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                      Trixie's Folley                      
                        -by Nssole-                        
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                       Introduction                        
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Introduction
     'Today is gonna be a bad day' I thought to myself as I ran towards the security firm where I work.  "Im gonna be late for work!," I thought out loud as I approuched the building. suddenly a hole with a red aura apeared below me and I began to fall I then thought 'im going to be late arent I'.  I then saw a massive light and blacked out as my final words were,"Great im really gonna get fired!"
(perspective change trixie)--------------------------------------------------------------------------
    "I'm now THE GREAT AND HUMBLE TRIXIE!" I shouted looking at my new friend who had a frightened look.  I then turned around out of curiousity and I then remembered what I did during my reign over Ponyville I had accidentally summoned a creature from a parallel universe!
    Suddenly Twilight shouted at me,"TRIXIE! What did you do!"
(Perspective change Jake)--------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Still grogy from the crash I heard two people arguing who for now Im dubbing as Tourettes and The "Great" and "Humble" Trixie as she called herself. I then began to relax my muscles as I opened my eyes, and I screamed out of surprise at the two... UNICORNS staring at me!  "What the FUCK!" I yelled, and both unicorn mares looked at me with surprise and said in unison,"It can talk!"
    with that outburst five other mares (two with wings, one being another unicorn, and two other mares without either) came to see the scene.  I then said towards the group and said,"Anyone else gonna join the par--"  I was then stopped by a "normal" mare pulling out some sort of cannon firing it and yelled,"Party!"  Instinctively I ran into what appeared to be a stadium, and I tripped causing me to conk heads with some kind of white pony godess and that was the last thing I saw before blacking out.
     I was lifted by a strange force who said,"Who are you and why have you entered this land!?"
    "I was about to ask you why I'm here!," I yelled while opening my eyes. "And while whe are talking who the hell are you!?" I yelled in fustration at the mysterious pony, and then the seven other ponies came just in time to see what I assumed to be their leader hit me in the face.  "That all you got bitch!" I said laughing as she charged uo her horn, and suddenly I was a bit more frightened.  "Aw fuck," I said preparing for the blast but it never came instead she smirked and began to laugh.
    "Ha you really thought I was going to kill you? By the way my name is Princess Celestia of Equestria!" She said.
    'More like Princess Trollestia of Equestria' I thought to myself.
    "By the way I can read minds you should know," she stated gracefully.
    The seven mares were standing near the scene with their mouths agape as I turned to Celestia who began to speak,"By the way since your in a new world now i'm going to give you abilities and form based on your previous personality and spirit," she said formally.  "Okay lets see you were age 23 fell into a deep depression and cared for everyone else more then your self, you show alptitude in education and dexterity and worked a security job protecting others around you. You have the new abilities of a... a-alicorn." she said with a shocked expression causing everyone including me to gasp. I then felt her horn touch me and I blacked out.
    I woke up to a room full of six ponies who I am dubbing the mane six clever right?  Well anyways I felt something on my for head and back I pulled up my hand to feel a bone and I then shifted my bone to my back to feel some feathers and suddenly the ponies began introducing themselves their names were Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and the last ones name I could barely make out I think she said FlutterGuy but I couldn't really understand what she said.  I then got up to hear Twlight Sparkle say that Princess Celestia had went back to a place called Saddle Arabia to get her forgotten items.
    "Oh I almost forgot to ask if I have wings and a horn how do I use them?" I asked which then after that Twilight and Rainbow perked up in unison saying,"We'll teach you!"  I then thought that they seemed a bit too happy to teach my how to use my newfound abilities but who says it's a bad thing!
  Rarity then added,"Those clothes are dreadful, and why do you wear clothes all the time anyways?"
     I blushed and began to say,"Because some things are a little too visable," I said embarresed at the question I was given.  So I got up onto my feet and began to walk forgetting something very important I had no place to stay or a job, and well I had no clue where anything is.  I began to speak,"Well i'm going to make a comfy bed in that forest,"
     "Now why'd yall wanna stay in that there forest you're darn royalty here?" Applejack spoke up.
"Because I don't have a house, and just because i'm now what you call an alicorn doesn't make me any more important than anyone else nor does it make me royalty," I said agrivated at such a trivial question.  While trying to walk towards the forrest a rope was flung around me and I was hogtied by a stubborn farmer who then asked,"Alright which one of us will look after him?"
     Everyo--- I mean everypony raised their hooves and many "Ooh me's" and "Pick me's" were said until Applejack looked at me and then said,"Alright partner looks like its up to you."
     So I thought about it and said,"Twilight Sparkle."
  She happily replied,"Me really? this is going to be so much fun we can read books learn magic---"  As she continued to label various activities I thought to myself 'things are going to be very, very interesting in my new life arent they'!