the strange adventures of William stallingrad
by heartbreak one
*beep* *beep* *beep*the sound of my alarm clock telling me to get up to be greeted by this “Will get your motherfucking piece of shit ass out of bed!you have to get to school!”
I’m up already! I yell back while mumbling you “you stupid cunt”. what is today?,I wondered back to what my mom said just moments ago,your motherfucking piece of shit ass.after that i justified it must friday,fucking foster care system.after my dad got killed in action in Iraq,my real mom went into a very deep depression and nightly my mom went out and got drunk.finally,one night she was drunk driving and she hit another car going eighty miles per hour.After hitting that car she flipped into a eight-teen wheeler they tried to saver but,her corroded artery was cut because of shrapnel from the big-rig they could not do much.
But first a little about the ways things are now.well,its illegal to be a brony,the trolls finally won.shortly after the 6 season ended trolls where telling about the rule 34 side of our fandom to senators not saying good about the non rule 34 side.witch in turn a law got passed that if you are are a brony you are a pedophile.no matter how many times that we tried to tell everyone that not all of us clop to ponies,but they didn't listen.and then all bronies went underground.....literally most bronies live in underground shanty towns the the government does not know about.then the bronies of 2020 where rare and almost extent.we were discriminated agent we had to ride on our own planes,busses,trains everything.
some people even started killing bronies...we were once strong force,millions strong.but that was before the government sized the internet all around the world,they “cleansed” the internet of all ponies,memes, "dirty" social media everything.after access to free art the casual bronies went back to there lives and forgot about the mane six.then where the devoted fan like me and sever hundred thousand like me who drew there own art, animated clips,made rare plushies,made blankets.and then one day fifteen bronies were executed by ”accident” they were all shot three times close grouping of the bullet pattern.and we responded with love and tolerance like most bronies pledged to,then it happened again only this time 732 bronies and they were “accidentally” killed when the plane they were on “crashed” and killed all the passengers.some say it was a bomb,some say it was really a crash because the planes black box was never found,the same day a bomb went off at bronycon killing 32. but after that day bronies started to fight back.we started gathering weapons,stealing them,buying them,raiding small outposts the military had setup “for our protection” and in 2 years we had enough weapons to supply our guerrilla army,we could finally fight back.then some one made razorback the the pony that our little resistance's huddled around.she was just a regular pony black and silver mane with small strands of purple,pink,white,orange,cyan blue,and butter yellow.the strands symbolized the mane six,and razors coat was white with blood red droplets,and she had a ak-47 with her to symbolize our struggle to be understood again,our pain from loved ones lost.when people looked at razorback they thought of hope,faith that one day we all would be able to restart bronycon and be happy again we would post razors picture for a heads up to other bronies,where most regular citizens just saw a human the bronies saw hope.
my is dad though he is dead, is and will forever be my hero. for two reasons one being how he died,The reason he died in was that he saved ten people that were wounded where they pinned down.He just carried them like a sack of potatoes slung over your back. when he went to get the eleventh person an talaban sniper shot him through the heart.two days afterword he was awarded The Congressional Medal of Honer.the highest honer in the us military.
The other being the fandom he introduced me into,My Little Pony.The way he introduced me to it is one day when it was coming on tv and he paused it using our dvr and said,”Will I found a tv show I thank you will like”then I said “whats it called” “My Little Arms Race” I was really into guns and weapons then and I still am so I said “ok be right there” when I got there he was setting on the couch when he said to me “son,i really like this show if you are going to watch it with me you got to watch it all the way through,ok?”me eagerly wanting to make my dad proud I said ok.when he unpaused it i found out he tricked me,in stead of watching My Little Arms Race I was watching My Little Pony.on that day felt pure happiness and contentment.two weeks he shipped out,a month after that he died.
the two months following that the only thing that keep me from killing myself was mlp and games.the first of witch was getting canceled after 10 seasons and games after Bethesda,sony and naughty dog went bankrupt from a new strict gaming laws making almost all games E for everyone or E 10+ making games without some sort of violence or blood is not very profitable.the only one left that was good for gamers were the remnants. the remaining workers of EA montreal,valve,sony,and naughty dog working underground to make good games still.the only bad thing about it is for them to make two games it takes ten years.so life was a shithole, but enough about me dont want to get caught going to school talking about ponies.why not and go to school and make it worse?at school all the bronies and female bronies had to hide it or school like life would become a shithole.
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so after school the brony community or whats left of it gathered at secret meetings if we got we all got $10,000 bullshit tickets by the cops.but today was different i didn't go i made a fake bomb and stood on top of a building with a few “hostages”closet bronies that knew my plan were part of our states resistance and volunteered to help.I threatened death for 8 towns with around 100 H.E or as the FBI said high explosive nonexistent bombs in exchange for bronies finally being able to express their joy for ponies again without punishment,at least in this town.after ten hours of s.w.a.t,the national guard,and the FBI's thought about it and how to kill without the fake dead mans switch going off,and finally agreed i took off the vest,safeted the trigger then i turned around and closed my eyes and fell 20 stories to my death.
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ughh.........bgrugg.......ahhhh.....ow.ow.ow.is this heaven,hell,purgatory,or....what celestria said while looming over me.luna standing beside her now “you know you could have suicided your self more excitingly maybe your bomb vest could have been real”wait,what?you commuted suicide on october 18, 2020,and because of it you caused the bronies of 2021 to rebel in greater numbers about how they are treated,and the bronies of 2030 are better for it.our favorite memories went back on tv,known to you as my little pony and everyone had restarted on their tumblrs on tumblpon.then ho-princess i returned your scrolls on starswirl the bearded.wait,you are twilight sparkle! you were my dads favorite pony on my little pony!yes i am twilight sparkle,how do you know me?probably a brony said rainbow dash said pushing twilight up on a wall kissing her lustfully and in moments they were having sex out in the open.my jaw on the floor luna said,”yeah,your human rule 34 of the internet doesn't even come close to what you could see here in equestria......but some humans come very close”picking my jaw up of the floor just to have it invaded by lunas tongue now noticing that she was making out with me.much more indeed she said after going to stand back beside her sister now that celestrias jaw on the floor.
uhh....oh yes back to while you are here said the sun goddess half composed from what she saw luna do.you are here because of your dad your dad saved two of Lunas mentors Soap and Yuri.luna said they were names out of a earth game and you committing suicide was the best way to get you unnoticed to equestria.now luna will handle changing you into pony.after celestria was out of earshot luna said,”we’re going to have lots of fun you and i,lots of fun indeed”while staring at my new found nakedness.
so what do you want to be earth pony,unicorn or pegasus?well i um...hum surprise me,i guess.oh that kind of stallion huh?well,you will see when you wake up then,luna visibly shaking from enjoyment of what she was going to do to me.wait,what do you mean when i’m awake?oh!,sorry i forgot to tell you to i’m going to cast a spell that makes you not feel any thing while your bone structure changes,you will see me in about six hours.no!,wait i’s guot moor qustnnuns my speech started to slur as the spell took effect,the last thing i saw was luna’s head bobbing up and down.
wakey wakey sexy! oh what happened well you are a Pegasus and before i changed you i had some fun.so that why your all sweaty?yes it is,but i wonder why am i attracted to you?i have never acted like this around anypony.well,at least i’ll have one good thing in my life,thats the love of luna princess of darkness.after looking at my self in a mirror for a little bit i noticed i looked like razorback,the pony i looked to for hope on earth.my only reaction was what the hell luna! why did you give me this specific color scheme? well,i could not decide so i looked in your mind for the last thing you were thinking of.
So what do i do know? i asked,standing before the princesses.luna takes you to be a hard core gamer,are you?yes!,yes i am how did you know?luna found three dual buck controllers for the hs4 and several assorted games,uncharted:darings fortune,equestrian effect 1,2 and 3 fallout new pegas,call of cutie modern assault 3,and many others.oh,whats a hs4?its a copy of your play station 12.it’s called a hoof station 4,we just update the software regularly.lunas favorite is the earth game call of duty black ops 2 that was 50 years ago in our time,20 years in your time.
