Big Mac Sodomizes...

by deathtap

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 1752

Big Mac is horny. The universe better prepare its anus...

Big Mac has butt sex with everyone. Literally.

Why?

Because he can… and he kinda has to as well.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-01-15 21:05:53 UTC

Fluttershy

Big Mac eyed the butter colored mare trying to disguise his lust. Fluttershy was looking at him with her big, bright, blue eyes, which seemed to be staring deep into his soul. Whatever it was that he was feeling felt highly erotic. Those huge eyelashes that bordered those wonderful bright eyes, that wonderfully smooth coat that glistened in the low light, the way her mane draped over her face slightly concealing her eye gave off an aura of mystery, and those luscious lips that formed a slight smile on the corner of her mouth... there was no stallion alive that wouldn't find everything about Fluttershy simply cute and sexy.

She was the very definition of fuckable.

"B-Big Mac?" she whispered gazing into the stallion's own eyes.

"Eeyup?" the stallion replied, feeling a little breathless.

"We've been dating for a while now, right?" She lowered her gaze from him shyly, blushing a little.

"Eeyup."

"You do know that I really do appreciate you for everything you do, right? From fixing my broken fences, repairing things around and in my house, and especially after helping me fix the chicken coop... even watching my animals while I am away. Everything, right?"

"Eeyup."

"So, I w-want to show you just how much I appreciate you and your time."

Fluttershy stood up and walked five paces away from the red stallion and lowered her head to the ground. She raised her rump into the air and gently shook it from left to right before shifting her tail to one side revealing her sex beneath it. She revealed her juices dampening her vagina, but it was her tiny butthole that drew in his attention. It was screaming for him to penetrate it. To spread it open. Something about it just begged to be pulled apart, begged for something to be shoved deep into it.

"I want you to stick your red hot pony penis deep into my anus, you well hung mega-sized cocked stallion, you! Do it now! Fuck me! Fuck me, Big Mac! Fuck me like the slutty bitch I am! I-I mean i-if you don't mind..."

Big Mac's eyes widened to the size of saucer plates as Fluttershy continued to wiggle her delectable rear in his general direction. Despite his self control he could not stop his penis from being engorged with blood as the shy mare had morphed into the sexiest little slut in Ponyville. So massive was his erection that it knocked over the table in front of him as it pulsed with the beat of his heart, each time inflating the huge organ bigger and bigger.

"Oh... my..." Fluttershy whispered, drool dripping from the corner of her mouth. She swished her tail one more time and that was the final straw.

Big Mac lost all sense and sensibility and stood up from his seat. He snorted, steam flushing out his nostrils. He dug at the floor and, not wanting to waste this opportunity, sprinted with his dick leading the way towards his intended target.

Fluttershy squealed with joy as she felt the tip of his member hit her puckered hole, but try as he might, he could not shove it into the mare. Not wanting to miss out on what could potentially be the greatest fuck in her life, Fluttershy pushed back with all her might in an attempt to get his log into her, but to no avail. Her anus was just too dry and his cock was way too big.

Still, they would not be denied. Both of them had been waiting for so too long for this moment and no matter what, Big Mac was going to fuck the shit out of Fluttershy, and she was going to get fucked by Big Mac, even if was the last thing either of them would ever do.

Grabbing a stick of butter from off the nearest table, he greased up his puckered target and shoved half of it inside. Fluttershy moaned as she felt a sudden chill it slip into her ass and and she wiggled her rump around a little more trying to make the butter melt faster and grease up her expecting poop-chute. Then, rubbing the tip of his massive stallionhood, he slowly slipped his full length into her savoring each inch with lustalicious delight. It was a tight fit and the stallion sucked in a deep breath as the feeling of the mare's warmth suddenly surrounded him.

Fluttershy leaned her head back and moaned as the stallion pushed himself all the way in, right up to his balls and stayed there for a moment relishing the sensation. For a long moment, it seemed that time stood still.

"Fuck me now! Please! Treat me like the bad pegasus fuck-toy that I am! Fuck me hard! Please! Please, please, please!" Fluttershy pleaded her face the same color as her mane, "I-I mean, i-i-if you d-don't mind- oh, fuck that. Just fuck me!"

Raising an eyebrow, Big Mac smirked. "Eeyup."

He then rutted the horny bitch with all his might. He rutted her good. Real good.

She screamed higher and higher as her body started to reach its climax. Then her vagina exploded with juices, showering the carpet under them with her biological fluids, their legs and hooves soaked with her cum. She squeezed his penis with her ass as tight as she could and felt his semen fire into her abdomen with the pressure of a fire hose. She loved the feeling of his balls emptying themselves deep inside her body. She milked his cock for every last drop.

The two of them remained where they were for a few minutes before Big Mac slipped his gigantic fuck-stick out of the mare and wiped the sweat from his brow.

"D... did you like it?" Fluttershy asked shyly, her face pink.

"Eeyup."

"Oh, I'm so glad," she panted, and kissed the red stallion on the cheek.

"Um... e-excuse me, sir, ma'am?" a timid voice asked.

Big Mac turned to the newcomer's voice and eyed him with a dazed expression.

"Please don't come to this restaurant ever again." He hoofed Big Mac the bill.

Big Mac left a big tip.

Pinkie Pie

Big Mac was pulling his plow across the field. He was working up a real sweat because it was a hot sunny day with a lot of birds singing in the trees, and the sounds of crickets in the tall grassy areas that surrounded where he was. He stopped for a moment and took his collar off after removing the harness that connected him with the plow and wiped the sweat from his brow. Something about working the land and reaping the benefits of nature made him feel content and happy. Perhaps it was his earth pony nature, but whatever the case he always felt at peace when he was out in the field. He almost wished that he didn't need to stop working, but then again there were other things that he needed to do.

"Hiya, Maccy!" a voice shouted.

Not expecting the sudden outburst, Big Mac stumbled backwards and fell upon his rear. He sighed in relief when he noticed the pink bubble of excitability and stood up dusting himself off. It was none other than the hyperactive mare, Pinkie Pie.

"Workin' hard?" she asked.

"Eeyup."

"You like working hard?"

"Eeyup."

Pinkie folded her forehooves over her chest and stroked her chin as if coming to a conclusion of some kind. "I see. How come?"

Big Mac shrugged. He really couldn't put it into words.

"You know, I like working hard too! But I make parties, so my working hard is when I party hard," Pinkie smiled. "Do you like parties too?"

"Eeyup."

"Do you like rutting?"

Big Mac paused. Perhaps he hadn't heard that question right. He turned to the pink mare who was looking at him expectantly, but he couldn't process what he had just heard. He was about to ask her to repeat herself when she can him off.

"So, do ya?"

Guess she did ask what he thought she asked.

"Eeyup."

"Great! Well, I was wondering if you could do be a huge, big favor."

"Eeyup."

"That would be really be helpful for me! Thanks Macky." Pinkie grinned and turned around and swung her tail to the side. "I need you to plunge your steaming hot cock deep into my body."

Big Mac blinked. He then blinked again. Then a third time. He saw Pinkie's balloon knot and felt something stir under him.

"You don't want to?" Pinkie asked, tears forming in her eyes.

The red stallion leaned back and showed his huge erection to Pinkie, signifying very much that he wanted to plunge his penis into her body. The mare's eyes widened as she stared at the magnificent staff from tip to balls. Despite seeing many a penis in her time, there was something simply majestic about the incredible girth and majesty of the phallus in front of her.

Pinkie squealed in joy and then wiped the drool from the corner of her mouth. "I want it up my plot! Do you want to put it there?"

"Eeyup."

"Great! I have lube!" Pinkie said, reaching into her hair and pulling it out. "Apply liberally and go at it. Rut me like you've never rutted any pony before!"

"Eeyup."

Big Mac aimed his penis and drove it home. Pinkie pushed back on that cock trying to fit his entire length in, but found that she couldn't. Did that stop her? No. She pushed harder and harder, Big Mac allowing her to attempt the impossible. But as she pushed deeper, the muscles within and throughout her body massaged his throbbing member and he found himself being pushed to the brink. Then, suddenly, Pinkie let out a gasp as she felt herself being inflated by the massive amounts of seamen spurting deep into her abdomen.

"Ooh. Fill me up like jelly doughnut!" Pinkie cooed.

"Eeyup," Big Mac gasped as he pushed the last few squirts into the pink mare.

Pinkie waited for a bit until the cock shrunk down falling out of her ass with a 'pop'. She smiled and kissed Big Mac on the cheek. "Thanks, Macky. Let's do this again soon!"

"Eeyup," sighed contentedly as he sagged down near his plow.

With that, Pinkie left a very happy, very plump, mare. Mac saw his semen drip from the cut little plothole, squirting out a tiny bit each time the mare bounced away.