Pinkie's Muffin

by RapeTrain-Express

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance, Derpy Hooves, Pinkie Pie, Sex
Length: 3728

Pinkie and Derpy get frisky.

Everyone knows the local mail mare. A happy pegasus with a knack for baking and many other things that have nothing to do with her cutie mark. What they don't know (save for a few) is that she has a some deep feelings for another baker and party animal named Pinkie and when Pinkie catches wind of it...It's clopfic. What do you expect to happen?

Published 2012-11-30 23:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-11-30 23:20:01 UTC

Chapter 1

Ditzy continued to fly toward Sugarcube Corner after being asked Pinkie Pie to help her bake some muffins for a small event that was about to happen in Ponyville. Above her head the midday sun warmed her cold body and kept the ponies below just as warm. Ditzy could see lots of the ponies shoveling snow off the streets in a effort to make walking around a lot easier. Even though she noticed a bunch of unicorns working, she didn’t see any of them using any magic. That was one thing that made Ponyville very unique. When winter came around everyone would always use their bodies and natural strength to clean up the town.

As she continued to fly, her mind started to think about the bouncy pink mare. Her poofy mane, her happy personality, and the fact that she always made everyone around her smile. Ditzy felt a small knot in her stomach as she thought about her. Ever since Pinkie moved into Ponyville, Ditzy always felt a bit of an affection for her. On the off day they would end up talking, Pinkie always talked to her like a normal pony would. She never made of fun of her eyes and always smiled at her. No other pony was like that in Ponyville, not to her at least. Through the years they would continue to talk and Ditzy started to feel better around her and that bit of affection started to get bigger and bigger. Yet Ditzy was always too afraid to approach her in fear she would get heart broken.

Ditzy was so lost in her thoughts that she didn't notice the street light in front of her and flew right into it and started to fall to the ground before she landed in a wagon full of apples.

"Wah nelly!"The orange country mare said in a deep accent who was pulling it behind her.

Ditzy quickly regained herself and lifted her head up and saw Applejack, one of the locals who ran Sweet Appleacres, giving her a worried look.

"H-HI!" Ditzy said putting on her fake smile so the pony wouldn't laugh at her.

"uhh...hi. You alright there sugarcube? You looked like you hit that pole kinda hard." Applejack said worried about the pegasus.

"I'm ok! Guess I got lost in my thoughts for a second!" Ditzy replied as she flew into the air and hovered.

"You sure you're alright?" Applejack asked her a bit worried.

"I'll be fine! I gotta meet somepony soon so bye!" Ditzy said as she was about to fly in the direction of Sugarcube Corner.

"Going to the Sugarcube Corner by any chance?" Applejack asked.

Ditzy froze in mid-air and gave and the orange pony a shocked stare.

"How did...?"

"Lucky guess." Applejack said with a wink.

Ditzy shook her head yes and flew off not giving it a second thought. As Applejack watched her fly away, she sighed.

"That gal really needs to calm down and relax. She's always crashing into things and gets laughed at by a few unruly ponies. I know she smiles but she never means it, so it's good thing I talked to Pinkie about making her smile. A good pony like that deserves it for all the hardship she's had in her life. Hope I can see a real smile from her tomorrow..." Applejack said to herself as she pulled the wagon through the snow to head to the market.

****

As Ditzy finally arrived at the Cube, she notice it was closed for some reason, but then remembered it was Sunday and the Cube was never open on Sundays. With a deep breath Ditzy knocked on the front door and a few seconds later she heard the sound of clopping echoing from behind it. Not long after that she heard the door unlock and it slowly opened up until she saw the pink and poofy mane of her secret crush. Suddenly the door flew open and it made Ditzy step back. Pinkie almost threw the door so fast open it really popped out of its hinges the second she saw Ditzy.

"Eeeeeee!! You came! I'm so happy you came!" Pinkie said as she started to bounce open and down on the floor.

"Y-you said you wanted me to bake with you for a bit earlier and couldn't resist your offer." Ditzy said as she forced a smile.

"Come on in then! Oh! and lock the door behind you. Don't want any ponies to think the store is open today." Pinkie said as she calmed down and turned for the kitchen.

Ditzy nodded her head and locked the door behind her. As she turn forward a new sight caught her eyes. Walking away from her oddly slowly was Pinkies pink butt and seeing it made Ditzy blush.

*Calm down! Don't get to excited now girl. If she thinks you have a thing for her it could get bad*

Ditzy tried to look away but couldn't. The way her hips swayed and her tail swished it almost put her in trance. It also didn't help her to look away from the darker patch of pink from in-between her legs. Ditzy could feel her wings stiffing and did her best to keep them down.

"How you doing today Ditzy? Did you have a good morning?" Pinkie said as she looked behind and smiled a bit when she saw Ditzy's yellow eyes following her hips.

"Yeah! After you came by earlier I was in the middle of cleaning up. After I was done that I made my way for here!" Ditzy answered quickly looking away from her hips and stared at Pinkies face.

"You spent the whole morning cleaning?" PInkie asked curiously as they walked into the kitchen.

"Yeah...raising two girls on my own is very tiring and I'm always cleaning up after them." Ditzy replied with a sigh.

"Maybe you should think about getting a special somepony for yourself."

"Oh no...I don't think there is one out there for me..." Ditzy said looking away.

"Maybe your special somepony is closer then you think..." Pinkie said softly as she put a bit more sway in her hips.

Ditzy's eyes looked at her butt for a quick second before she looked away again and turned red as an apple.

Pinkie gave a small chuckle and stopped at the baking counter.

"S-so...what muffins are we baking?" Ditzy asked trying to get her mind out of Pinkies round rump.

"A bunch of different ones. I wanna make bran muffins first. Wanna get me the flour and a large mixing bowl while I get the eggs and milk?" Pinkie asked.

As Pinkie got the eggs and milk, Ditzy flew up to the shelf and pulled a small bag of flour down from it. After the basics were assembled, Pinkie grab a bunch of seasonings while Ditzy opened a few cupboards to find a big enough bowl for the mixing. Both girls worked very well together as they started to combine the ingredients for the mixing.

"You wanna mix this while I grab a muffin tray?" Pinkie asked as she grabbed a whisk from the drawers and passed it to Ditzy.

Ditzy nodded her head yes and began the whisk the muffin mix. With a small smile Pinkie turner her back to Ditzy knowing she would look at it while she went for a tray. Sure enough Ditzy's eyes followed her butt as she whisked away. Pinkie started humming a small tone in her head as she shifted about. Ditzy made out the words to be the Winter wrap-up song for when spring hit in a few months.

As Pinkie hummed, she put lots of movement in her rear giving the pegasus a small show. Ditzy kept her eyes on her rear and didn't notice her whisking got very quick and shesnapped her attention back when she felt some muffin mix splash onto her chest.

"darnit" Ditzy said quietly which caused the pink pony to turn around and give her a devilish grin before she walked back.

"Seems you made a small mess. Hmm. Seems the mix is ready as well, might as well taste it." Pinkie said as she saw the muffin mix on Ditzy's fur and reached out for a bit.

As Pinkie grabbed a bit and brought it back to her mouth, she licked the muffin mix off her hoof. Ditzy felt a slight in her tail as she watched her mouth move. She could almost swear Pinkie moaned softly and went slowly on purpose just to get a reaction from her but knew she had to be overthinking it. Ditzy made an attempt to look the other way shyly and Pinkie noticed her chance.

Before Ditzy could look back she saw the pink mare give her a big grin. As Pinkie jumped at the gray mare, pinning her back against the wooden floor board, Derpy felt her cheeks blush as the pink mare gave her a rather seductive look.

“A little birdie told me that you had a thing for me but were too scared to do anything about it. They told me you always turn red when you see me around and thought I should try this with you…” Pinkie said rather calm and collected.

Before Ditzy could say a word her eyes went wide as she felt Pinkies velvety tongue lick at the muffin mix on her chest. Ditzy couldn’t figure out what got into the pink pony and her mind started to flood with thoughts. Ditzy always thought she kept her interest in Pinkie hidden very well but it seems she failed at that. For a brief moment, Ditzy felt like she was in heaven.

“Mmmmm…I can taste a bit of blueberry muffins on you~” Pinkie said with a smile as she licked the last of the mix on Ditzy’s chest.

Ditzy felt her body shiver at the touch of her tongue dancing and swaying on her chest. It put a burning sensation both in her loins and in her wings and against her own will they popped open fully erect making her blush even more. Pinkie noticed her wings pop open and only smiled harder. With a big grin she grabbed the bowl of mix as poured a line of it on her left wing which caused her wing to vibrate from the feeling of it.

“Oopes. Looks like I got to lick that clean as well~” Pinkie said as she moved her mouth to her wing and started to lick it clean.

Ditzy let out a small moan as her sensitive wings began to receive treatment she never experienced before. Her entire being shuddered at the feel of Pinkies wet mouth running along the fragile bones and through her rough feathers. She didn't know what to think right then and there. Her throat was sore and very dry and she wanted the treatment to never stop, and through her treatment, a scent filled her nose. As her wing continued to get licked, her almost glazed eyes look around the room for the source but figured out it was coming from Pinkie.

Ditzy brushed her nose up Pinkie neck, smelling something sugary and sweet but couldn’t figure out the scent for some reason. As if wanting to figure it out, Dutzy glided her nose across Pinkies neck. This in turn caused Pinkie to lean her head back and she let a soft moan escape her lips. When Ditzy gave her neck a lick to see if she could taste the scent, Pinkie let of a deeper moan as she felt her tongue send shivers on her spine. Pinkie could feel her whole body shaking and if she wasn’t already laying on the floor, she would have already fallen over from the sensation of it.

As much as she tried Ditzy couldn’t figure out that scent and noticed the smell was coming from her big poofy mane. As her nose glided up Pinkies neck the smell got stronger and stronger until her nose was almost in her mane. Finally the scent hit her.

“You…smell like taffy…” Ditzy said red faced as she whispered into Pinkies ear without meaning to.

Pinkie just chuckled.

“You know I taste like taffy too as well~” Pinkie said giving her legs a light movement in way to let Ditzy know what she meant.

It took Ditzy a second to register her words and the leg twitch but for a brief second her eyes went as big as saucer plates as she turned her eyes down to Pinkies lower region.

“C-can I?” Ditzy asked shocked that the pink mare would give her the honor of it.

“Of course you can.” Pinkie said as she brought her hoof up to Ditzy’s cheek and rubbed it in an effort to calm her down.

Much to Pinkies delight it worked and Ditzy slowly lower her body so her face was adjacent with Pinkie’s cooch. Pinkie felt her face turn a bit red as the gray mare stared at her privates like a filly visiting Sugarcube corner for the first time. As Pinkie was about to encourage her again to taste it, she felt the Pegasus’s soft lips go into it and another moan escaped her. This one was more louder and it sent Pinkies senses into overdrive. The last time a mare licked her there was with Rainbow Dash a few weeks ago after a party she held. Unlike Dash, who was a bit rough, Ditzy gave her slow and pleasureful licks. Each lick went nice and slowly and Pinkie could feel her body tingle as she felt every inch of her tongue. She slowly moved her head up and saw the gray mares face buried deep within her cooch and she smiled.

Pinkies actions weren’t lust driven at all. After all she was the Element of laughter and she always loved to put a smile on other ponies face. The reason she targeted Ditzy was because she always noticed the bubbly mare flying around with a smile on her face, but knew it wasn’t a real one. Lots of ponies teased her for having an off eye and even though Ditzy just hid it, Pinkie saw the pain in her eyes and wanted to ease it anyway she could. She wanted to help the pony feel better but knowing a party with everyone in Ponyville wouldn’t be the answer, she wanted to try a different approach, and when she caught wind of Ditzy’s odd actions when Pinkie was around thanks to Applejack, she quickly figured out what to do.

Ditzy couldn’t get enough of Pinkies sugary taste and wanted to keep licking at her non stop. After she was sure she got the surface cleaned, Ditzy moved her front hooves and grasped Pinkies side and pushed her tongue deeper into her. Pinkie let off another moan as she felt her tongue travel even deeper into her. Her lower body was starting to heat up to an unbearable point for her.

Ditzy was loving the taste and she could smell Pinkies scent getting stronger and stronger. Eventually Pinkies arousal was starting to get Ditzy’s body heating up and she slowly moved her hoof between her legs and started to slowly grind along it. Soon all her thoughts faded away and she was focused on pleasuring both her and the mare so had the privilege of enjoying.

Suddenly Ditzy saw a little pink nub appear in front of her eyes and gave a devilish grin. With a quick movement, she removed her tongue from Pinkies tasty walls and wrapped her lips around her nub and started to flick at it with her tongue.

“AHHH~Hah!” pinkie cried as her body arch upward and her hips started to buck upward and her head shot backwards to the furthest it could go.

She could feel her eyes straining to stay closed as the sensation almost overwhelmed her mind and ley her body rock itself. Her throat felt even more dry, her mind was in a large fog, and the burning kept getting stronger. Ditzy had finally found a pace for her hoof and was steady grinding against it and started to suck hard on Pinkies clit by pulling on it by bringing it forward and then releasing it with a loud pop. Each time she did that Pinkies body heated up more and more. Ditzy smiled as she saw the pink mare struggling to keep her cool and decided to end it with a bang!

She quickly brought her wet hoof back up and moved her face back to Pinkies cooch and started to circle her hoof on Pinkies clit while digging her tongue deep into her. This caused Pinkie to lose it and she couldn’t control her moans anymore. If anyone would have been in the bakery they would have a grand show to watch. It didn’t take her long after that to feel a burst of taffy flavored jizz coat her tongue. With a smile on her face, Ditzy pulled her face away and noticed a long line of jizz connecting from her tongue to Pinkie before it broke apart.

Pinkie mind was finally starting to return to her senses and just laid there staring at the roof. Her heat was going down but not enough for her to be off. With a soft hum, she rolled on her side and stared at the blushing Pegasus.

“I think I should return the favor~” Pinkie said as she crawled in front of her and touch noses.

That caused Ditzy to blush even harder and felt her heart starting to race again and before she could say yes, Pinkie pushed her body down and rested her head on Ditzy’s stomach and planted a few kisses down her stomach and stopped right above her wet lips. Ditzy felt her own lips go dry as she tried to fandom what was about to happen to her. She could feel Pinkie breathing warm air at her wetness causing her to shake with excitement and then felt Pinkie touching the base of her left leg and glided her hoof down to in-between her wetness.

With a big grin Pinkie started to rub the gray mares nethers and made her moan softly and very relaxed. For a few seconds her body was in bliss but Ditzy let out a small whine as she felt Pinkie move her hoof away. That caused Ditzy to give the pink pony a sad look, like when a child was given a cookie but had it taken away the next second.

“Just making sure you are ready for it~” Pinkie said staring at her and then jolted her face right into her wetness.

Ditzy gasped as she felt that same velvety tongue dance against her swollenness and felt her soft hooves run up her sides. Her body wasn’t ready for the sudden action and thought she would have taken a slower approach, but quickly remembered she was Pinkie Pie. Quick, and right to the point.

Ditzy could feel her stiff wings almost hurting from how hard they were. They even open and closed a few times when Pinkie pulled away just to tease her. Between her tongue and the hot breath against her nether region, Ditzy just enjoyed every second of it. Here she was, on a bakery floor with the only pony she ever had an interest in, and was sharing an intimate and very arousing time with her. If she had the choice, she would die on the spot as the happiest mare in the world. That was until she felt a twitching sensation building up and wanted that second to come first.

As the relentless pony ate her out, she felt her tail twitch under her and her wings were so stiff that she would have cried if she didn’t feel so good. As her climax built up, what was seconds almost felt like hours to Ditzy, and as quickly as it came, the sensation left along with a loud moan that escaped from her throat. She felt her body finally release and felt the pink pony lick every bit up, as not trying to waste any. Ditzy sighed happily as her wings started to return to her sides and her heat had gone down. Ditzy felt the pink mare start to creep up her body and both of them smiled at each other as their noses touch. Ditzy opened her mouth to speak but was cut off by a pink hoof.

“One last thing~” Pinkie said softly as she pulled her hoof away and pressed her lips against hers.

Ditzy froze up as both their lips met. Her eyes went wide as she was unprepared for the kiss but slowly calmed down. Ditzy lifted her hooves and wrapped them around Pinkies neck to draw her in closer. Ditzy could taste the frosting and even a bit of candy in her mouth and her even though she was calming down, her heart kept on racing. What felt like forever to Ditzy, Pinkie finally broke the kiss and both mares stared into each others eyes, both breathing heavily. Pinkie was happy to finally see a real smile from her little friend.

“Look…you’re smiling…” Pinkie said as she laid her head on Ditzy’s chest.

“I…I always smile.” Ditzy said a bit confused to why Pinkie pointed that out.

“True but I’m seeing a real smile from you. Lots of times when I see you around town you always look depressed even when you smile. I did this because I wanted to make you happy and it worked!” She said rubbing her hoof on her gray chest.

“You did this for me…”* Ditzy said getting more confused.

“Of course, and I would do it again just to see that frown turn upside down!” Pinkie answered turning on her regular happy mood.

Ditzy chuckled and then a thought came into her head.

“Hey…don’t we need to make some muffins for that special event?" Ditzy said as she looked at Pinkie.

"You're right! Though we should go shower quickly to clean ourselves. We should also shower...together~" Pinkie said as she stood up and starting walking for her room upstairs while swaying her butt at Ditzy.

With a big squee Ditzy quickly followed her up the stairs...