Breach and Clear

Shane loved being loved and loved loving. You could say he was a mix between Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash AND Shinning Armor. Fluttershy's kindness, Rainbow Dash's extremeness and Shinning Armor's military knowledge and skill.

He woke up and slowly opened his eyes. He picked up his arm with all his morning strength from behind his pillow. Just turned 1:03 PM. He felt different in placement. He looked at his other arm. It held Celestia in a protective arm cover. She snuggled in further to Shane.

Shane couldn't help but smile."Hey." he whispered into her ear. No response."Hey" He repeated."Celestia wake up." He whispered again.

"Yes, lover?" She finally responded.

"Wait, what?"

"Oh, uh sorry, I had a dream here I married this guy and..."

"It was me, wasn't it."

"Yes. Please don't be mad."

"Why would I be mad?"

"It is just that, never mind."

"What happened since I was out?"Shane rubbed his eyes.

"The ponies stuck in the tower were freed."

"Chuck is out now?"

"Mmm hmm."

"Is he with the others?"

"Yeah."

"Good. I'm going out to see my crew."

"Wait, can you stay for just one more moment?"

"Sure, I still need to be dressed anyway."

"Why do you wear the same thing all the time?"

"Humans don't have the...privacy you ponies have."

"Huh?"

"Human male genitals hang around."

Celestia could only giggle. "Are you jealous?"

"Not really, armor is fun to wear in my opinion."

Shane slowly climbed from his side of the bed. His hairs glistened from the morning light. Celestia wanted to squeal but she kept calm.and continued to watch. She watched him slide on his shirt, then his vest. His boots and his rifle.

"I'll see you later." He leaned in and kissed her cheek and then left the room after sliding his knife into a pouch on his vest.

'OH MY GOSH HE KISSED ME!' Celestia shouted in her head.

The ground was red and gray brick. The roads were flooded with ponies. Ponies going in and out of restaurants, homes, and other shops.

"Hey guys!" Shane cheered after seeing his friends at a cafe not too far from the inn. He took a seat in a chair at the same table. The building was small, white and purple color scheme, and had two windows next to the doorway.

"Morning" James greeted.

"Hey." Carly chuckled.

"What's up?" Mark laughed.

"Good to see you again!" Chuck smiled.

"Hello, sir." a waiter unicorn in a tuxedo and black curly mustache greeted,"Can I take your order?"

"What do you guys want?" shane asked his group.

"We already ate." Mark answered.

"Oh, guess I'll have just some black coffee."

The waiter nodded and walked back in the building.

"When did you guys eat?"

"When we first got here, they gave us a free lunch for saving Canterlot." James replied.

"So this coffee is free?"

"Yeah."

"Good, because I don't have money." Shane laughed.

"I have on bit." Carly replied,"Found it on the ground on the way here."

"What is a bit?"

"Their currency."

"Is it those gold pieces I see everywhere?"

"Yes, sir."

Seconds later the waiter came back out with Shane's coffee.

"Thank you." Shane said as he took the coffee from the waiter's magical grasp. Shane took one sip and laid back in his wooden chair stretching, cracking his back."Ahh, yeah I needed that!"

"Guess what I found in the helicopter!" Carly grinned. Everyone stared at her bewildered."CARDS!" She cheered as a 52 card deck flew out of her pocket in her hand."Whose up for some Poker?"

"You guys can play, I'm going to see the soldier from last night."

"Aren't you supposed to meet him later today?" James asked.

"Yeah, I wanna go make sure I can get everything I can about the club first. Early bird gets the worm after all."

"Yes but the second mouse gets the cheese." Carly replied, passing out the cards.

"Wait, before you go, can you interrogate the prisoner for me?"

"He will miss you."

"Tell him I love him too." James played along.

"Will do. I'll see you guys later." Shane said, closing the conversation.

On the side of the castle is a barracks. For some reason, it reminded Shane when his son played Skyrim, it had the same design as the Whiterun barracks. Basic design at least. please don't facepalm after reading that.

Anyway, Shane entered right when a few guards exited. One guard was stationed in front of the prison with the assassin in one of the steel cages. Shane walked up,"Boy let me tell you, you have been lucky that me and my friend were in a good mood this morning."

He just looked away as a guard banged on the cage.

"Answer him you scum!"

"I hope you get sent to the moon while it crashes into the sun."

Shane only laughed,"At least I had my coffee." he said bragging to the prisoner," I'm here to interrogate you this fine evening."

He only growled.

"Aww, does someone want a hug?"

"I hope a manticore rips you apart piece by piece."

"I'm the good guy here, my friend would probably have fed you to a manticore by now."

"Hmm."

"What is your name, let's start there."

"Why should I tell you?"

"Because I didn't kill you and I volunteered to talk to you."

"Fine, my name really is Spear Head.".

"Alright, was it that bad?"

"Hmm"

"Who do you work for?"

"No one."

"I know you do work for someone, I will find out tonight."

"I hope your team dies horribly while you are forced to watch."

"Now, now, you wouldn't want me to beat the living shit out of you now do you?" Shane replied uncomfortably.

"Wait, you don't like it when I talk about your team, do you?"

Shane stood up and poured the half of the remaining scalding coffee all over the stallion who started to cry like a filly who just saw an spider.

"Wuss." Shane teased as he drank the rest of his coffee. Shane walked over to another door. He opened the wooden door and saw just the stallion he was searching for. Obvious he just woke up.

"Hey, is that coffee?"

"Yeah."

"Can I have some?"

"Sorry, the prisoner wanted some and so I gave him some." Shane joked, pointing at the still whining pony.

"Hmm, looked like he enjoyed it."

"Right, about the club."

"Oh, I was just about to go over there for some ale."

"I din't know you fuzz balls made alcohol!"

"You coming?"

"Sure!"

The prisoner flinched when Shane walked past him, purposely brushing up against the cage. They exited the prison and continued down the dirt road which turned to stone as they crossed Canterlot.

"So did you naughty fillies mate with each other?"

Shane was caught off guard by this question,"What? Who?"

"You and Celestia! It is going around the barracks that you guys had intercourse last night!"

"Who said that?"

"A guard who watched you and Celestia enter her bed chamber."

"That fucker!" Shane remembered the guard he passed on his way to Celestia's bed room,"How much longer until we get there?"

"Actually, were here." The two were in front of the cafe Shane was at with his team who were still playing Poker and were deeply in the zone. Other guards added to the pot and watched. They entered the building. The typical snobs sat at the fancy table and drank their hot tea while reading the newspaper. The snobs saw Shane's armor and scoffed.

"Faggots." Shane said under his breath. The guard had already started talking to the waiter from earlier who just got done taking an order from a table. He then walked over to the pony at the cash register.

"What is the password today?" He asked in a fast whisper.

"Tonight it's stars." The ponies nodded and parted ways.

"What was that?" Shane asked.

"You'll see shortly. When we get there, call me Scars OK?"

"Fine with me."

"Also, just say I hired you as a personal bodyguard."

"Easy enough, I was actually a bodyguard before I was in the armed forces."

"Hmm, let's go." The two followed an alley next to the cafe. It was filled with drunks. There was a doorway which lead into a basement of the cafe at the end of the alley. The ground was covered in rain water. Bottles littered the ground

"Ready?"

"Sure."

"Excuse me." One of the drunks asked. He had a hat on his hoof which obviously held a concealed knife.

"Yes?" Shane replied.

"I just wanted to know if you would uh... screw it, GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!"

"You just made a huge mistake, my friend."

"Shut up and give me all your bits!" This time the drunk held out his knife in threat. Shane grabbed his hoof holding the knife and slammed it against the brick wall until it dropped to the ground. A small amount of blood started to pool and Shane finished off his opponent with a roundhouse kick.

"Told you." Shane said before continuing down the stairs. Scars knocked on the metal door three times, then two, then four times.

"What's the password?"

"Stars."

"Welcome." A clanking sound of metal signaled locks being unlocked.The door opened. A night guard stood on a stool,"Wait Scars, who is this joker?"

(Shane's point of view)'What the Hell did you just say?' I wanted to punch him but it would go against my good nature.

"He is my bodyguard."

"He doesn't look that tough."

"I saved your asses from the changelings." Shane spoke up.

"Holy shit, that was you?"

"Damn right it was me!"

"Welcome in then!"

Scars and Shane walked in to a sign that read," The Shady Trough." in Equestrian. It was really just chicken scrtach to us.

"What the Hell does that say?"

"The Shady Trough" Scars translated,"Can't you read?"

"I can, but not this language."

"What ever." The Shady Trough looked a lot like (and was based off of) this picture

"Wow, this is my kind of bar." Shane laughed as he walked onto the stone floor.

"Don't stay too far!" Scars warned.

"Hey you!" A night guard called to Shane. Shane turned to him,"Wanna play some Poker to earn some bits?" The unicorn flashed a few bits into the pot."Look! I already made your bet!"

"I do need some money for a drink."

"That's mah boy!"

Shane took on the wooden chair and the game continued. He played against two other Night guard. The pot grew a until it was Shane's turn once again.

"Check." Shane muttered.

"Check." Said his new friend.

"Pussies I'm putting everything in!" one of the guards said as he slid all of his money into the pot.

"Fuck it." the other guard said doing the same.

Shane smiled,"Full house, bitches!" Shane cheered, slapping down his 3 aces and 2 fives.

"Good job rookie." Shane's friend commented, slapping down his horrible hand. Shane pulled the entire pot in to his side of the table.

"Hmm, thanks bro." Shane thanked, passing three bits to his friend and using the other seventeen bits and making his way to the bar.

"Hello sir, how can I help you?"

"Strongest shit you have!"

"Coming up." The bartender got out a small red bottle and poured into a shot glass only a few drops. Shane took the glass and went bottoms up on the glass.

"That's all? That's Sarsaparilla compared to some of the drinks I've drunken." Shane gave the bartender fifteen and grabbed the bottle from his magical grasp.

"Be careful! That stuff gets you tipsy quick!"

"Yeah yeah!" Shane said before consuming the entire drink."This is weaker than my grandmother!"

"I guess you are as tough after all." The bartender shrugged.

"I've been drinking alcohol like this since I turned twenty-one eight-teen years ago!"

"Right."

"Just get me a mug of ale, please." Shane said, passing the last two bits to him.

Shane looked over at Scars who was talking to two pegasi. He then turned back to the bartender,"You realize who I am?"

"One of the creatures that saved Canterlot?" The bartender guessed while pouring a drink for Shane.

"Yeah."

"Thanks for that."

"You're welcome!" Shane grinned as the drink came his way

"Hey!" His night guard friend called out. He was now sitting with a griffin and a white stallion who looked to be a royal guard without his armor.

"What's up?" Shane asked buzzing over.

"Meet my friends here, this is Geronimo." He said pointing at the white stallion. He nodded at Shane." This is Greaten!" Greaten looked up at him. She had a black beak and looked like a bald eagle only with black claws and black feathers on her wings and surrounding her eyes. She waved before returning to her drink."What was your name again?"

"My name is Shane, the leader of the group who saved Canterlot from the changelings."

"Wow, that was you?" Greaten asked.

" All thanks to this little toy right here!" Shane flashed his 9mm on to the table.

"What is it?" The stallion asked sipping his drink.

"This baby can kill everyone in this room." Shane teased.

Greaten picked it up from the table,"How does it work?"

"The trigger right here." Shane pointed to the trigger."Just pull it back with your finger and a small piece of awesome flies out."

Greaten pulled the trigger but nothing happened.

"I put it on safety though."

"What does that do?"

"It makes it so nothing comes out until it is switched."

"Can I try it out back?" Greaten grinned.

"Sure. Ready when you are." Shane pulled out his M-4. Just in case.

"I'll do it in a few, I need another drink first."

Shane looked at his drink. Foam from the top started to dissipate and so he took one large gulp,"Not bad." Shane smiled."Wish I had Budweiser or even Coors Light. something else than foam ale."Shane whispered.

"Huh?" His new night guard friend asked.

"Nothing, just wishing I had a special alcohol type."

"Oh, yeah many of us wish they had more variety."

"Hmm." Shane took another gulp.

"I'm ready." Greaten gulped her mug and exited through the door.

Shane followed her out the door. The drunk was unconscious.

"What happened to that pony?" Greaten asked.

"He tried to mug me."

"Holy shit! you beat him up like that!"

"Yeah, I was a bodyguard until I joined the armed forces. Then I became a bodyguard here in Equestria."

"Heh, how much are your services." She asked. Shane pondered the value of a bit to be about $1.25 telling oh it's so cheap for a mug.

"About twenty bits a night."

"Ooh, good value. i could really use a body guard. I fled here a little under 22 hours ago. The men from my home town of Griffinville are crazy over me. Every night I would find one of them at my window or sneaking around with my stuff."

"Well, I can help but first..." Shane tapped a red button on the gun and it clicked,"Safety is off."

Greaten aimed for a bottle on a nearby box and pulled the trigger with her talon. It nailed the bottle dead on and she took the kickback like a pro.

"Nice shot!" Shane exclaimed.

"Wow, these are fun!"

"Tell me about it."

"Can I have it?"

"I need to have more ammo created for it. Sorry, but no."

"That's too bad, so twenty bits for tonight and how much during the day."

"It's twenty in all for one day."

"We can talk more inside."

"OK."

The two started their significantly small journey to the bar when a familiar pony drunk walked over, his kife back in his hoof.

"Hey Bitch!" He tried to take a stab at Greaten when Shane suddenly had him against the wall by the neck, his hoof pinned to he wall.

"What the Hell is your problem?" Shane scolded the pony,"The next time I see you like this, I will personally make sure you don't live another day!"

"OK! OK! You win! Let me down and and I'll get a job!"

"That's more like it." Shane let him fall to the ground, his knife in Shane's hand. He dropped it in a nearby garbage can. Greaten looked at Shane dumbfounded. Shane gestured his hands in a 'ladies first' fashion.

"That was awesome." Greaten smiled. Shane lead the way to the door and when it opened, he bent over and did another 'ladies first' hand gesture.

"Ladies first." Shane smiled. The next thing he knew, Greaten leaned in and kissed him on the lips.

"Meet me at the train out of Canterlot to begin your new job." She whispered in his ear,"See ya, Thunder."

Scars walked over,"Shane?"

"Yeah?" Shane replied.

"It's time."

"Hell yeah! See you later" Shane waved to his new friends.

"We just need to see who is opening up assassin contracts." Scars examined the room. A weird pony in a business suit handed a  pegasus a piece of paper and then made a direction towards Shane. The pegasus looked at Shane and turned white. Shane wasn't the best lip reader but he did get this: "I'm supposed to kill her and he will stop me?"

Shane teased him by pulling out his knife and began to pretend he was plucking gunk from his teeth. The pegasus began to shiver.

"That must be them." I tapped on Scars who was thinking the same thing."you'll go after the scared pegasus, I'll go to the business pony."

"Deal." Scars said before Shane stood straight up."I'm going outside."Shane made sure the two ponies could hear him and then he wobbled out. The business pony followed.

Shane turned the corner  that changed the scenery from sad to cafe happy.The business pony pulled a rag of chloroform from his suit pocket. He had just turned the corner when the butt of Shane's M-4 made contact with the business pony's head, knocking him out instantly.

Shane slumped the passed out pony's body over his back as he started towards the prison.

Scars looked at the meat in front of him. The small pegasus was shacking, his vision locked onto Shane who carried his boss. Shane stopped one royal guard and told him to take the body to the dungeon. Shane turned around to face the pegasus. He trotted over and kneeled in front of him and whispered in his ear.

"If you even think of hurting the princess, I will personally make sure you suffer horribly."

The pegasus gulped before cracking and sprinting in a random direction.

"Hey Shane!" James called from the inn's top window. He was waving him in.

"I'll see you later." Shane promised before running to the inn.

Moments later, Shane entered a large room with his friends standing around.

"We've been thinking." Carly began.

"Oh God, this can't be good."

"We are going to Ponyville." Mark finished.

"When?"

"Tonight or tomorrow morning."

"I can't go, I need to finish finding something."

"The investigation?" James chuckled.

"Yeah, I'll come visit but it won't be until this is found out or until the authorities figure out a plan."

"*sigh* Fine, just be quick. I want to get someplace where We can settle down until we can go home." Carly complained.

"I'm working on it!"

"We are leaving, are you coming or not?"

"I'm sorry, but no." Shane walked out and made his way to the castle.

{CLOP SCENE!} (Skip to the red text if you don't want to read.)

"I heard you found out more of the puzzle." Celestia seductively commented. Shane took off all of his gear in the process. His MOLLIE lay next to the bed with his knife and M-4. His pistol lie on the dresser next to the bed.

"Yeah, I'm awesome like that."

"Hmm, I bet your 'awesome like that' in other things." Celestia hinted.

"What would that be?" Shane asked, catching on. Their faces drove closer to each others.

"I think you know." Celestia closed her eyes and puckered her lips as Shane did the same. They passionately kissed for a few seconds before breaking. Shane took off his old and torn shirt and unbuckled his pants. Their eyes didn't break from their lock on each other before  Celestia and Shane both laid down next to each other, Shane only having his underwear on.

"Remember the helicopter incident?" Celestia questioned rubbing her horseshoe less hoof on Shane's chest, rubbing he hairs calmly. She slowly made her way down to his pelvis,"When you saved me and I accidently got some...juices on you."

"Hmm, I remember." Shane responded as Celestia's hoof moved to his left leg while slowly moving right,"I saved your life." Shane grinned. Her hoof tapped Shane's crotch which was hard as rock.

"Ooh, is that what I think it is?"

"I don't know, what is it?"

"My favorite." Celestia leaned in to Shane to steal another kiss while Celestia's horn glowed a dim yellow. Shane's underpants slid from his knees to his feet and then to the ground. They swapped tongue in each other's mouth. Celestia began to rub Shane's shaft slowly, going up and then down, rinse and repeat fashion. Shane freed a hand and reached down to start to rub Celestia's clitoris. Celestia giggled after breaking the kiss. Celestia became wet as Shane kept rubbing. Celestia slowly dived her head under the cover to slightly lick Shane's head in a futile tease. She then began to stick a little bit more in each time she bobbed up. Celestia's flowing mane of rainbow colors wasn't as big of a problem as Shane would have thought in his thooughts. Drunken thoughts.

"Oh yeah." Shane made small orgasm noises as Celestia let out another chuckle. She slid over and slightly swatted Shane's hand away. She got up from atop her position and stood over Shane. She lined up her clitoris with his penis and she sank down. He had penetrated a princess. She went up and down repeatedly. They both let out small, quiet groans. Shane began to turn, sending Celestia crashing on her back to the bed. Shane crawled over and inserted his penis into her vagina. He began to pump harder and harder each time. They were both about to cum when Shane pulled out at the last moment. they both stared at each other. Shane crawled back over and made lips contact with Celestia. He inserted the last time and barely made one last full pump before they both came.

Massive orgasm waves rocked their bodies as they both settled on different sides of the bed. Shane and Celestia were sweating. Shane put his arm around celestia and gave one final kiss before falling asleep.

END OF CLOP!

Shane woke up in the same bed he had sex with a princess. He checked his watch. 11:43 AM. Celestia wasn't in the bed. She quickly jumped from the bed and slapped on his gear. The windows in Celestia's bedchamber gave a pretty nice view to he town. It didn't give a lot of view. It gave a fine view to the train station though. That was when Shane remembered his new job. He quickly busted through the door and sprinted down the hallway. In mere minutes, Shane exited the castle. His team had already left, it saddened him but he was going there anyway.

"I'm sure the royal guards can take care of the mystery." Shane reassured himself as he walked to the train station. He held his M-4 in a way just in case the drunk came back. The way there was calm and normal. The rich ponies scoffed and looked away. Shane wiped away sweat from his brow. It was hot and he had a lot of gear on his body plus he ran through an entire castle.

"All aboard!" The conductor warbled. Shane just cleared the door and made it inside. The train cart was mostly empty. In one of the seats he saw Greaten. She was sleeping by the looks of it. Shane trudged over and took a well needed seat.

"Hey there, Thunder!" Greaten greeted Shane.

"Why are you calling me Thunder?" Shane asked, still trying to relax and closing his eyes.

"Because of the way you took down that drunk!"

"Oh, yeah." Shane smirked.

"It was, awfully nice of you." Greaten rubbed Shane's stomach.

"Hey it's my job." Shane laughed.

"Hmm." Greaten agreed, attempting to match Shane's body language.

"How long is the ride?"

"We just need to get to Ponyville and we can go from there."

"Fair enough Shane yawned before going to sleep."