Fortune smiles upon many ponies. Ponies sometimes have good fortune: ponies like Celestia who are born as an alicorn. Some tell fortunes: Starswirl's a perfect example. Some just simply make a fortune.

Me?

I can barely solve my own problems much less the problems of Equestria. I've been kidnapped by some egotistical magician and even though she's employing me, being her manager wasn't really what I'd pictured spending any of my life doing.

And to be completely honest, I'm not even sure what my cutie mark's for.

Note: Expect these to be less than perfect, I've been so busy recently it's taken months to get this out, and I've not gotten a real chance to proofread this as much as I'd like.