She stopped in front of Lyra's house. Lyrra was soaking in a bathtub full of pissss. She didn't know Twilight because she was a rich white bitch and not a gongsta like Twilight and Nyx.

"Oh my god you're gonna rape me!" screamed lyra.

"SHUT UP BITCH!!!!" Twilight howled and shot Lyra full of bullets with her Tec 9 machine pistol.

Then she opened Lyra's mouth and shit in it. She made nyx do that too even though nyx didn't want to because it was gross but it was Twilight's fetish and Twilight made her do shit (LITERally lol) by putting the tech9ne to her head and said "bitch do what i want or you're a pussy ho" and Nyx was no pussy ho so she did was Twilight wanted even though that was a oxymoron.

Then they went to Canterlot and robbed a bunch of cutie mark stores and sold the cutie marks on the black market. Twilight was rolling in dough. After she shit on Spike and beat him withinan inch of his pathetic wurthlas lif she went to see nyx and said to nNYX "Nyx we are gangsta rich we got it made lets go blow all our hard earned criminallimoney on plasma TV sets".

But Nyx said No Twilight I cannot acceot your m,oney for I feel guilty about the thigns I have done. ANd Twilight pistol whipped her right there in the ghetto library/ccrack den and said bitch what the fuck you talkin about

it was then that she came to the conclusion that nyx was actually just a pussy ho all along. So she realized that, Nyx would never grow up to be the gangsta thug she wanted Nyx to be. It made her crie errytiem. But then she put out a hit on her tears and went and got some smack and gave it to nyx and got her addicted to drugs so she would be a stupid ho.

"Bitch you my ho now" she said to Nyx.

So Twilight pimped Nyx out for the rest of her natural life until Nyx died of a heroin overdose at 33.