My Little Brony: Chaos is Magic

I intended to make this chapter longer, but eventually it wasn't even made at all, so here's this now so I can buy time to write another chapter. ^.^
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"Oh come on Screwball! I can't believe you let Derpy alter her womb without even letting me know...Let alone after I already came inside her..."

"Oh Orion, why can't you let Derpy have a little fun...Besides, I can't help it if you love her less...Meh more love for us!"

Screwball giggled and latched her hoofs around my neck, hanging off of me as I made my way to the Mystery Box.

"Awww...But I wanna have some fun next...It'll be very special..."

Screwball whispered in my ear...her warm lips touching my earlobes...

"Gee, I sure do hope it's sex...Obviously...PSSHHAH!"

I stupidly joke to myself, ignoring Screwball's plead and lifting open the Mystery Box...

The usual catchy circus jingle fills the room as the shiny yellow aurora of light floods the ceiling...

BUM BING!

I reach forward and pick up the Galil, automatically seeing the crappily sharpie marker-drawn on name...

"Twilight Sp-"

SQUEE!

While reading the name off the gun, Twilight immediately glomped me, knocking off Screwball in the process...

"Fucking whorse...Hehe..."

I heard Screwball joke while on the floor...Twilight apparently not hearing...or caring...

"This is wonderful! I want to do a special position from this book...It'll be nice..."

Twilight trailed off, wrapping her hoofs around my back and giving me a warm wet kiss on the cheek...The big thick book of Sexual Spells hovering over us in the bright sparkly purple unicorn magic.

"Does though not want me anymore...?"

...I awkwardly turned toward Luna...sulking behind the couch, more neglected then a Sega Genesis...

"Awww, don't worry...I'm sure Orion can handle two mares at once..."

Uhh...I suppose I could-

"Yes! The fun will be doubled!"

Luna giggled as she wrapped a hoof around my arm...Twilight still held in one arm as we all climbed atop the stairs.

...This should be fun....