“Yall where is my tree?” Applejack sat on Sweet Apple Acres and looked out at the faces of her friends and she sipped the cider.
“Do not worry Applejack.” Said Martin Willis. And he trotted over to her and ran his fingers in her Tail and licked her eyelashes and she orgasmed and became calm. “Because I am sure that it is only late because the train from the house of breaburn out in the city of appleloosa where he lives is far. And it probably takes him awhile to get the tree over to you and his trees do not have your trees good hearted soundness of travelling frightlessnessedly. And he probably had to stop at other places to hang with it and make it happy to be given away to you and not shrivel up like a bird jumping into the cavern of a growling Gryphons face to smack it into not being part bird and be just one creature like dragons. And to make its apples green because it will become filled with hate.”
“Ponyhowdy I know it but yall he is late and the train has come by again without him and I do not know what to do because I have to work here.” She sipped the Cider and kicked the tree and an apple came down.
“We will go for you then Applejack.” Twilight said with rarity and Spike and Willis nodding at her with the fact of it being true.
“And we will fashion wait for forever or how long it takes for him to come with fashion. And then we will bring the tree to you all Fashionably.” Said Rarity and Spike kissed her and thumbed up Willis at the good speeches of their wives.
“Ok yall.” Said Applejack and she went to go find Fluttershy to help her coax the trees into dropping more apples when kicked. (Cause sometimes the trees got mad at being kicked and fluttershy had to whisper with a breeze of violent tongue lashing and seductive gaze of winged sun etched woodlove and they would let the apples drop to thank her with an eager grasping flastantic at her ideas of moldable willing)
When at the station where the train comes but was taking longer now. Willis sat down on the bench beside his wife Twilight and Rarity and Spike sat together on the other end and they began to make waiting love.
Willis kissed the neck of Twilight and Giving Spike the thumbs of he rubbed her horse girl parts and she rubbed him on his nose and in his legs and then they made love. And Spike kissed Rarity to make love to but she was still mad at him for kicking her cat Opal because the cat would not leave for the lovemaking of them and Rarity said it could fashion stay because it was to hard to make her go run away.
“Spikey wikey not now I am fashion waiting.”
Spike exploded from his nose with smoke and his tongue wired out like a snake in violent throes of agonized torture at being legless combined with the scorching of a torch left on the stairway when it is dark and no one is there and the wood of it is slowly being gone and so it must to be clattering to the floor with a gasp of wordless procrastinating correlation to the emblem of its doom and greeting the floor in silent bubbles of soft exploding death before leaving a stained and gritty stone with the heart of it etched with the black of dust upon forever screaming out its emptiness! “Fucking Willis and Twilight are doing it and he gave me the thumbs up and know he will fucking tease me when we get back if I do not get love to.” He tongue kissed her and rubbed her boobs and sticking his black claws of death on her plot he squeezed with the intention of deep love and she said. “Fashion fine.” And they made epic love and he high fived Willis.
And they were almost pleased when suddenly. But just before they could become pleased The train dictator walked to them and in a chaos way said: “You can not to make love on the train waiting store here in this place for it because that is something stupid to do here and not to be flaunted stupidly like a bitch slut puppit everywhere.” The train Conductor laughed and his eyes looked weird. “You must wait like everypony else without your stupid constant love and the amazingness of Willis must go because he is a loser and needs to grow up and stop playing Portal like his parents say. Even if they have never played portal and do not know that he is great and so should be left alone! And not bugged by them for no reason but that they are chaos and dumb!” The Train King yawned and Discord appeared in his face for a while to laugh.
Spike glanced with casual hate at the conductor and Willis was calmed to not fighting the conducter for being mean to him because it was not his fault but Discord using him.
“You are still the Mane Six Protecter and King Of Portles and Lover Of Ponies That Need it!” she said and he sat her plot against his and then he bit her tail and scratched her horn so she was pleased and she rubbed his nose and put her hooves in his ears to make him eargasm and nosegasm.
“DISCORD!” Spike yelled his mini screech of doom and upperpunched the conducter in his pony gut to make Discord fling the grey conducter (he was grey cause Discord won him with dreams of fancity being) “Stop being such a loser with cross eyes of epic fail and fucking saying mean things for no reason because everyone should love Willis because he is a hero. And you hate him only because he made you cross eyed and is the awesome defeater of you and because I am his best fucking friend the universe hugger!”
Spike was stoppable in his feast for destroying discord and with his green edged flame of spittable fury HE BLEW UP THE TRAIN STATION SO THAT IT COULD NOT BE A PLACE OF HATE AND DISCORD AND CHAOS! “That will teach you to ruin the love of my best fucking friend for all ponies and to try and to make to him be better in your eyes when he is the awesome of his effing himself!”
Discord laughed. “Lol you dumb stupid lesser dragon that sucks bad balls on the air because now the apple tree will not get here and you have killed the whole station with your dislike of me and now I can go home to the Everfree in happiness and strengthened chaos as the true king of ponies The King Of Evil Weird!” Then he left to go be in the everfree and do a breakdance of being a better dragon to tape and send to Spike to make him rage more.
Suddenly Celest showed up. “My students what the fuck are you doing!” She kissed them each and they made group love real quick in greeting before going on.
“It is Discords fault.” Said Willis so angered that his hands shook like Spikes black claws of death. “Because he was being mean to me with his discorded hate and so we blew it up in an accident to rid the hate (because ponies do not hate) but Discord still tried to made the hate happen and you can not let me to let him destroy the world we own and make because of the hate he fashions like malignant trumpets of bafooning chamradriea. To destroy our happy town visits because of discord whining he cannot ride or does not think I am good enough to be the hero!” Martin rubbed her boobs and pulled the each hair of her mane into its own twinkling electric sizzle against her nose and down the back of his throat and he smacked her cutie mark to where she giggled.
“Hehe Willis my student shut up and fucking learn!” Celest smacked his plot and orgasming at his touching her mane. Gave him a lickkiss of shutupedness on his mane and in his ears to gnaw the squish of it and make him calm and be acceptable to the comfort of her that was coming. "Because Nightmare Moon and the ponies of Ponyville in Aquestria like to travel by train so they can hold parties with Pinkie in it. I am pissed and I command you my student to fix the fucking thing back up or die!” She then sat on his horse weenie with her lower belly and they made quick and stern love of Student and Teacher understanding and they both where fulfilled with much ahh and completivitiy. “Now go” She said sticking his hoof against her teeth and rubbing like a fly with the feet it hides against the shining wings of fashion that it distorts with malignant ugly fear at disinception and uncreated realized accecptance. At its cruel fate of being disgusting to all it knows that are not the fly to that it screams from between its eyes of fragmented shattered hopes. “and fix back up the station students that is an fucking order we cannot let Discords chocolate enriching chaos ruin it!”
And they all had group sex to show that she still loved them but was pissed but not very aangry pissed to unloving and Twilight Kissed celests boobs and Celest kissed Raritys boobs And Rarity kissed Twillights boobs and hooved Spike and Spike and Willis lickkissweeniehugplotloved them all into a satisfied groupgasm of ok we are happy together.
Then Lessy flew away after letting Willis rub her plot one lsat time (because she would be off ruling for awhile and he would only have his non alicorn wife and not her to be with also at for him to happen) and after Rarity and Twilight rubbed each other on the legs and pulled the manes of each other and used their horns to magic Willis and Spike to secret pleasure while it happened they built back up the Train Ponies Station of working for train waiting.
Also Breaburn finally brought Applejack his tree for her and he was late because the tree was busy being scared and he had to soothe sing it with a deep compassion for the ruffled bent and brittling embittered noiscious and forlenting bark of its apples. And he ate the apples of it to make it feel loved and kissed the trees leaves. “Tree you are so effing hot and they will love yoooouuuooo in Ponyville on the farm of Sweet Apple Acres and all the other trees will want to be planted besiiiiiiiide youuuuououou!” Then he nudged it with his guy plot and put his weenie in one of the tree holes and bit the apples of it to taste it and rubbed the bits on his belly and they both orgasmed.
“And that is how I got the tree yall when Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy ponyhowdy flew me to Appleoosa.” Said Applejack sipping the cider. “Yall it was good that I got it here.” She then ran inside the barn to sleep (cause it was night) and be with her family.
