Two Awesome Friends Chapters 1-2

by TubularaJayRadicus

Rating: teen
Tags: Slice of Life, Dark, Sad, Romance, Tragedy, Adventure
Length: 1023

My stry is abot an awsum pony called Tubulara who is tryin to find true luv an wuz with her frends

My stry is abot an awsum pony called Tubulara who is tryin to find true luv an wuz with her frends. Tibulara wuz like any awesum pony, she wuz n a bunch of gangs and stuff bcuz she wuz razed oon the streets and stuff.
My frend Silva sed that this stry has too git excepted b4 it can come on heer. It took me like a gaziliun ours to rite this story so i hope it git excepted. U dunt no how stressfull it is to do all that. Also i hav to deel with dooshes on the internets sayin my story is bad an stuff!! All i hav to say is IF MY FIC ISNT EXSEPTID IM GUNNA FIND OUT WERE U LIV AN STAB U ALL!!!!!!!!!!! I LIVE ON THE STREETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am Vinyl LaWafer Scratch, remember dat! Evryone is afrade of me an i think a lot of ppl know that alrdy.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-12-02 04:05:33 UTC

Chapter 1

Two AWSOME Frends

      By Vinyl LaWafer Scratch

AN: Hi, im Vinyl LaWafer Scratch the writer of this stry also wif my bestie Lyra Heartstrings! I wuz been grounded by my parents (dont even get me startwd un how unfare they r!) recently and so im writing a story cuz im bored. N e way im 14 yrs old and im a punk! And I have a bf who I luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv his name is Stark and we r the perfict match. O ye and I also luv the Colts on Fire band (Burnie is so smexy)! N e way im sure youv herd enough of my lief so im gonna start the story now and I hope u guys like it! ^.^

Chapter 1: To Kool 4 Skool

There was ones a filly named  Tubulara Jay Radicus (Dis is me c:) who wuz the most edgey and all the ponies who knew her were wannabes. She is 16 yrds old and went to a skool that only tot ponies how to b kool and stuff. Of coarse Tublulara was the top of her class and she is for like 4 yrs cause that’s how long high skool is. Oh yeah and she also had this rly awesome frend named Human Greenlight (Dis is my bestie Lyra :D). They were way past kool and they were both on tup of there classes. Everypony wuz jellos of them for it.

Tubulara walked into the classroom of her 1st period class. Evrypony was looking at her jellosly as usuil as she went to the only farthest seet n the classrum. She set n it and started doing her mane. It was black with a red streaks n it and it was all spikey and stuff. She wore some spikey rist bands and had a lether jaket on and it was black.

Then Human walked n 2 the classroom and some ponies staired at her all all mad because they culdnt be ever as  awesome as she is. Human set by Tibulara becuz the farthest seet is the koolest seat.(BTW I know kool isn’t spilt with a ‘k’ but its kooler that way ;D)

“So how was the CoF consert last nite?” axked Human. “O it was the BEST as usuil!” rippled Tubulara “Y didn’t u go” she then asked. “Well, it was my parents, I went to a party the last night and I snuk out too and so they grounded me for it :c” Human said sadly. Human pulled out sum mint stuff and spray it all over her mouth.  “Well that sucks, my parents would probly do the same!” Tubulara  commited.  Human and Tubulara set there and talked about bands and stuff the hole class cuz they didnt have to do no work cuz they were too cool for skool (Haha, cleaver rite? :D).  That class wuz over so then they left togter  to go to lunch clss. That was win……………………………………………………somepony came!

Tobe continued!

Chapter 2: The Luve That’s True

AN: Thx for those who faved my stry u rok! N e ways I red sum comments and I got some sayin that its unreedabowl. All I haf to say is that it isnt that hard your probly forin or something (Im not bein rasist). Silva, STFU I DON’T NEED IMPROOVEMINT U DOOSH!!!!!!!!1! Also to that one perv who was makin fun of my stry, THAT’S NOT WAT I MINT TO PUT! The pony was going into the classroom, NOT what u think it sed, tard…

Tubulaera ran into a pony. “Wtf, im walkin here!” she yelled. And then she sene that it  was acshally a rilly hawt (I no that’s not spelld rite) stallon named Awsome Koolness (This is u Strk, my sweety :D). Tubulara turned all hot and stuff and she even started sweting even. She sweted so much that she was getting wet from it. Awesome loked into her eyes and time frozz. “Hi” sed Awesome as he friped his long blak n red hare. His hare wz blak and red just like hers! Tubulara just wlked past him becuz she wuz sooooooo nervous and shy (how cute right? :3). Human went with her (Lets see u make a perv comment now! >:J)

Human started spakeing  to her “That’s the new stoodrent do u think he is hawt?” she axed. “A littil bit” she said, but she actually duz like him a lot and they will b togeger cuz there are true luv. “Ye I herd that he is like the koolest guy around and hill probly b koller than u Tublaria” Human sed all smugly. “No he wilnt D:” replied Tubulara.

They went too the launch room. Human brung a lunch so that made her not as kool as Tubulera who aftually bys the lunch frum skool. BunBun came too (couldn’t come up wif a kool name for u cuz ur a nred! Lol). BonBon was not as kool as Humen or Tubulara and she wuz like not that kool at all anyways. She wuz very nice to Human but didn’t lik Tubylar cuz she would all ways making fun of her cuz shes a nerd and Tubulara is a populur filly. Tubulara came out of the lunch line and shat by her frends. BpnBon was tallin about some math and siense and nerd stuff, Tubulera yond. Tubulara dint like the food she wuz given so she threw the crap at BonBon, everypony laffed! Then it started a food fight. Tublara wuz a good food fiteist she could hit about 10 ponys in 5 secunds and wood never get hit ones! Then all the lame teechers at the skool came and told us to stop and cent Tubularia to detonation.

When she wuz there she saw the hawt pony there. “I herd about the food fight n da launch room and it was started by you.” He asked. “Oh ye” Tubulara said hesitated. “I think that’s so kool, would u like to go out wif me?” He repelled. Tubluara turned on fire, but not really, she was just rilly rilly hot. It felt like her hart wwas about to assplode. Then Tubularia finilly sed…………………………………………………………………………………………………..yeS!

Tobe Continued <3