Frogs in Equestria

by Pegasister4Life

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Romance, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 2569

Frog filled fun is included!

Short One-shots of the platoon in Ponyville that I wrote when I was bored.
Comedy!
Funny moments!
Magic!
Return of Trixie!
Flying toasters! (not really)
And budding romance!
I reccomend reading my Sgt. Frog and MLP crossover first though!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-01-03 22:02:01 UTC

Hearth's Warming Eve

"Spike! Kululu! I got the tree up! Help me decorate it!" Twilight called. The purple dragon and yellow frog ran in.

"You know, it would be easier to use magic," the amphibian pointed out. "It's more fun to do it like this and spend time with the ones you love, Little Duck." she pointed out.

~A long while of decorating later~

"Wow Twilight, it looks amazing!" Rainbow Dash said in awe. "So beautiful..." Fluttershy squeaked. Pinkie sprang out of nowhere. "Enough talkin'! Time to PAR-TAY!" Twilight backed up shyly. "I'm not really one to dance...I'll just stay here wiith Kululu..." He looked up. Uh...Twilight?" The uniorn lifted her head up to see Rainbow holding mistletoe in her mouth. "Rainbow! This is embarrassing way to-" Kululu cut her off with a kiss. She rubbed her forehooves together andstood in front of the tree.

"Girls, I think you know what this calls for!"

"HEY! I'm not a girl!" Giroro yelled. "Sure about that?" Rainbow smirked. "Knock it off! Front and center! Fluttershy, you start us off!" Fluttershy blushed. "O-okay.... a-one, a-two, a-one two three...

"Hark the herald angels sing

'Glory to the newborn King!

Peace on earth and mercy mild

God and sinners reconciled'

Joyful, all ye nations rise

Join the triumph of the skies

With the angelic host proclaim:

'Christ is born in Bethlehem'

Hark! The herald angels sing

'Glory to the newborn King!'

Christ by highest heav'n adored

Christ the everlasting Lord!

Late in time behold Him come

Offspring of a Virgin's womb

Veiled in flesh the Godhead see

Hail the incarnate Deity

Pleased as man with man to dwell

Jesus, our Emmanuel

Hark! The herald angels sing

'Glory to the newborn King!'

Hail the heav'n-born Prince of Peace!

Hail the Son of Righteousness!

Light and life to all He brings

Ris'n with healing in His wings

Mild He lays His glory by

Born that man no more may die

Born to raise the sons of earth

Born to give them second birth

Hark! The herald angels sing

'Glory to the newborn King!'"

Later, the couple lay at the fireplace until the silence was broken.

"Twilight Sparkle, why are you so adorable?" Kululu asked as he pecked her nose. She smiled.

"Happy Hearth's Warming Eve, Little Duck."

Kululu's Twelve Days Of Hearth's Warming

On the first day of Hearth's Warming my Twilight gave to me

A cute little book mobile

On the second day of Hearth's Warming my Twilight gave to me

Two new shelves

And a cute little book mobile

On the third day of Hearth's Warming my Twilight gave to me

Three novellas

Two new shelves

And a cute little book mobile

On the fourth day of Hearth's Warming my Twilight gave to me

Four test tubes

Three novellas

Two new shelves

And a cute little book mobile

On the fifth day of Hearth's Warming my Twilight gave to me

Five bowls of curry

Four test tubes

Three novellas

Two new shelves

And a cute little book mobile

On the sixth day of Hearth's Warming my Twilight gave to me

Six pairs of headphones

Five bowls of curry

Four test tubes

Three novellas

Two new shelves

And a cute little book mobile

On the seventh day of Hearth's Warming my Twilight gave to me

Seven dissection sets

Six pairs of headphones

Five bowls of curry

Four test tubes

Three novellas

Two new shelves

And a cute little book mobile

On the eighth day of Hearth's Warming my Twilight gave to me

Eight Dell laptops

Seven dissection sets

Six pairs of headphones

Five bowls of curry

Four test tubes

Three novellas

Two new shelves

And a cute little book mobile

On the ninth day of Hearth's Warming my Twilight gave to me

Nine adobe flash downloads

Eight Dell laptops

Seven dissection sets

Six pairs of headphones

Five bowls of curry

Four test tubes

Three novellas

Two new shelves

And a cute little book mobile

On the tenth day of Hearth's Warming my Twilight sent to me

Ten Best Buys

Nine adobe flash downloads

Eight Dell laptops

Seven dissection sets

Six pairs of headphones

Five bowls of curry

Four test tubes

Three novellas

Two new shelves

And a cute little book mobile

On the eleventh day of Hearth's Warming my Twilight gave to me

Eleven gift cards to Gamestop

Ten Best Buys

Nine adobe flash downloads

Eight Dell laptops

Seven dissection sets

Six pairs of headphones

Five bowls of curry

Four test tubes

Three novellas

Two new shelves

And a cute little book mobile

The Slumber Party pt. 2

"A-are you sure Flu-"

"Yes. There was a beautiful young mare..."

"...she asked, 'Both of them?' He nodded. 'Twins.'" Rainbow's eyes nearly popped out of her head as Kululu coward in the corner. "T-T-Twilight....c-can we make s'mores now?" She nodded quickly and got all the supplies. "Hey! Someone ate all the chocolate!" Pinkie and Tamama whistled while trying to hide the evidence on their faces. "Forget it! Time for Truth or Dare!" Rarity was decided to go first. "Pinkie, truth or dare darling?" Pinkie smiled. "Truth! " Rarity asked "What do you think of Tamama?" The party pony's eyes left her gaze. "Uh, he's nice..a-and...um...fun?" Rarity rolled her eyes. "Whatever you say, dear. Oh, and I pick dare." Pinkie went back to herself. "Ooh! I dare youuuu...to try to say chimmicherrychangas ten times!" Of course, she did not succeed. Then Instead of asking the next player, she went back to Pinkie. "Truth or dare?" To say say she was surprised was an understatement. "Um.dare?" Even a foal could sehe glint in her eye. "I dare you to kiss Tamama!"  She turned a magenta color. "Th-that's all? Eheh...easy..." Tamama looked up. "Oh. Okay.  Sure. Give me a second." He whispered "We won't have to do this if you don't wan-" He was cut off as Pinkie slammed her lips into his.Needless to say, everypony was shocked. Rarity's eyes sparkled. 'Mission accomplished.' Ten secolds later Tamama broke it. 'You taste like...cotton candy..." he murmered softly. Twilight gave the signal and grabbed Kululu. "Hey! What are you-" " "Shut up and kiss me, you foal." She didn't have to say it twice. Rainbow grinned at Giroro. 'That's our cue,, kid." Fluttershy blushed orange as Dororo gave her a peck. Rarity was suddenly dragged away by Pinkie.

"Rarity, I need help. I feel...something inside me...it's burning...but I think...Tamama made the flames shrink. I think...it's love..." She nodded as Tamama ran over. "Rarity, Rarity! I think-oh hi Pinkie! I have something to tell you..." She nodded. "I think you are the awesomest, nicest, best sweets eater I know. But...I don't feel the same way. I'm so sorry..." Pinkie nodded. "I think I'm gonna go home now, Twilight." She left without saying another word. Tamama stood there feeling so cruel. Well, until Keroro hit him with something soft. "PILLOW FIGHT!!!" Twilight shot pil;lows in random directions as Kululu started running. "GAH! IT'S PILLOW MARE! RUUUUUUN!!!!!" Rainbow Dash flew up and stuck out her tounge til Giroro got a pillow and threw it. "Not cool, dude!" Dororo duplicated himself and made a pillow fort for fun. Twilight gently nudged Fluttershy a pillow, and she took it. "BOMBER PEGASUS! MWAHAHA!!!"  Kululu found a random pillow and threw it at Twilight, where it got stuck on her horn. "SCORE!!!" Keroro ducked when AJ kicked pillows his way. "OOF!" He fell down. "I died!" After they all finished laughing, they settled down for sleep. After everypony was asleep, Giroro said "Hey Rainbow Dash?"

"Hmm?"

"I'm glad I met you."

"Me too, kid. Me too."

The Little Things We Love

Twilight groaned. Today had been rough. Spike sneezed and accidentally sent all her books to the princess. But she did chuckle at the thought of Celestia buried in literature. She stepped in the shower and turned the faucet. A steady waterfall trickled down. She looked around. Nopony here. She started singing not so quietly and smiled.

"Your voice is like the finest silk."

She shrieked and fell. "Kululu! Why are you in here?!" He shrugged. "I'm bored." The periwinkle unicorn got up as the yellow frog turned a bright crimson.

"You're...kinda...naked" Twilight pulled the curtain over herself. "We don't normally wear clothes. Pervert..." Kululu grinned sheepishly. "So I've been told. Now sing again, it's amazing." She pulled the shampoo over. "Okay, fine.

The time has come to welcome spring

And all things warm and green

But it's also time to say goodbye

It's winter we must clean...are you...touching my mane?" Kululu nodded. Twilight looked creeper out. "Oh...Kay...moving on...I'm the T to the W I L I G H T, and they're ain't no other pony troll it down like me I'm Twilightlicious." Kululu randomly remarked "You're beautiful." She blushed. "You know...nopony never really liked me. Too nerdy or smart or confusing..." A tear rolled down her cheek. "I-I guess they were right. Nopony ever called me beautiful, or pretty, just a plain Jane... you are different. I searched so hard when you disappeared. Couldn't eat or-or sleep...and Spike had to practically force food down my throat. You know you mean the world to me. And I couldn't ask for anything more." She turned off the water. "Thank you. For changing my life."

Sweet Dreams

Me and Dororo ran through the field of flowers, laughing without a care in the world. The birds sang, the hers buzzed, Everything was fine. Then the sky darkened. A hand shape formed and snatched him up! I cried out to him as the thing squeezed him tighter and tighter! Then he went limp and the creature grabbed me and-!

"OH!"

Fluttershy woke with a start and wept quietly. Dororo shot up quickly.

"What is it, Shy Shy?" The timid mare kept crying softly. "Oh Dororo-kun, I had the most awful nightmare!" The ninja rubbed her back and whispered reassuring words in her ear. "It's okay, I'm no going anywhere. Do you want to talk about it? " She nodded. "It-it was bright and sunny and h-happy, then something grabbed you a-and..." she wailed into his shoulder.  "Oh Flutter-san, it's going to be alright. Nothing is going to happen, I'd throw a shuriken at it. Shh it's okay..."  Fluttershy nodded and smiled. "I don't want to lose you...Pinkie Promise you'll stay..." Dororo made a cross motion over his chest and put his hand towards his eye. "Do you want me to stay with you tonight?" The Pegasus blushed furiously.  "W-what would the others think?" He patted her hoof. "They don't have to know." He jumped in the bed and pulled the blankets up. Soon both were asleep.

Me and him were having a picnic, and butterflies flew everywhere. And all was right.

Magical Duel Aftermath

“You know, I think Trixie only wanted friends...” said Kululu. Twilight nodded.

“Well, me and Giroro are going home I guess.” Rainbow ruffled her wings. giroro grabbed her hoof.

“Whoa, whoa, whoa, you never said you were ticklish...”

"Er...." she picked him up  and flew off. Everypony else went home.

Twilight opened the door to the library. Kululu whispered, "I knew you could do it." She smiled.

"Not a doubt in my mind, Little Duck." Kululu pouted.

"Youknow I hate that name..." Twilight grinned.

"Nope, you like it..." He looked down.

"Maybe a little, Twily."

They arrived at the cloud house and just sat. Giroro broke the silence.

"Are you?"

"Am I wha-oh..." She became quiet again. "do I have to answer that...?" He poked her and got a giggle as a response.

'Don't do that..." Giroro smirked.

'Who's gonna stop me?"

"I'll sonic rainboom your face, Gochou..." she warned, and tucked her wing around him. Giroro shifted a little.

"May all your dreams bloom like daisies in the sun

May you always have stars in your eyes

May you not stop running on until your race is won

May you always have blue skies

A dream is something all your own to keep within your heart

To build on when you're glad or when your world's been torn apart

A dream is something all your own that no one else can steal

A dream is something you can make come real

May all your dreams bloom like daisies in the sun

May you always have stars in your eyes

May you not stop running on until your race is won

May you always have blue skies

Now you can share a laugh with any stranger on the street

And you can share your money with a beggar on the street

But you can only share your dream when love has set it free

So please, won't you share yours with me?

May all your dreams bloom like daisies in the sun

May you always have stars in your eyes

May you not stop running on until your race is won

May you always have blue skies." Rainbow sang, as she looked over at a sleeping Giroro.

Dororo patted the animals on the head. "I'm sure Miss Sparkle didn't hurt them, Shy Shy." Fluttershy petted Angel.

"I know, but I worry...poor little ones are sleepy. Hush now, quiet now, it's time to lay your sleepy head. Hush now, quiet now, it's time to go to bed." She heard light breathing, and knew he had fallen asleep from her sweet melody. She smiled and didn't disturb him for the rest of the night.

Applejack quietly slipped into bed as Keroro sat on the floor. "Is The Great And Powerful Trixie coming back?" AJ shrugged.

"I have no idea, but if she does, then as a friend..."

Tamama bounced on  the bed in the guest room. "What a day! And I could've impacted her face! Nah..." He drifted off to sleep as Rarity peered in.

"Goodnight Tamama..."

The Slumber Party

"Applebloom!" A southern accent pierced the brisk air. "Twilight's having a Hearth's Warming slumber party!" The yellow filly nodded. "Alright sis, give me a second!" A gray filly and a pink one went against Sweetie Belle!

"Hey Blanky Belle! You got your curie mark!" The white filly spun astound excitedly. "WHERE WHERE?! " The bulllies fell in a fit of giggles.

"PHSYCH!" Applebloom held a venomous gaze in her eyes!

"Oh yeah?! What's YOUR talent?! Wearing a tiara?! Stupid!"

"Uh..."

"And you! What's YOURS?! WAIT, LET ME GUESS...AH! SPOONING!"

"OH NO SHE D'I'DNT! SOMEBODY APPLY ICE TO THAT BURN!" Everypony stared at Kulilu.

"What?"

"..."

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! AHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!! THAT WAS GOLD!"

"...akward...let's just go to your house..."

"First item on our list is...makeovers!" All the boys groaned.

"That's dumb!" Applejack winked.

"I feel your pain." Twilight had a sly grin.

"Well, we could make it akward by changing it from makeovers to makeouts..." Giroro jumped up quick.

"I go first!"

"Nevermind, let's skip to ghost stories." Rainbow Dash hoof pumped.

"Alright!" Fluttershy's eyes widened.

I got one! There was a beautiful bridge next to a mill...

"And she now rests in peace." Fluttershy crawled out of the sleeping bag.

"That...wasn't that bad...actually...." Rainbow rolled her eyes.

"I got a scarier one! There was a pony with no rear legs...

"...and it said, "Mom, why didn't you open the door?" Rarity shivered.

"Eeew! Disgusting!" Twilight looked worriedly at the lump that was Fluttershy. Pinkie Pie started her story.

"And they all lived happily ever after!" Rainbow facehoofed. "That's not scary"

"I have one..." someone spoke up. Everyone turned to the source.

It was Fluttershy.