Pinkie's Party Palooza

by Shadowbane

Rating: mature
Tags: Pinkie Pie, Sex, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Other
Length: 2389

Pinkie Pie tries to host the best party in Equestria. Has she gotten more than she bargained for?

[Oneshot Limited Third-Person]

Kinda dark I guess, since the pones break her mind somewhat. She'll be okay, though!

This is my first attempt at oneshots.
I've never done a story with just one chapter before, so pardon me if you dislike it.
Regular horny Pinkie + Swarm of horny ponies = ???

Pinkie Pie attempts to make her greatest wish of hosting the greatest party in all of Equestria come true. Is this wish a little bit more than she can handle when someone throws in a special little drug into her punch?
Note that she allows it to happen not because she's a slut but because her life is the party. I don't like conveying the notion that Pinkie is, as a whole, a slutty character.

Published 2012-12-02 19:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-12-02 19:40:01 UTC

The Party!

Pinkie Pie strolled up to the big, empty mansion that her scheduled party was supposed to be held in. At first she had thought it to be kinda spooky, but after exploring it a little bit her spirits soared. It was just big enough to contain the biggest party the world had ever seen; the entirety of Equestria! All five of her best friends were coming, and even the princesses themselves had decided to pay a visit! The DJ Vinyl Scratch would be doing a collaboration with the cellist Octavia as entertainment, and Pinkie had bought so much soda, punch, and salad material that the bit count she had to pay was pretty much everything she had. However, it would all be worth it on this night of nights. And she could definitely make more money.

Speaking of night, it was coming on fast. It was already dusk as Pinkie Pie made her way inside the mansion, where the mail-ponies had helped her deliver every single piece of needed party gear she had bought for an extra amount. An extra amount she hadn’t had, so they ended up receiving invitations to her party. Many had received invitations that way, actually, as most knew of her parties very well. Eventually she had just decided that anypony could come — and everypony did want to! So the most difficult task was finding this area, this gigantic mansion with only one huge ballroom and two small upstairs rooms - a bedroom and bathroom, apparently.

The people started to come in one by one. At first it was just foreign ponies from the other towns Pinkie Pie knew nothing about, then came the Ponyville familiars. Nobody she really knew yet, but Lyra and Derpy and such all filed in. Finally, as the room came close to absolutely bursting in the late hours of night and all of Pinkie’s greetings had grown stale and overused, Twilight came through the door.. followed by Princesses Celestia, Luna and Cadence, then Shining Armor, Rarity, Applejack, Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash. Everyone was finally there. It was a huge gathering and everyone was making so much noise that Pinkie’s own thoughts were swallowed in the din.

Oh well. She was happy they were there, but now that pretty much everypony was there she needed to give a little talk and get everyone into the party some more! Pinkie reared up and wiggled her hindquarters a bit, then jumped onto the nearest table. It caused quite a racket, but many were undeterred. She yelled unsuccessfully to try to get their attention, but in the end she had to give a signal to Twilight. Twi winked and smiled back at Pinkie, firing off two purple beams of magic that struck the pink party pony, who suddenly felt tingly.

The mare’s stomach growled and her throat grumbled. It felt as if she could roar louder than a lion. And so she did, gulping some air in her mouth and then suddenly shouting so loud that various windows in the mansion vibrated close to their breaking point, “BE QUIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!”

Everyone in the room stopped speaking immediately as Pinkie Pie delved into a bit of an autobiography and told them of how much fun they were most definitely going to have for being the coolest, most awesomest special ponies in the whole wide world and.. well, you get the point. Pinkie rambles like that occasionally. When all was said and done, the loud conversation began anew, but of course this was to be expected. Octavia and Vinyl played from a far corner of the room, where a little bit of a gap was to allow the musicians to do their work in peace. The new classical-dubstep subgenre was an instant hit with the audience, who danced like mad. Very few seemed disappointed with the music, and the few that were merely shrugged it off as background noise.

A few hours later, it was midnight. Everyone was relaxing up, even as the incredibly energetic music continued. The punch had been completely swallowed up by the crowd of ponies, who had begun to feel its effects. There were two things that had been laced into it, and only one was from Pinkie. One thing was the light dose of sleeping pill medication she had placed into the punch, enough to make anypony who drank it get slightly more tired with each cup. As everyone drank copious amounts, things were starting to die down. But unbeknownst to the pink mare, a large amount of the pony equivalent to Viagra had also been added mid-party. In one sense of the phrase, things were starting to heat up even as they cooled down. Even she had had quite a lot to drink.

As minds grew weak and thighs grew warm, thoughts turned to only one thing. Sex, and a ton of it! The males grew and the females glistened, all becoming rather embarrassed in turn. Even those with wives or husbands paid close attention to others around them, coming very close to not even caring who gave them what they wanted. That’s when the very visible Pinkie Pie would canter through them, and each in turn would stare fervently at the big bubble butt that belonged to the pink pony, and the space underneath. Soon, everyone was throwing longing glances towards her, wherever she was in the room.

Twilight and friends were having the hardest time of it, blushing fiercely and attempting to not do anything they might regret, but even Princess Celestia and Princess Luna were making very sexual gestures towards them, Cadance and Shine having already left for the upstairs bedroom. The music had become slower and slower, as during the breaks even the musicians had taken some glasses to drink. They were becoming so uncomfortable with their urges that it was clear everyone in the room was gazing towards one pony: Pinkie Pie.

It was only when she turned around from looking through a window that she noticed the entire array of pony races and genders all setting their sights on her. ”Uhm.. hi there!” Pinkie said, weakly blushing and cowering a little. Pinkie might not have had stage fright, but this kind of attention was a little much. After a few seconds, Pinkie Pie decided to ignore them. She made her way through the crowd, lowering her tail so nobody could get any ideas. But still, a hoof smacked her right on the rump so hard that she winced. Pinkie glared around, but anyone could’ve been the culprit. They all looked so hungry for her. Even the mares.

Pinkie Pie gulped, suddenly feeling a twist inside of her. She was flared up and she knew it, hardly able to contain herself even as the other ponies slowly proceeded nearer to her. Pinkie almost fled, but her own mixed feelings were too great, rooting her to the spot. In one area of her mind, she was afraid. Afraid of what they might do to her. But in another, she was excited and happier than ever. After all, Pinkie’s friends and the Princesses were right there. They wouldn’t harm her if those ponies were nearby, right? It was only natural, even at this moment, to be wary of a ruler figure or anybody powerful enough to stop you.

Pinkie Pie’s tail lifted almost without her consent, but she had done it herself - not another pony. It welcomed whatever would come, in both senses of the word. She closed her eyes, bent her knees and cast her face towards the ground, both embarrassed beyond speech and ready. It didn’t take long, as out of nowhere an erect penis slammed inside of her plump ass before she even realized it was there. As Pinkie cried out another stallion’s cock was forced into her mouth, a salty taste violating her taste buds. Even as the initial tears slid down her face, another pony had made his way under her, pounding inside her marehood without any preparation. All of them were thrusting into her so fast that she was having a hard time breathing in-between cries and moans.

Yet even through the immense pain (especially when Pinkie Pie was a virgin in all three holes), there was so much pleasure to make up for it. Wave after wave smashed into her, rendering the pink mare unable to do anything against their relentless control over her. They began to get even faster, and faster, and even faster, until..

“Mphhmm!!” Pinkie Pie shrieked, even with a mouthful of meat. Three streams of cum shot deep into each and every orifice, splashing out and soaking her hindlegs and face with a transparent and slightly white coloring. Her eyes crossed and her whole body twitched as she sobbed violently, though the tears came purely at reflex as she had just choked on a rather large stream of semen. The stallions groaned in pure ecstasy, then simultaneously pulled their members out of her, strings of jizz coming off with them and dripping to the floor in little puddles.

But it wasn’t over yet. Pinkie’s ears lowered to her head as four more stallions got into position. But of course, four wasn’t a good number when there were only three holes. The stallions fought and roughly inserted a number of times (causing Pinkie to cry out), only to have the other remove them and do the same thing. It took a few tries for them both to come to a compromise. As Pinkie Pie was pierced in the pussy and given another dick to suck, two large pony cocks used their edges to inch open her anus large enough for double insertion. One slid in, then the other slowly went in with it. Pinkie’s eyes widened, and she could feel a bit of a tear as two penises pulled her open and forced themselves as far as they could go. One pushed in and one pulled out, both at the same time.

A trickle of blood ran down Pinkie Pie’s leg, but was washed away by the extreme stimulation of her marehood. The drug combined with her own horniness and this situation was overwhelming her, threatening to send her into an unconscious state. She felt now that those entering her were not the only ones. There were numerous dirty groins being rubbed all over her fur, mane, and legs, and not all of them were male. Pinkie could also feel the tongues of more adventurous ponies tracing lines close to her skin everywhere she could feel, and the feeling was beyond anything she could have ever imagined.

The party pony was pleased now, because the crowd she had brought to entertain was indefinitely entertained. Twilight was publically having intercourse with Celestia as well, Luna having disappeared somewhere with the other five. The rest of the guests seemed to be foaling around with Pinkie Pie or screwing one of the ponies that weren’t completely plugged up. Pinkie’s sense of feeling started disappearing once another male got underneath her and started sharing the other hole as well. She even opened her mouth wider when she was instructed, taking two big hunks of manhood down her throat without complaint. Cum shot inside of her once again, but she didn’t feel a thing. Pinkie merely spasmed for a few moments, her eyes going off-center.

Even when another pony had finished inside of her, another took his place, and there was always the licking ponies as well. They would be fucked occasionally, then they would wait their turn while attempting the best foreplay they could manage with such addled minds. Pinkie Pie was pumped beyond how far her reason could even stretch, and soon she felt nothing at all. She was almost happy to be their sex slave for the night, if it meant the ultimate party. At some point even a few mares had equipped a double-headed dildo and pleasured themselves with her body, but Pinkie didn’t mind.

She came. She came again and again and again, without thought or feeling or even sight. Her mind was broken for now, and it was likely that even if someone stuck a penis in her ear she wouldn’t have noticed. In fact, there might’ve been someone that used her ears to masturbate onto her. But the crowd was slowly dimming away as the others passed out, unable to continue after such a massive orgasm. How Pinkie Pie was still standing was impossible to guess, as she had been through so much more than they had that night. No-one was even mounting her right now, but still she came. Maybe by now it was purely instinct, forged into her mind to keep tightening and squishing and splashing all over.

Her tongue hung limp, her eyes closed, body slack but strong enough to stay in the standing position.

Twilight Sparkle wobbled almost drunkenly over to her from where she was at Princess Celestia’s side. The purple mare tapped the white-covered fur of her best friend, a hazy worry surrounding her now-diminished sexual urges. Pinkie didn’t respond at all except to fall onto her opposite side, apparently unconscious the moment she hit the floor. She snored very loudly, and Twilight felt like she was having a hangover migraine, so she covered her ears with her hooves and stormed off to Celestia again, laying down and cuddling with her mate.

Later, Pinkie Pie would awaken to a completely deserted mansion and stains of white and red that were all over the tile flooring. Not remembering the night prior’s events past the drugging, she went back to Ponyville. Many ponies made fun of her lighter fur color, though some mothers strangely shielded their children. Pinkie wondered at that for a moment, but then decided that she must really need a bath. So she went home and took one, of course! That’s Pinkie Pie for ya.

No-one else who had been at the party seemed to know what had happened either, and claimed it to be undoubtedly the best Pinkie party yet. There was only one mare who knew EXACTLY what had happened, and that was the very same pony who planted the sexual drug in the juice. Princess Celestia had quite a lot of pictures of her and Twilight Sparkle now.