WARNING! Since this story is about breaking the Fourth Wall! If you don't like Fourth Wall breaking, then don't read it!

The New Fourth Wall Breaker
By Dhuradhan

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Ponyville library

Books and quills were flying around in the library. The librarian unicorn, Twilight Sparkle was in the middle of a huge research. For days now, the library looked like a battlefield of books, papers, ink, quills, different shapes of ruler, small notebooks, chalks and boards, blueprints and even more books.

Twilight also had insomnia. Her mane was a mess, her eyes showed their red veins. She didn't sleep, just kept drinking coffee, splashing water into her face and only ate a haysandwich, every hour. She felt so close, yet so far to success.

Her friends let her do her work. They knew Twilight. If she starts a research, she can't stop. But one baby dragon had enough...

''Twilight! Stop doing your... whatever you call it and go to sleep!'' Spike stomped on the floor.

''It's called research Spike and I'm not gonna stop.'' Said Twilight to her assistant, while she poured some colorful liquid, into another vial. She even brought her chemistry table up, from the basement, along with more vials and reagents.

''But you can't research something, that doesn't even exist! Twilight, please I want to sleep and you need that too. At least stop for a day! If you don't go to sleep now-'' He couldn't finish his sentence.

''No Spike! I have to know what Pinkie has to do about that strange place. But I just can't find that answer. I know I'm close... so close... so...''

''So tired?'' Finished her sentence Spike. ''Look, why don't you ask her? If she knows about 'that place', then just ask her! It's easy Twilight. She's your friend, 'Im sure she will tell you anything.'' Spike tried to reason his stubborn friend.

Twilight stood there for a minute. Not moving an inch, thinking about her number one assistant's words. She looked around and saw the big mess.

''You're right Spike.'' She sighed and hung her.

''Finally!'' Cried out the little dragon. ''Now what do you-''

*THUMP* Twilight fell to the floor, quickly falling asleep.

''I take that as an answer. Good night Twilight!'' And Spike went up the stairs, finally getting a well deserved sleep.

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Ponyville

After Twilight got enough sleep and finally took a bath, she went to Sugarcube Corner, to 'visit' Pinkie Pie. But not before 'asking' Spike to clean the library...

She walked through the streets of Ponyville, waving at and greeting the familiar ponies. Everything went back to normal, since Trixie left. And she was happy to see the showmare changing. ''Well, The Great and Apologetic Trixie is a better name...'' She chuckled and arrived at Sugarcube Corner.

She opened the door and stepped inside...

''Pinkie?''

Pinkie Pie was sitting in the middle of the room. The curtains stopped the sun's rays, to illuminate the room. Sugarcube Corner was empty. Nopony was inside. Usually, there are lot of ponies there, drinking chocolate shakes, eating cakes and-

''Author... cut the useless part. Only me and Twilight are in the building, we get it. Go on now!''

Ugh... okay... Twilight?

''Who are you talking to Pinkie?'' Twilight raised an eyebrow.

''Ohh... Twilight. I've been expecting you...'' Pinkie said mysteriously and started to pet Gummy, who was sitting on her lap.

''Oookay... can I-''

''Shush padavan! The force you seek is down the stairs...'' Pinkie pointed at the cellar door.

''What?'' Twilight asked, confused.

''Ugh. Just follow me down the stairs and I'll tell you what you want to know.'' Pinkie stood up and Twilight followed her. It was Pinkie Pie after all, what else can happen?

Pinkie went down the stairs. Twilight hesitated a bit. The cellar was dark and dusty and it made her uneasy.

''Don't worry, I'm not gonna do anything like in Cupcakes.'' Pinkie told her.

''Pinkie... what are you talking about. You confuse me more than usual.''

''I'll tell you everything. But first, just close the door, come down the stairs and I lock everything else.'' Said Pinkie and went to lock the small windows.

''Why?'' Asked Twilight, arriving at the bottom of the stairs.

''Because it's a secret and I don't want to make Equestria filled with the fourth wall breaking ponies. I am already enough for that...'' She waved her hoof, dismissively.

''So that's how you call it? The 'fourth wall'?'' Twilight levitated a quill and wrote something down on a notebook.

Suddenly, Pinkie appeared next to her and took the quill and notebook. With the same speed, she hid it behind her mane.

''Pinkie! What was that for?!'' Twilight was slow to react.

''I told you. It's a secret. Try to remember to these things without writing them down! And you will never tell this to anyone! If you do, everybody will be in a big trouble.'' Pinkie explained to Twilight. For the first time, she was serious.

''You mean... everypony?'' Twilight asked, even more confused.

''No. So are you ready? Do you promise? You tell no one?'' Pinkie asked.

''Yes.'' Twilight answered quickly. She wanted to get answers. She wasted enough time.

''Then Pinkie promise!'' Crossed her hooves Pinkie.

''Ugh... alright.'' Said Twilight and did the Pinkie promise.

As she finished, Pinkie grabbed her hoof and yelled: ''ADVENTURE!''

And the two mare disappeared from Equestria...

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Fourth Wall Lobby

Pinkie and Twilight appeared in blackness. The nothingness brought some kind of bad feeling to Twilight, while Pinkie smiled at her friend.

''Where are we?'' Asked Twilight, looking around.

''We're at the lobby. This is where we can go anywhere.'' Explained Pinkie.

''So, you go here and appear in Equestria, wherever you like?'' Twilight had some excitement in her voice.

Pinkie nodded. ''Eeyep.''

''So you can go to Celestia whenever you want?'' Twilight asked, her eyes sparkled a bit as she mused about this useful way of traveling.

''That's right. But I finished with Equestria.''

Twilight raised an eyebrow. ''You were everywhere in Equestria. Where else can you go now?''

Pinkie started grinning. ''Let me show you...''

And they both disappeared.

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In a random house

''I... I love you daddy!''

Twilight turned around and saw Rainbow Dash, hugging a bipedal creature. She also saw her other friends and Celestia, looking at Rainbow and the creature sadly.

And she saw herself too...

She wanted to hide, but Pinkie stopped her.
''They can't see us and you don't have to be in this situation right now.'' Said Pinkie, next to Twilight.

''Pinkie! What is this? Celestia is there and... and the girls... AND ME!'' Twilight pointed her hoof at the (in her opinion and point of view) clones.

''This is a story Twilight. A really sad story. And you were actually there in the past. You just can't remember...'' Pinkie walked over to Rainbow Dash. ''Poor Dashie got the worst part. This story is about her, lost in this world as a filly. And as you can see, this man helped her and they became a family... Daaaaw look! It's about to end here.''

Twilight saw the man, looking over a photo album. For myself... for my little Dashie... The End...
Twilight looked around. She heard a voice, but couldn't find it's source. ''Who was that?'' She asked.

''It's just the narrator or the reader of the story. OH! Listen for a second!'' Pinkie said and she raised her hoof behind her ear, to hear better. Twilight watched her and she soon heard something.

Somepony was crying...

''Here we go. Another reader, who can't hold back his tears... he sounds like a girl actually.'' Pinkie stopped listening and looked at Twilight. ''You see, in this story, we knew nothing about the narrator or the reader. We thought it's a real situation. But as soon as the story ended, we got transported back to Equestria, like nothing ever happened. Rainbow forgot about her 'father', that man continued living his life or disappeared, since he is just a character and nopony ever noticed a thing. Even I forgot about this, but I just went back to the fourth wall and I saw what happened.'' Pinkie explained.

Twilight was lost. All the time, she didn't notice a thing. She had to know more about this. ''You want to tell me, somepony is playing with us? Like, we are just tools? WAIT! Is Discord free again?''

''Nononono! Twilight, Discord is still in his stone prison. And he also got teleported to somewhere. There are lot of stories, where you can be a character. If the author wants, you can be a stallio- *GASP* I MUST SHOW YOU THAT!''

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Somewhere in the Fourth Wall

''What are we waiting for Bubble Berry?''

''We are waiting for Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie. We already know that will happen, so we thought: 'Why not show the two Element of Magic to each other?' ''

''What? Two Element of Magic? There are only one, Berry.''

''That's what I though too. Then I met another Bubble Berry, but he was a she and her name was Pinkie Pie... Where are they?''

And just as he said that, Twilight and Pinkie appeared if front of the two stallion.

''Bubble!''

''Pie!''

The two pony hugged each other. Meanwhile, Twilight and Dusk Shine stared at each other. Eyes wide and they tried to place the peaces together.
Pinkie and Berry watched their reactions. The two unicorn walked closer to each other. Both of them raised a hoof. At first they were surprised. They thought they were looking at a tricky mirror. Then they touched each other, hoof to hoof and they stopped. Looking at each other's eyes, the just kept their hooves touching each others.

Then Dusk started to brush his hoof against hers and Twilight shivered. Both unicorn realized what were they doing and took a few steps back from each other. They looked to the side, blushing and smiling nervously.

''Yep''

''they have it too.''

''Just like''

''us.''

Pinkie and Berry finished each others sentence. The two unicorn turned to them. ''Pinkie.'' ''Berry.'' They both said at the same time. This made them blush even more.

''What?'' ''What?'' Asked the two party pony, giggling at each other.

''Can you please''

''explain''

''what is going''

''on?''

The two, pink pony laughed and they started to explain. ''So!'' ''So!''

''He'' ''She''

''is your mare'' ''colt''

''version. People like to use both of you in fictions. Be happy for that!''

''People?'' Asked both unicorn and they blushed again.

''Oh! We forgot to tell you this. These stories are made by humans. You will see them soon. And they can pretty much... well... put us into any kind of story. Let it be funny, sad, EPIC... or romantic.'' The two pony finished this, making seductive faces.

''Why do I have a bad feeling about this.'' Twilight took a few steps back.

''Don't ask me.'' Told her Dusk Shine, backing away as well.

Pinkie looked at Berry. ''Should we show them?'' She giggled.

''Awww, Pinkie. You naughty filly.'' Cooed Berry.

''Nonono, the author is not ready to make a clopfic. Just a small chunk of the dessert.'' Explained Pinkie.

''Oh... then let's show them!'' Berry said happily and he walked closer to pinkie.

And the two pony kissed. Right in front of Twilight and Dusk Shine, who were watching their friends, making out. They were dumbfounded. They couldn't believe it. One of their best friend just kissed herself/himself.

''PINKIE!'' BERRY!''

The two pony stopped. Pinkie looked up at the two, as she was in Berry's hooves. They apparently started romantically dancing, while they were attached to each other. And Berry was holding Pinkie, leaning over her. ''You two will have to get used to this. You have no idea, how much fun it can be if you find yourself in a situation like that.''

''Yeah, and we haven't mentioned the shipping stories...'' Added Berry, helping Pinkie to stand back up.

''Shipping?'' Asked the two unicorn.

Berry and Pinkie grinned at each other.

''Come

''Dusk Shine!'' Twilight!''

''We have more things to see!''

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Ponyville library

Pinkie and Twilight found themselves in the library. Before Twilight could call Spike, she heard some noises from upstairs.
She looked at Pinkie and she motioned for her to go up. She did.

When she arrived at the top of the stairs, she nearly fell back down. She blinked several time and she finally realized what was going on in her bedroom...

In her bed was Trixie. And somepony else... it was Twilight. She saw herself and Trixie, kissing each other on the lips, eyes closed and their faces were red, from blushing hard.
The real Twilight took a step back, as she saw Trixie moving lower and lower. And before 'the Twilight in bed' could cry out, the real Twilight started screaming, running back to Pinkie.

''TAKE ME SOMEWHERE ELSE! TAKE ME SOMEWHERE ELSE! PINKIE! PINK-''

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Another library

''IE!''

''Calm down Twilight, they're gone.'' Patted Twilight's head Pinkie. The purple unicorn was lying in front of Pinkie, trying to pull her hooves and pleading her more.
Twilight opened her eyes and slowly stood up.

''N...n-no more... screaming? No more... me... in a... situation... l-like... THAT?'' She asked shakily, slowly looking around.

''Well... not yet...'' Pinkie tried to avoid eye contact.

''W-what do you mean... not yet?'' Asked Twilight fearfully.

Suddenly, a female voice cried out in pleasure and a male voice started grunting. This made Twilight turn around immediately. ''Bad idea.'' She heard Pinkie saying that.

In the middle of the library, another one of those humans was on the couch. While another Twilight was on top of him, moving her body up and down. She cried out in pleasure, while the naked human was helping, to make their rhythm even more synchronized.

And Twilight freaked out again...

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A random house

''This is not funny Pinkie...'' Twilight told to Pinkie, as they appeared in a strange livingroom.

''I swear, this is the last one.'' Pinkie said, defensively.

''No, don't tell me it's another one of th-''

Heeey big booooy...

Twilight gulped and turned around, but this time, she did not regret this decision. Because in front of her, a female human was looking seductively at another human. The female human had a rainbow colored hair and she was tall and slim.
The male human was looking at her, mouth open and his eyes wide. He looked like he saw an angel.

''What the...?'' Twilight said, dumbfounded. The female human looked familiar.

''She's Rainbow Dash. In her humanized form. You have one too, but I think you got enough of yourself.'' Pinkie explained to her. ''You see... the first one you saw, was a Twilight x Trixie ship fic. Since episode five came out, a lot of author wanted to make a story, about Trixie.''
''The second one, was a 'Human In Equestria' clopfic.''

''Clop... fic?'' Asked Twilight, looking seriously at Pinkie.

''Yep, because it's sex.'' Pinkie happily said, like there is no bucking problem with that.

This made Twilight a bit angry. ''Okay, they put me into a romance fic, where I make love with a strange creature and they think it's romantic and... SEXY?!'' Her eyes twitched.

''It's about the beauty, the passion and love. For most humans, it's art... Butsomeofthemjustplainlywriteaharshsexsceneandtheylivetheirlifelikenothingeverhappened.'' Pinkie said, quickly changing her slow and calm mood, to super fast.

Twilight blinked at her a few times. She understood what is it for those 'authors'. It's their work and they like to do it. But why them? Why not somepony else is the character? And who are they actually?

''Pinkie?' She asked calmly.

Pinkie tilted her head, waiting for Twilight to continue. ''Who are these... authors?''

Pinkie started grinning like she has no limits.

''This will be interesting...''

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In a random cinema

''Pinkie!'' Called Twilight. ''Where are you now?!'' Her voice echoed as she shouted.

Suddenly, a staircase started to form and chairs appeared in lines, facing forward a white wall. For Twilight, it looked like a theater.

''Tickets?''

Twilight turned to her left and found Pinkie in some kind of uniform and she had some kind of rod in her hoof. The rod was emitting light from one end. Twilight didn't know what it was. ''What?'' She asked.

''I have the tickets!'' Pinkie appeared next to her, then disappeared.

She reappeared in the same uniform, where the 'ticket master Pinkie Pie' was before. ''Thank you, fourth row, seat four point one and seat four point two. Enjoy the film!'' And she disappeared again.

Pinkie popped up at seat four point one, with popcorn on her lap. ''Twiiliiight.'' She whispered. ''Heeeerreeee...''

Twilight took a seat next to her (seat four point two) and looked at Pinkie. ''Why are you whispering? And what is this place?''

''Shhhh... it's about to start.'' Pinkie told her and started eating her popcorn like a chicken.

''Start what?'' Twilight asked, still loud.

''The film.'' Answered Pinkie, her head inside the popcorn box.

''What is a... 'film'?''

And suddenly, different voices shushed her and Twilight looked around. Nopony else was in the 'theater'.
Then the room became darker and images started to appear on the white wall.

''Uhhhhh... it's starting. Watch carefully Twilight or you miss the good parts... even if you know what will happen in the film.'' Pinkie said quietly and pulled out her head from the popcorn.

''What are you talki-''

''SSSSSSHHHHHHHH!'' Different voices from everywhere...

And Twilight stayed quiet and watched the film.

Once upon a time...

Two sisters ruled the land of Equestria...

The Elements of Harmony...

Now I know what friendship really is about...

I love you girls...

It's FABULOUS darling...

Smile smile smile...

20% cooler...

Applebucking season is coming sugarcube...

Winter wrap up, winter wrap up...

SQUEE

Dear Princess Celestia...

The fun has been doubled...

AAAaappleloosaaaa....

FOREVER...

Ohhh, hello Celly. Long time no see... muhhahhhaaHHAAAHHAAAA...

Gemmmssss...

MINE...

Twily...

She's a changelling...

This day is going to be perfect...

Love is in bloom...

The new My Little Pony season three premier is coming soon...

The Crystal Empire...

King Sombra...

GAK GAK GAK...

CRYSTAL PONIES...

GAK GAK GAK...

Princess Cadance needs our help...

GAK GAK GAK...

I wasn't prepared for this...

Twilight, you did it...

FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN...

Bet you can't make a face crazier than... THAT...

Bad Seed, Bad Seed...

The Great And Apologetic Trixie...

The film stopped. Silence filled the room, as Twilight jaw was on the floor right now... literally...

Then...

''THAT WAS THE BEST EPISODE SO FAR!''

''INCOMING TWY X TRIXIE SHIPPING FICS!''

''WHO THE FUCK ARE THOSE TWO HORSES?''

''THE NAME: 'ALICORN' IS NOW A COMMON WORD! BUCK YEAAAH!''

''I want Pinkie Pie to p+_=% into my mouth... OW!''

''Shut up! There are children here!''

''You mean foals?''

''LOL''

''ROLF''

''XD''

''Bronies sucks...''

''POWER UP THE FRIENDSHIP CANNON!''

''We're gonna love and tolerate the shit out of you gentlecolt...''

''GAK IS BEST PONY!''

''NO LUNA IS BEST PONY!''

''It's a weird way to spell Trixie...''

''Everypony is best pony!''

''YAAAAAAAYYY!''

As Twilight looked at the strange humans fearfully, Pinkie motioned for her to follow her.

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Outside of the cinema

''WHAT IN THE NAME OF CELESTIA WAS THAT?! PINKIE?!'' Twilight shouted. She felt angry and embarrassed. Nearly, her whole life was recorded on a 'video' as Pinkie called that thing.

''They were the bronies.'' Answered happily Pinkie Pie, wearing a Pinkie Pie shirt and a My Little pony hat.

''What were they doing back there? How come, that our adventures are... are...''

''Recorded?''

''Yes. Did you recorded them?''

''Nope.''

''THEN WHAT THE BUCK IS GOING ON?!'' Twilight shouted, before collapsing on the floor.

''Wow, you actually used that word.'' Twilight just groaned at Pinkie. ''Okay, let me explain it...''

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Somewhere...

''Now where are we?'' Twilight asked tiredly. She wanted some explanation from Pinkie. But everything was against her wish. There was always something, that interrupted them.

''That is-''

''A PONY!'' A male voice shouted.

The two mare looked to the right, to see a human approaching them. The human looked angry and fat. He was probably 80 x 10 on the third Kg and had an ugly looking beard. He needed some shaving and his hair smelled terrible. Twilight cringed at the smell, while Pinkie looked unamused by the human's T-shirt, which said: 'HATER'.

''FUCKING PONIES!'' He was about to hit Pinkie Pie, when some white and sticky thing hit his face, blinding him. And out of nowhere, another human appeared and kicked the fat human back to home.

The girls saviour knelt down before Pinkie. ''That is the internet... is not safe for you.''
He explained and stood up.

''I thought you don't give a buck?'' Spoke up Pinkie, before the hero can leave.

''I found exactly one fuck to give...'' And the superhuman pulled out a shining star. Inside the star, a pony figure was dressed the same way as this human. ''It is my gift to you gurl...''

''Thank you Spiderman!'' Pinkie waved after the hero, as he was leaving.

''Lawl by!'' And Spiderman disappeared.

Twilight felt a headache building up in her head. ''Who was that?''

''Spiderman you silly.''

''I mean- UGH... nevermind. Where are we again?''

''As Spiderman said, that is the internet and it's not safe here. Here, take the friendship cannon!'' Pinkie pulled out a colorful cannon (out of nowhere) and placed it on Twilight's back. To her surprise, the cannon wasn't heavy at all and Twilight easily stood on her legs.

''What about you?'' Asked Twilight, after she strapped on her new weapon.

''I know kung-fu.'' The serious face which Pinkie had right now, showed so much determination and awesomeness. The word: 'unstoppable' would be 'Pinkamania Badflank Diane Pie'. You can melt from the epicness and sexiness of her appearance. She was so-

''Author... cut the crap or I make sure that my kung-fu skills makes you sexy as well. In a really painful way...''

Make me- actually no, keep going!

''Alright.'' Pinkie turned to Twilight. ''And I'm Pinkie Pie, remember?''

Twilight rolled her eyes. ''Alright, just tell me what is going on. We have protection, time and we're alone so-''

''So we can buck?''

''PINKIE!''

''Okay, okay, I stop pulling your tail. Now... time to explain...''

Pinkie took a deep breath and started explaining.

''Those bronies back there, were HUGE fans of the My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic. This reaction is normal, so don't worry.
Other bronies, like musicians, animators and all the other kind of them are fans too, but they also worship us. You heard them before. They have their own favorite pony. But the other bronies who worship us, they draw pictures about us.''

Pictures started to appear around them. Twilight looked at them in amazement. The many well made pictures lit up a little hope in her. Maybe, her situation wasn't that bad.

''Also clop pictures...''

And many erotic picture appeared...
Twilight decided to ignore what they REALLY wanted to show. They were nicely made and she waited for Pinkie to stop showing them. She avoided looking at her friends private parts.
Then... a picture about a white skinned human appeared. Her hair was rainbow colored and she possessed a horn and wing.
And sadly, Twilight recognized who it was...

''PINKIE! PLEASE! TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME!'' She shrieked and covered her eyes.

''Oki-doki-loki!'' And the Pictures disappeared.

Twilight opened her eyes, looking over her hooves. She sighed in relief, when she saw no more naked, humanized Celestia.

''Now, the music!'' Pinkie shouted and a really loud music started playing in the background. ''YEEEAAAAH LET'S SPIN THAT SHIT!'' Pinkie shouted and started dancing.

Twilight found dubtrot too loud. She listened for a lot of kind of music. Metal, electro, rap. But the most interesting ones were the the 'normal songs' for Twilight. She likes that kind of music, where the song is 'nice' and have 'rhythm'.(As Twilight explained.)
Those ones, which gave a calm ambience and sounded calm. The songs about the Princesses were the most interesting for her.

Needles to say, she was impressed. And she was more impressed, when Pinkie showed her the 'animations'. She found the 'real life pony' ones a bit weird. Pinkie explained why they were so amazing and how hard it was to 'bring the ponies from the show to reality'. ''But THIS is reality!'' She thought.

''Pinkie?'' Asked Twilight her friend.

Pinkie was busy searching for another animation. ''Hm?''

''Why are we fictional characters?''

Pinkie started laughing. ''Oh Twilight, only they think that.''

''Then who 'created' us for them. How did they find our world?''

Pinkie slowly turned around, dead seriousness in her eyes. ''The Creator...''

Twilight was confused. ''The... Creator? Who is this... Creator?''

Pinkie stood up and trotted to her friend. ''She is the alicorn, who traveled to the human world and showed them the magic of friendship...
The human world was filled with sadness and hatred, so she showed us to them. The perfect harmony and a peaceful world...
But she couldn't say anything about our world existent. Humans would immediately start making portals, to come to our land. And not just to our land... what if they find themselves in Star Wars or any other place? They would make a big mess and The Creator would be the one to blame.''

Twilight's eyes were wide open. She never heard about this 'Creator'.

''Don't worry Twilight. We're real and ONLY they think we're not real.'' Pinkie smiled.

Twilight smiled back. ''Alright.''

Then Pinkie stopped smiling. ''Wait!'' Not moving at all, she thought for a few second. Then she started grinning as wide as she could.

''There is someone, who knows we're not fictional characters...''

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Human World Gates

''This place is the 'Human World Gates'. Here, I can visit every human. And I'm not just talking about the bronies. I can visit EVEY human. I just have to choose which one I want to visit, find the right gate and go through.''

Twilight looked at the long corridor. There were portal gates on the walls and each portal was labeled. ''MicTheMicrophone... The Living Tombstone... MandoPony... Aviators... DjAlexS...'' She read out loud each name, as she walked down the corridor. ''Which one are you talking about. There are thousands of names here and all sound strange?''

''Well these is the 'Brony Floor' and that's why they have strange names. On the second floor are the 'Non-Bronies' and on the third floor are the 'Haters'. They have normal names... most of them at least...
I like to annoy the haters, that's why I have that floor. And I want to make more bronies, so they can be my friends as well. That's why I have the 'Non-Bronies' floor.
There are more than seven billion humen and I sorted them out by, gender, age, place etc...''

''Seven BILLION?!'' Gaped Twilight.

''Yep. Now let's go, I know where he is. I placed him there personally.'' Said Pinkie and started trotting down the corridor.

''Have you visited him yet?''

''Yes and he wasn't surprised that much. Well... actually, he wanted to kill himself. He thought he was insane and he had enough of insanity.'' Pinkie leaned closer to Twilight's ear. ''He has some... problems... his mind is...'' She looked around, checking if anypony can hear them. ''shattered, broken and all this bad stuff.''

''How?'' Asked Twilight, worried. And she wasn't concerned about the sick human, she was concerned about her well being. ''If he's insane... then I have to use this Friendship Canon...'' She thought to herself, looking back at the big cannon on her back.

''I'll tell you on the way...''
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''And that's how Equestria was made...''

'' 'Mind Breaking'? Interesting, but it sounds aw-... wait what?''

''What what?''

''This is not how Equestria was made.''

''Of course not silly.''

''Ugh...''

Twilight and Pinkie spent a lot of time trotting down the corridor. At first, it was nothing, but the place became darker as they went deeper. Unknown sounds could be heard around them and Twilight shivered.

She looked at Pinkie and saw her mane. Paler and total straight...

''Pinkie?'' Her voice was weak.

''...yes...?'' Pinkie spoke up in a deep voice.

''Whe... when are we going to b-be there?'' Twilight shivered as more sounds could be heard.

''Whenever we want.''

And the music stopped...

''Wait what?'' The ambience stopped. No strange and creepy sounds, just the sound of hoofsteps. ''We can be there whenever we want?''

''Uhm.'' Nodded Pinkie a few times, her mane became puffy again.

''THEN WHY DID WE HAVE TO WALK DOWN THIS CORRIDOR?'' Yelled Twilight.

''Because I look like an evil doctor as I walk down this corridor.'' Explained Pinkie, happily.

Twilight facehoofed...
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''Finally... that's it?'' Twilight looked at the portal gate before her.

''Yep, that's his...'' Said Pinkie.

Twilight looked through the gate and saw a young human boy, looking up at something. In his injured hand was something white, made from paper and it was burning. The human calmly raised it to his mouth and inhaled. When he exhaled, smoke came out of his mouth. He even formed his mouth in a strange and amusing way, so the out coming smoke has a few and small ring shapes.

Pinkie sighed. ''He can't stop smoking, can he?''

''What is he doing?'' Asked Twilight.

''He's smoking cancer sticks again. I told him to stop, but he never listens. NEVAHR!''

''Cancer?'' Twilight didn't like the sound of it.

''Let's just go through and say 'hi'. I'm sure he will be happy to see us.''

And the two mare stepped through the portal's gate...
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I wanted to finish this story, so I came up with that self-insert, egoistical ending. I will make another ending one day, but now... leave this story or your eyes gonna hurt from the lameness!

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Twilight and Pinkie appeared on a terrace. In front of the terrace, a pool, which has the water lowered. The lights from the house gave some light to the outside, but the moon was enough to illuminate the terrace and the garden.

The boy was looking at the moon, whispering something and from time to time, he took a sip from his cigarette. He was wearing black trousers, winter boots and a blue hoodie, which covered his face.

The two mare went closer to him, silently. But their hooves made some noise and the boy looked back slightly. Then turned his head back to the moon.
''Azthittem patákat hallottam itt mögöttem. Nagyon jó lenne, ha meglátogatnál Luna...''
''I thought I heard hooves back there. It would be pretty good if you visit me Luna...''

Twilight looked at Pinkie, confused. The pink pony just shrugged and spoke up.

''Hy Adam!''

The boy froze in place. The cigarette still in his mouth, he slowly turned to the two mare. Twilight watched him curiously, while Pinkie pounced up and down in place.

As the boy saw them, he slowly inhaled from his cigarette, looking absolutely shocked. Then, he really slowly, turned back to the moon.

''Luna... azthiszem végkép megőrültem...''
''Luna... I think I finally gone insane...''

The two mare watched, as he looked back at them, then back to the moon.
''Yep... elkapott. Biztos megőrültem. Már nem csak őket látom, hanem Pinkie-t és Twilight-ot.''
''Yep... it got me. I'm insane. I can see Pinkie and Twilight, not just them.''

''Are you talking about us? We're here Adam.'' Said Pinkie.

''Shhhh...'' He turned back to them. ''Okay, I'm not insane, but be quiet. The neighbours are sleeping and I don't want them to see you.'' He motioned for them to stay quiet.

''Then why can't we just get inside?'' Whispered Pinkie and Twilight nodded.

''Because if I can't finish my cigarette and don't say good night to the Princesses, I'll feel sick and bad. Stay quiet for a minute please!'' He answered and continued smoking.

Twilight saw him shivering, but not from the cold breeze. She walked next to him and looked up.

''Princess Luna is watching us?''

The boy looked down at her and smiled sheepishly. Nodding slowly, he looked back up, with a blank expression.

Meanwhile, Pinkie checked out the pool, the garden and walked in front of him, a level lower, so she can see his face. And he was standing on the edge of the terrace, so that's why...

''Why do you have the hood up? You look like that Assassin...''

''That's... why I'm wearing it. Looks... awesome.'' He kept staring at the moon.

''Come on! Don't be like that. You always wanted to meet with somepony else, not just me...''

The boy sighed. ''Yes... but not right here. I wanted to meet all of you somewhere else. Not where the neighbours can see us.''

''Didn't you say something about that. That you... what was that? ''Leszarod''... I think that's what you said. What is that mean by the way?'' Asked Pinkie, tilting her head.

''Yes, I said that. And I'm not gonna tell you, because it's not nice.'' He explained and walked to the ashtray on the table outside.

'''Am I... not a human?'. That's what not nice. And you get featured with that rubbish. How could you write that? Poor Twilight in that-''

''That was totally random and I didn't even wanted that to be featured. It doesn't deserve to be popular...'' He interrupted her, putting the cigarette into the ashtray and walking to the door.

''And you still have that on your profile...'' Told him Pinkie. ''Say it! You're an attention uhh... whole? Core? Anyway, you just do that because you know that will hit the feature box and you wanted attention.''

''No, it was for my followers. ONLY for my followers. And I feel bad for everypony... Especially Celestia.'' He let them walk inside, where the living room was. Then he started walking to the bathroom door.

''You're a liar. And you know that. You were just a bad author, with bad ideas and you know that.'' Pinkie followed him and Twilight did the same, listening to the confusing conversation.

''Okay, I'm an attention whore. I wanted to satisfy myself, by writing down my stress and anger and I BUCKING KNEW it will get a lot of views. I didn't give a buck about the grammar, because I'm a bad writer and I'm rotten inside. Happy?'' He said in a monotone voice.

''I just made you lie to me. I'm not happy...'' Pinkie fake pouted and Twilight was really confused.

''Wha... oh you! I'm gonna get you back with this one.'' The boy chuckled and turned to the sink.

''You really thought I won't believe you? Come on, you nearly cried when you told me that. Of course I believe you.'' Giggled pinkie. Twilight... still confused.

''They were tears of joy, but let's change the subject!'' He said and turned on the water. As he put his injured hands under the warm water, he groaned as the damaged flesh touched the water. But eventually he finished washing his hands and started leading the two mare, up the stairs.

''What happened to your hands?'' Asked Pinkie, appearing on his shoulder.

He led them inside a bedroom, a single lamp was turned on the desk. Next to it, a computer, which was playing a song. ''I was fighting with my brother outside and the cold made it easier to tear up my flesh. Burns like hell...''

''Stop with the dark jokes okay?'' Shook her head Pinkie, hopping down from his shoulder.

''I'm Death serious...'' He grinned at her, while was sitting down on his chair. And Pinkie rolled her eyes.

Twilight finally spoke up. ''You have a brother?''

The boy looked at her and chuckled. ''He's away now. Went to a party, getting drunk and all.''

''And your parents?'' Asked Pinkie.

''Having a good time with some friends. So the house is pretty much empty.'' He did this suggesting motion with his eyebrows. Pinkie giggled and punched him on his leg.

''Why were you fighting with your brother?'' Twilight asked, seriously. She was not effected by that eyebrow joke/trick.

Pinkie and the boy looked at her, a bit surprised. '' You have a brother too, you should know why.''
Twilight just looked at him. ''Okay, sorry.'' He leaned closer to Pinkie. ''Does she know about the show?'' He whispered and Pinkie nodded.
He got comfortable again. ''Well, it started with just poking each other and-''

''Poking?'' Raised an eyebrow Twilight.

''Yes, poking. Like this...'' He poked Twilight on the noose and she giggled. Pinkie smiled. ''And we started punching each other and that lead us to a brotherly fight. And... see the result.'' He shoved them the injury. ''But nothing big. I can use my fingers to type and stuff.''

''So, you will continue being a bad author?'' Mocked Pinkie.

''Hehhe... yes.''

His face changed. He kept staring at one point for a few seconds...

The he started grinning...

''And I think I have an idea for a new story... as a...''

He grinned evilly...

''... Hearth's Warming Eve gift...''

The End?

Author's Note

''Hello Princesses! I'm done. I finished it. I hope they will like it. And I hope I fixed the grammar better than last time. Oh well, they will point it out for me. I know they will, because it will hurt their eyes...
Hm... those, who read 'Signs from above... and far away' are probably know what I was doing. Those who not, then... I don't know. It's not necessary to read that, but they would understand the cold breeze... Because you know... that's how we communicate.
Heh... communicate... exactly what I learn at school... by the way! SCHOOL HOLIDAYS! I finished my exams and passed. And now holidays. That means, I can continue writing The Traveling Horseman and spend more time with you two, dear Princesses.

Looks like I'm done with my cigarette. One more thing...

Happy Hearth's Warming Eve!
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Final stats...

Cigarettes required to write this: 22 cigarette

Time: One week

Time to get the idea: One day and season 3 episode 5

My thoughts about what I did here:
This is a random idea about Twilight, getting to know about the fourth wall. I imagined her doing what Pinkie used to do. (Pop up out of nowhere, saying something from another show and doing other references...)
About the ending? Well, I wanted to end it somehow. So sorry to putting myself into this. IF I GET ENOUGH REQUESTS, THEN I MIGHT MAKE AN ALTERNATE ENDING! And about that fic. , that me and Pinkie were talking about... it's just an explanation. So don't be confused, you don't have to know what happened recently. I kinda wish it would never happen. And will never happen something like that. Made a big mess after that... :S
Again, I wrote this for my dear followers, so if you don't like the way I write or do any kind of things, then sorry for wasting your time. I'm a bad author and I want to improve my writing skills and english. (Once again, I'm not gonna get a proofreader, because I am the one who want to be better.)
Oh, by the way dear Followers! My injury is getting better, so don't worry. I'm not done yet, even if I get a cold...

I'll do a response chapter for this, so that's it for now and thanks for reading! ;)

Psst... about the picture... this time, it's not me and I regret nothing. My apologize for that guy on the picture... XD