Soggy Waffle

by thevoice

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Romance, Spike, Big Macintosh, Shining Armor, Mr. Cake, Sex
Length: 1746

Big Mac, Spike, Mr. Cake, and Shining Armor have a little "get together"

Big Mac decides to have a little "Get together" with all his friends. A rather special "get together.

WARNING: HIGHLY NAUSEATING CONTAINS SCAT, URINE, VOMIT, AND INTENSE HOMOSEXUAL SEX.

Note: This fic is intended as a shock fic, if you find any of the images depicted in this erotic or arousing please get your sick - ass off the computer and seek help.

Published 2012-12-03 04:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-12-03 04:40:01 UTC

The buggering

"Glad you could make it!" Big Mac said as his guests walked in the barn. The Apple-Clan was off doing red-neck stuff and Big Mac was home watching over the farm to make sure the rowdy Zebra neighbors didn't steal anything. One by one his guest walked in Spike, Mr.Cake, and Shining Armor. Each saying hello as they walked in and sat down around a waffle that was on a plate on the barn ground.

IN the barn there was a table that had a white table cloth and a simple spread upon it. A punch bowl filled with a purple drink, a plate of muffins, a plate of vegetables, a plate of cheeses, and a stack of plates and cups.

After all of his friends were seated around the waffle Big Mac walked over behind them and said

"Now, If everyone would just drink a glass of this juice we can begin. The juice has a certain 'kick' that will help us get started even faster."

Wanting to get the show on the road everyone quickly got a glass of the drink and gulped it down quickly.

The drink had a taste that tasted like grape and cherry juice mixed, with a hint of apple cider mixed in. The drink felt warm going down and the sensation of it moving down into their bodies kept on going even past their stomachs and into their groins.

A collective "Ahhh!" could be heard as a state of calmness came over them, and with this calmness, came a very hard erection. All four of the boys could feel their dicks get so hard it hurt, but was enjoyable at the same time, and that was when the lust set in.

One by one they took places around the waffle and began to slowly clop themselves, their bodies begging for the sweet release of orgasm.

As they lost themselves in the blissful pleasure they began to want more than just masturbation, so they began to suck each other off.

Big Mac walked over to Shining Armor (The whole 2 feet felt like agony because his hoof was off of his dick) and without a word leaned down and took Shining's whole dick into his mouth.

Shining's dick tasted of sweat, felt rough and course, was at least 8 inches long, had an almost perfect shaped rounded head and his balls, dick, and surrounding area smelled of a perfect balance of sweat and body wash. Shining was in pure bliss, oral was his favorite style of sex and receiving it from a big, burly, sweaty farm-boy like Big Mac was one of his dirtiest little fantasies.

Spike, wanting to get in on the action, walked over to Big Mac (Who had his face buried in Shining's crotch and his rump thrust into the air) and was just small enough to be able to crouch perfectly under Big Mac's nethers and engulf them in his mouth (He set criss-cross so he could pleasure himself as he serviced Big Mac)

Big Mac was one of the most well endowed stallions Spike had ever seen. at least 12 inches long with a head shaped like a bell. He was so big, in fact, that Spike could only fit about one third of the meaty member into his mouth at once, and even then his dragon teeth would dig into it so he opted to suckle on Big Mac's perfect bulging head instead.

Big Mac's dick tasted of sweat and smelt of a delectable mixture of musk and sweat. This was due to how Big Mac had to do all the chores around the farm and didn't get a chance to bath, but Spike didn't mind. Oh the opposite, Spike greatly enjoyed the taste of Big Mac's dick sweat, to the point he was deliberately trying to get all of it with his tongue, the musk only made him more aroused.

Meanwhile Mr. Cake was feeling all alone so he thought he would bring another delightful game to the table.

"Anyone want some chocolate?" Mr.Cake said, his nine inch erect member dangling between his legs.

"I wouldn't mind some big boy!" Shining Armor said seductively as he laid back, closed his eyes, and opened wide (all the while Big Mac was servicing him and being serviced by Spike)

Mr. Cake walked over to Shining's face and positioned his perfect ass over Shining's mouth and said "Open wide Shiny!" and let a very long, wet piece of excrement release from his bum hole, getting to Shining's mouth and smearing his face.

"Mmmmmm!" Shining moan as he began to nom the rank shit. Saddened that some missed his mouth he used his hoovsies to scoop what was left up and smear all over his firm, tone, muscular, chest.

After Mr. Cake was done shitting Shining grabbed his waist and said "Let me repay you." and then began to fellate Mr. Cakes throbbing member.

Mr. Cakes dick was rather smooth, and had a more pointed head . It tasted fresh and smelled of soap (Mainly because of the great deal Mr. Cake placed on personal hygiene)

Shining collected his saliva and what chunks of shit were left an swished them around and against Mr. Cakes Carrot. When it was mixed into a brownish spit-shit sludge Shining spit it all over Cake's dick and began to suck him off, the shit- spit lube adding to the pleasure.

As the men laid in the lustful pile they all four found themselves on the glorious verge of orgasm so they did what they had done so many times in the past. As if on Que they all dismounted and made a circle around the waffle and took turns blowing their thick, viscous, loads onto the waffle as If it were a grand sexual ballet.

The Aphrodisiac hadn't yet wore off and the four were still incredibly aroused. They all wanted something a little more "wild" than your slandered buggering so they all lined up and began to shit onto the floor.

Shining had to hold his refuse in all day for he got no breaks while on patrol so his fecal waste escaped his anus with a series of loud, rank farts. (The smell aroused the four even more) The turds themselves were very soft and one or two separated into halves on the way down and whence they hit the floor the splattered, covering at least two and a half feet with his almost perfect specimen of feces. He took a wif and felt a surge of pleasure shock his member as he let a torrent of urine out of his cock onto the pile of excrement.

Big Mac was next. Being the solid built farm boy he was it was no surprise when he shit out three perfect solid, firm turds. They were slick and shiny, ending in perfect tips and when they hit the ground they didn't splat, much rather mushed a tad. Big Mac had to urinate as well so he let a hearty stream of piss go from his perfect country cock. The stream had enough force to easily cut the three turds in half and after he was done, he used his hoof to smash the turds fully, and mix them with Shining's. As he stepped aside he licked the refuse from his hoof as if he was a starving zebra in Zeborica.

Next up was Spike. Spike squatted down and let a slow, steady stream of runny diarrhea shit onto the pile. Spike also urinated at the same time as he was shitting. His urine and shit mixed together on the way down, adding a runny, slosh to the pile.

Finally, Carrot Cake was next, having already shit he just leaned over and let a runny stream of urine flow freely from his pecker. Afterwards, feeling as though he was left out, he used his tongue to poke his uvula and he sent a barrage of vomit into the pile.

The vomit was a dark orange-yellow color and had bits and chucks of food from Mr. Cakes breakfast.

Seeing that all was ready Shining Armor laid down in the shit-piss-vomit pile on his back and spread his legs wide, ready for penetration. Big Mac Walked over and dipped his prick into the mixture and smeared it all around for use as lubricants and for extra caution put some on Shining's bum, causing Shining to shudder with pleasure.

As soon as Shining's ass was lubed up Big Mac penetrated him with his throbbing penis and slowly eased his way inside, giving immense pleasure to them both.

As Big Mac buggered Shining The other two became more aroused until they just couldn't take it. Mr. Cake mounted Big Mac as stated to bugger him and spike climbed onto Big Mac's back so Mr. Cake could suck his scaly dragon dick.

Spike's dick although small, was extremely hard and smooth (Like a piece of copper) because of the scales. The scales tasted of sweat with an added metallic flavor. Spike grabbed onto Mr. Cakes mane in order to steady himself while on Big Mac's rocketing back.

To further increase the eroticnes of the scene Mr. Cake began to use his hind legs to kick up splatters of shit onto the group as the buggered each other, the shit egging them on even further.

Big Mac was buggering away at Shining Armor while kissing him passionately. their tongues wrestled as Big Mac was nearing release and wanting to stick to the plan he attempted to pull out but accidentally sent the other stallions tumbling into the shit-piss-vomit pool.

All four of hadn't yet cum, but being covered in shit jumped them to the edge, they all got up and walked over to the waffle and as before, lined up and took turns ejaculating onto it.

Whilst basking in the afterglow of their erections Shining Armor levitated the pancake over and dipped it into the pile and used his magic to section it into four equal pieces that each stallion happily took without even the slightest revulsion whatsoever.

As soon as their erection seceded they all began happily eating their portion of the cum-shit-piss-vomit covered waffle.

"well, that was a good one!" Spike exclaimed. All the others simply nodded in agreement as they finished their waffles.

"So, same time next week?" Mr. Cake asked cheerfully. All the others just nodded and said Mm Hm!

FIN.