[Fore note: Absolutely NO knowledge of FTL is required to enjoy this. All that will get you is an occasional, "did he just make THAT into a pony pun?"]

Captain Ditzella "Derpy" Doo of the HMS Lunar Wrath has "acquired" information of vital importance in relation to the Rebel fleet's weakness, and the Rebels will stop at nothing to prevent it from spreading.

Derpy, along with her friend Engineer First Class Carrot Top and daughter Weapons Officer Dinky Doo, have made it their mission to deliver this information to the leaders of the Skylar Federation. The Skylar Federation, a collation of the Society of the Silver Moon, the Shining Liberators of the Sun, and several other different galactic governmental forces, is fighting a losing battle against the Rebellion. The information Derpy and her crew have, unbeknownst to the Federation, could turn the tides of the war in their favor. Now if only they could deliver it without needing to go through a hostile and unforgiving galaxy, while a fleet of angry Rebels is tailing their every move.

They're going to need all the help they can get.

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Rating changed to Teen due to somewhat graphic content and minor swearing.

My undying gratitude goes out to TimeBaby and Grif for prereading and editing my mess, and helping make it more bearable. Thank you!

And thank you to my friend Coco, from whom I commissioned the new cover!

And many thanks to my friend Naxts, who created the new names for the NLR and SE. I changed them for a slightly more original approach to the story.