After a fierce and fuckin' badass assault on some wimpy, bitch-ass Covenant, Steel Ironfist, an Elite Alpha Squad soldier and his pals crash land on Equestria. However, the ponies are too busy gawking at how fuckin' amazing they are, and can only sit and watch them save the god-damn day from a TOTALLY UNEXPECTED threat that even the princess won't touch with her pussy magic. Join Alpha Sqaud as they take ass, kick names, and spout hilarious one-liners and clever swears!