The Incestuous Misadventures of Twilight Sparkle

by OhGodWhy

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Shining Armor, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Romance
Length: 7595

Twilight Sparkle and Shining Armor become closer than they could ever imagine...

Twilight Sparkle and Shining Armor have a close relationship...A VERY close relationship...But what happens when the relationship escalates to an unforeseen level? After a night of passion with her brother, Twilight may have to deal with more than she bargained for, and Shining Armor will learn the importance of the phrase "No glove, no love."

WARNING! This fic contains gratuitous, unapologetic clop, that mostly involves sex but some story too, it also involves Impregnation, Pregnancy fetish, Incest and other such Taboos, if you don't like that THEN DON'T READ

Author's Note: This was an idea that came to me in a dream, I was so bored I decided to write it, blame my friends on Skype for ditching me. But, oh well.

Author's Note 2: Chapter 2 contains much more story than clop, Chapter 3 will have a bit more clop in it, I didn't think this story would get so popular. Thanks to everyone who is reading! ^_^

Published 2012-12-03 10:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-12-05 11:20:01 UTC

Chapter 1: A Night to Remember

The Incestuous misadventures of Twilight Sparkle

By: OhGodWhy of FimFiction.com

Chapter 1: A night to remember

A typical night in ponyville. Ponies were either asleep or out drinking, for one Twilight Sparkle and her BBBFF, Shining Armor, this was the case, they sat at the bar discussing their lives and everything they had been doing since the last time they saw each other.

Twilight and Shining Armor have had a close relationship…A VERY close relationship, but they’ve only gone the distance a few times, and as usual when Twilight got drunk enough she brought this subject up.

“You know…I haven’t had a coltfriend the whole time I've been in Ponyville…” Twilight remarked

Shining looked at her, surprised “Really? A beautiful filly like you hasn't had anyone be interested in her? I don’t believe it.”

Twilight giggled “Well I’ve had a couple colts look my way…But none of them had that…Something, that appealed to me.”

Shining chuckled and asked “Does any Stallion have that special something you like?” he then began to sip his drink

Twilight giggled again “…You do, Big Brother.”

Shining nearly choked on his drink before chuckling nervously and blushing “Heh, Twily, come on, I mean…You’re a cute filly and all, but…”

Twilight cut him off “I’m not a filly anymore, big brother…” She stared at Shining Armor Seductively “…I’m a mare now.”

Shining swallowed and stared back at her…He knew what she wanted, he wanted it too…What guy doesn’t want THAT? But he was still reluctant a bit “Heh…I…Guess you are…Twily…But…I don’t know if…” Shining just couldn’t find the words.

Twilight got even closer to Shining and continued to stare into his eyes seductively “Oh, come on, big brother…Remember those times we had together? I don’t think any stallion could match you…”

Shining Armor began to feel quite aroused, remembering the few times they fooled around as teenagers. He swallowed again “Um, well…”

Twilight giggled “Let’s go back to my house” she winked at Shining

Shining nodded, still bright red with blush, unable to speak at this point, he followed Twilight out of the bar, as she walked, Twilight shook her flank somewhat seductively, perhaps to mess with Shining, but he liked it…

As they approached and entered Twilight’s library, Shining began to wonder “Hey, what about Spike? Doesn’t he live here too?”

Twilight nodded “Yes, but I gave him the night off, so he’s gone for now…” Twilight then went back into seductress mode “…So we have plenty of time to do it.” She said in a seductive tone.

Shining blushed, but he knew he was all for it. The two went upstairs to Twilight’s bedroom, where they embraced each other in a warm, loving kiss. As they kissed they fell onto Twilight’s bed, Shining on top, Twilight below him, they broke the kiss and stared into each other’s eyes for a moment.

“Oh, Twily, you look so beautiful…” Shining remarked, staring into his younger sister’s eyes.

Twilight smiled and replied “You are the most handsome Stallion in Equestria, BBBFF…”

The two went back to sharing a passionate kiss, Shining’s member rubbing against Twilight’s increasingly moist marehood, growing stiffer and stiffer as the passionate kiss continued.

Finally, Shining Armor made his way down Twilight’s body, till he reached her marehood, he looked at it then up to Twilight and smiled before proceeding to lick his little sister’s vagina.

“Ohhhh big brotherrrr…” Twilight moaned in ecstasy, Shining’s tongue sliding up and down her marehood, running across her now stiff clit.

As shining continued to eat his little sister out, she moaned and squirmed in pleasure and love, finally she felt herself reach the end of her rope. She leaned her head back and moaned “OHHH, OH BIG BROTHER…I’M GONNA…I’M GONNA…” She couldn’t finish the sentence before her orgasm washed over her body, sending chills down her spine.

Shining Armor, now with his muzzle coated in Twilight’s love juices got back on top of Twilight and kissed her.
“How was that, Twily?” Shining said with a smile

“Oh, Shining Armor…That was better than I ever imagined.” Twilight replied lovingly “And now it’s your turn.” She giggled.
Shining nodded and guided himself inside Twilight, her marehood clasped down on his member tightly as he started to thrust into her.

“Oh Celestia, big brother…I forgot how big you were…” Twilight moaned

“Ahhh…Fuck I forgot how tight you were little sis...” Shining responded

The two wrapped their hooves around each other and embraced one another as they kissed, Shining still thrusting hard into Twilight.

Each thrust came harder and faster than the last, Twilight’s bed was shaking from the thrusts, both ponies moaning in pure lust.

“Ohhh Celestia…Ohh big brother I love you so much!” Twilight exclaimed in ecstasy

“Ahhh, I love you too Twily!” Shining moaned

Shining stood at the end of the bed, thrusting into Twilight who was laying on her back on the bed, Twilight’s juices and Shining’s precum mixing and dripping onto the floor, Shining was just about to the end of his rope.

“Ahhh, Twilight, I’m gonna cum!” Shining exclaimed

Twilight moaned “Do it, big brother! Ohhh!”

Shining looked at Twilight “Inside you?” he asked hesitantly

“Yes, yes big brother! Cum inside me! Please!” Twilight moaned and exclaimed

Shining couldn’t hold it any longer, he did just as his beautiful sister asked. After a few more thrusts, huge ropes of sticky, white sperm began to fill Twilight’s womb and pussy, which subsequently began to overflow and drip onto the floor with the other sex juices.

After a few seconds Shining Armor pulled his member from his little sister’s marehood and looked at his sperm dripping from it…He collapsed onto the bed next to Twilight and smiled at her.

“I love you, big brother, best friend forever…”Twilight said while catching her breath.

Shining smiled and replied “I love you too, Twily.”

Twilight smiled and snuggled up to her brother…But tonight, he was more than her brother…He was her lover.

The two embraced each other as they lie in bed, giving each other one last kiss before drifting off to sleep…

Chapter 2: I Wasn't Prepared for THIS!

Chapter 2: I Wasn’t Prepared for THIS!

The morning sun was now rising over Ponyville, bringing with it a new day and new adventures for it’s inhabitants. The sunlight began to pour into Twilight Sparkle’s library…Still asleep in the same bed were Twilight and Shining Armor…Which would be quite a shock if anypony were to see it.

In walked Spike, back from his night off, he had been out all night doing Celestia-knows-what, but whatever it was it left him exhausted and ready to crawl into bed

“Ugh…I hope Twilight isn’t up yet…I might be able to get SOME sleep before she wakes up…” Spike complained as he made his way up the stairs to the bedroom.

“Man, what a night, I just wanna crawl into bed and sle-…” Spike stopped at the top of the stairs, looking at the scene before him…Twilight and her brother laying in the same bed, cuddled close together.

“What the…???” Spike asked himself quietly. He pondered why the two of them were asleep in the same bed together.

Maybe they were talking and just passed out…Maybe they just fell asleep that way…Or maybe…Nah, they wouldn’t do…THAT. Would they?

Spike shook his head “Sometimes it doesn’t pay to get outta bed…And this is creepin’ me out…” Spike said to himself before turning around and going downstairs.

Shortly thereafter, Twilight awoke to a beautiful morning outside her window, she yawned and rolled over to see…Shining, still asleep next to her.

“Wait…We actually…Did we? I thought that was all a dream!” Twilight thought to herself.

Twilight shook her head and thought to herself again “Hm, well, it’s not all bad, I mean…It’s not like we haven’t done this before…..Wait…” A thought suddenly struck Twilight, she remembered Shining doing something very specific last night…Something at could get her into real trouble.

She gasped “Oh no! Did he? He didn’t, please tell me he didn’t!” Twilight whispered to herself as she put a hoof on her marehood, when she looked her hoof there was quite clearly sperm on it.

“He did…” Twilight whispered again. She sighed and thought to herself “Well, perhaps it won’t turn out that way…I mean, just because he does that once doesn’t guarantee…” Twilight shook her head, opting to not think about it anymore.

At that point, Shining Armor also awoke, he yawned and looked over to see Twilight staring at him.

“Oh, hey Twilight…Wait…Did we?” Shining asked worriedly. Twilight simply nodded.

“Uh…And did I really…?” Shining asked again met with a silent nod from his sister.

“Well then…We have a problem, don’t we?” Shining asked, hoping to not receive an answer.

Twilight blinked then replied “Well, not necessarily…Just because we did that once doesn’t mean…”

“Right, right…” Shining interrupted before nervously chuckling. “Oh man…This is bad…”

Twilight cocked her head “What? It’s not like we haven’t done this before.”

Shining gave her a look of distain. “Yeah…But Twilight, we’re not gawky teenagers who don’t know any better anymore…We’re adults, and more importantly…I’m married! If Cadence finds out…”

“She won’t.” Twilight interrupted. “Nopony ever has to hear or know about this.”

Shining sighed “Yeah, you’re right…”

“Aren’t I always?” Twilight joked, to which Shining simply chuckled.

Twilight got out of bed and looked around. “Hey…Where’s Spike? He should be back by now.” She wondered aloud. Shining simply shrugged.

Twilight looked around a bit more before walking over to the stairs, she looked back at Shining Armor and said “Well, stay here for right now. I’m gonna make sure the coast is clear.”

Shining simply nodded.

Twilight made her way downstairs and looked around the library, in one room there was Spike, curled up on a table asleep.
“Ah, there you are.” Twilight said softly. She shook Spike a bit to wake him up “Spiiike, Spiiiiiiike…”

Spike awoke slowly “Huh wha?” He yawned “Well…So much for getting some sleep…”

Twilight giggled “Silly dragon. Did you come in here and pass out?” She asked, hoping he would answer yes.

Spike yawned again “No, the bedroom was a bit full…And by the way…Next time you bring someone over for a sleepover, try to warn me.” Spike said sarcastically.

Twilight gasped “Oh Celestia. You saw that?!”

“Yeah…What’s the big deal? What did you guys pass out on the bed or something?” Spike asked cluelessly.

Twilight then realized Spike had no idea what her and Shining did last night. “Oh yeah…Haha, we were exhausted last night and I guess we just…Fell asleep. Heh…” Twilight responded before giving a nervous smile.

“Yeah, well…That was kind of creepy to see.” Spike responded “So I crashed down here.”

Twilight nervously smiled “Well, you can have part of today off too, to catch up on your rest.” She said confidently.

Spike looked at her sleepily “Sweet. I’m gonna…” Spike fell over asleep again on the table. Twilight breathed a sigh of relief before making her way back into the main room of the library, where Shining Armor was just coming downstairs.

“Well, I’d best be getting my stuff together back at my hotel, gotta be back in Canterlot tomorrow” Shining said as he came downstairs.

“Right…” Twilight responded somewhat distractedly.

Shining looked at her for a second before walking over and putting a hoof on her shoulder “Hey, why don’t you stop by my hotel room tonight? We’ll talk more” he said before giving Twilight a warm smile.

Twilight smiled back and nodded. “Okay, I’ll see you then.”

Shining made his way towards the door, before walking out he looked back at Twilight “Love you, Twily.”

“Love you too, BBBFF.” Twilight responded.

A short while after Shining Armor had left, Twilight was pacing around her library, pondering the possibility that she might be pregnant. She looked all around her library and found a few books on the subject. Inevitably there were only symptoms, but many of them weren’t that different from other Ailments.

“Well. I feel fine, so therefore I must be fine.” Twilight said to herself, trying to reassure herself.

Having spent so much time reading, she didn’t realize it was already past noon. There was a knock at the front door before Pinkie Pie came bouncing in as she often did.

Twilight went into the front room to see who had come in

“Oh! Pinkie Pie…What can I do for you?” Twilight asked.

“Well we haven’t seen you all day, so I thought to myself ‘Twilight hasn’t been around all day, I should check on her to make sure she’s alright’” Pinkie responded in her usual hyperactive way

Twilight rubbed the back of her neck nervously “Oh, heh heh…Yeah. I’ve been so busy with…Research and studying that I totally lost track of time.” She stated with a nervous smile.

Pinkie blinked for a second “Oh! Isn’t your brother in town too?” She asked excitedly

“Uh, yeah.” Twilight responded. “I’m gonna go see him later.”

Pinkie looked at Twilight suspiciously “Why are you acting so nervous, Twilight? Are you up to something?”

Twilight swallowed then responded “Me? No. No…I’m just…A bit…Preoccupied.”

Pinkie squinted at Twilight, looking her dead in the eyes before responding “Okey Dokey Loki!” She then returned to her usual bouncy self.

Twilight breathed a sigh of relief, then suddenly a blue blur crashed through Twilight’s door and into a nearby wall, scattering books everywhere.

“RAINBOW!!!” Twilight exclaimed.

Rainbow Dash stood up from under a pile of books and looked at Twilight embarrassedly. “Oops…Sorry Twilight…I didn’t land that trick correctly…” Rainbow chuckled nervously

Twilight sighed. “Why are you here?” She asked.

Rainbow started helping Twilight clean up the books that were scattered about while Pinkie wandered off curiously.
“Well I was wondering if you wanted to join me and Pinkie Pie at the lake for the afternoon, we can hang out, go for a swim...” Rainbow replied.

Twilight thought for a moment. “I don’t know…”

“Aw, come on, Twi. You’re always in here reading and studying. Plus these books aren’t gonna go anywhere, you need to have some fun.” Rainbow jested.

Twilight mumbled to herself “…I might have already had too much fun as it is…”

“What was that?” Rainbow asked curiously.

“Oh. Nothing, nothing” Twilight responded nervously. “Uh, Well…”

Twilight thought to herself for a moment “I really should get my mind off that subject and stop worrying…Last time I worried like this I nearly tore the town apart with that charm…” Twilight shuddered remembering that event then looked at Rainbow Dash

“Alright, I’ll join you guys” Twilight said with a smile as she cleaned up the last of the books.

“Hey. What’s this?” Pinkie Pie asked from the other room.

Twilight remembered she left her book on pregnancy open in the other room. She froze as Rainbow walked into the other room.

Rainbow looked at the book. “Huh? It’s a book on…Pregnancy?”

Twilight could not move or speak at this point, she was trying to come up with an excuse for why that book was there.

Rainbow Dash looked back at Twilight worriedly “Twilight...Are you…?”

Twilight swiftly turned around and gave a nervous smile “NO! No…Of course not! Hehe…It’s for…A friend of mine…”

Pinkie bounced up and down as she spoke “Ooh! Who is it? Roseluck? Colgate? Oooh! I know! Lyra!”

Twilight shook her head “No…I mean…You don’t know her, she’s a friend back in Canterlot.”

Rainbow breathed a sigh of relief “Whew, I’dve been real worried if it was you. I mean…”

“Aww, but Dashie, babies are the best!” Pinkie exclaimed happily, cutting Rainbow off

“I’m not saying they’re not, Pinkie Pie…But Twilight is young, she has plenty of time to worry about parenthood…She should focus on having fun right now.”

Twilight chuckled nervously, sweat pouring down her brow as she rubbed the back of her neck nervously.
Rainbow chuckled “Besides, she already has a baby to take care of…Spike!”

“I HEARD THAT!” Spike exclaimed from the other room.

As the trio prepared to leave, the thought of what would happen if Twilight really did get pregnant set in, in her mind…How would she explain it? What would her friends think? What would her FAMILY think? All thoughts that concerned her, but would have to be answered another time.

That night Twilight made her way to the Ponyville Hotel, she walked up to Shining Armor’s room and knocked on his door.
The door opened “Ah, Twilight! Good to see you again, come in.” Said Shining Armor as he let Twilight in and shut the door behind her.

“Thanks….” Twilight had a look on her face as though she was deep in thought.

Shining saw this and proceeded to sit on the bed. “Come sit with me little sis, tell me what’s wrong.”

Twilight sat next to him and sighed “I just can’t get the thought out of my mind…What if I AM pregnant? How would we explain it? What would our parents think? What would Princess Celestia say?” Twilight rambled worriedly.

Shining put his hoof around Twilight’s shoulders and hugged her warmly “Hey, don’t worry about it too much, you don’t even know if you are…We’ll deal with that if necessary, but for now…Try not to worry too much…That’s what I’m doing.”

Twilight sighed and smiled. “I guess you’re right…Can’t honestly say it was a bad experience though” She giggled
“What do you mean?” Shining asked with a chuckle.

Twilight jabbed her brother playfully. “You know what I mean.”

Shining chuckled. “Well glad you enjoyed yourself then.”

Twilight smiled “And you didn’t?” She joked

“Now, I didn’t say that.” Shining responded

“So…What made you wanna do that? I mean…What’s wrong with Cadence?” Twilight asked curiously.

Shining Armor blinked “Oh…Well Cadence and I have been so busy…It’s been almost impossible for us to…” Shining didn’t seem to want to finish the sentence.

“Oh…” Twilight responded.

Shining looked away “Yeah…” He then looked back at Twilight “But…Eh…Heh.”

“But what?” Twilight asked curiously.

“But you were pretty good, sis…” Shining stated embarrassedly.

Twilight blushed and giggled “Oh…Thank you…You weren’t too bad yourself.”

Shining chuckled nervously and blushed too, both of them trying not to think about the previous night of passion.
“Um…Twilight…” Shining said awkwardly.

“Yeah?” Twilight responded curiously.

“Do you think, we could, um…” Shining tried to ask nervously.

“We could, what?” Twilight asked, now quite confused.

Shining Armor sighed and asked “Do you think we could…You know…Do it again?”

Twilight’s eyes widened “Are you crazy? In a hotel room? What if somepony hears us?”

Shining shook his head “They won’t, the walls are soundproofed and nopony is in the adjacent rooms.”

Twilight looked at Shining with a look of disapproval “So you try to get me pregnant then ask to try it again?”

Shining blinked “Whoa, whoa whoa…You ASKED me to do it inside you.”

Twilight facehoofed “I was drunk, I didn’t know what I was saying, besides shouldn’t YOU have been wearing protection?”

Shining responded “Shouldn’t YOU have protection?”

Twilight opened her mouth to speak then closed it in thought for a moment before speaking again “Touché…”

Shining Armor sighed “Sorry…Not having Cadence around all the time…Isn’t easy.”

Twilight looked at Shining Armor and sighed “I can imagine…She’s lucky though…To have a stallion like you…”

Shining looked Twilight in the eyes and smiled. They both could sense they were getting lost in the moment again…But did nothing to stop it. They stared into each other’s eyes and moved closer and closer until their lips touched once again, Twilight was in love with her brother, she always has been. And now she may have something to show for that love
.
The two shared their love through this kiss, their lips touching, their tongues tasting each other’s mouths as they both began to feel arousal overcome them once again. Twilight looked down at her brother’s member which was slowly starting to rise from it’s sheath. She carfully place her hoof on it and begin to rub it gently as she kissed him.

Shining Armor returned the favor by using his hoof to rub Twilight’s marehood, The two began to moan softly into each other’s kiss as juice started to flow from Twilight’s vagina and Shining’s penis rose from it’s sheath, precum glistening from the tip.

The two broke their kiss but Twilight still had her concerns. “I don’t wanna risk getting pregnant” She stated.
Shining had an idea. :How about you get on top of me and we’ll use our mouths to pleasure each other?” He suggested.
Twilight remembered reading about a position like that in a book once…It was for research…Twilight swears it was for research…

Twilight nodded and got on top of Shining Armor with her flank facing him, Shining was getting quite a good look at his little sister from here. Juices now dripping from Twilight’s pussy shining slowly started to run his hoof up and down Twilight’s marehood, feeling her moist pussy lips with his hoof made him even harder.

Twilight was running her tongue up and down Shining’s huge cock, she seemed to love the taste, it was so warm and hard, her tongue slowly went up and down the entire length of his stallionhood, she moaned as she tasted his precum dripping down his cock mixed with the sensation of his hoof stimulating her marehood.

Shining could see that Twilight was getting extremely aroused, her pussy was dripping with juices now, he slowly leaned in and ran his tongue in circles around her vaginal opening which sent a shockwave of pleasure down Twilight’s body. Slowly Shining armor ran his tongue around her vaginal opening, tasting his little sister’s juices that were now flowing from her pussy.

This pleasure ran all over Twilight’s body, she moaned as the ran her tongue across the tip of Shining Armor’s penis, teasing it ever so slightly, this caused Shining armor to moan in pleasure himself. She couldn’t resist anymore, she wrapped her lips around Shining Armor’s huge stallionhood and took it deep into her mouth, slowly she slid her soft lips down his hard rod till it reached her throat, she stopped and slid her lips back up his cock, taking it a bit deeper each time she sucked.
Shining Armor was now moaning into Twilight’s pussy as his tongue slid into her vagina, the taste of his sexy little sister’s pussy mixed with her soft, velvety lips running up and down his dick was almost too much for him, but he held back as best he could, his warm tongue sliding in and out of Twilight’s soaking wet pussy, his hoof rubbing her clit so fast, Twilight almost couldn’t handle the pleasure she was experiencing.

Twilight took her brother’s cock deep into her throat, bobbing up and down, faster and faster until she felt it start to throb in her mouth, she could tell that Shining Armor was about to cum, she could taste it. Twilight let off of Shining’s rod and moaned “Oh, big brother, I’m so close!”

Shining Armor continued to lick his little sister harder and faster before moaning out “Ohhh Twily, me too!”
Twilight looked back her big brother and moan “Ah, let’s cum together!”

Shining nodded in agreement, he now used his tongue and hoof to stimulate Twilight’s clitoris as Twilight used her hooves to rub Shining Armor’s dick while running her tongue across the tip, She could feel his load building inside his dick, she rubbed faster and faster as Shining moaned and rubbed Twilight’s clit harder and harder.

Finally with a shout Twilight came, cum dripped from her pussy onto Shining Armor’s face, then Shining Armor shouted in orgasm, “OH TWILIGHT!!!” he shouted as huge spurts of warm, sticky sperm shot from his dick onto Twilight’s face, coating her in her big brother’s cum.

After 4 or 5 spurts, Shining fell limp, trying to catch his breath. Twilight licked the remaining cum off her brother’s cock which was still twitching. She then turned around and snuggled into her brig brother’s chest, looking up at him lovingly.
Shining Armor caught his breath and looked at Twilight lovingly. “I love you, little sis.”

Twilight smiled back at him “I love you too, big brother.” The two kissed and spent the remainder of the night enjoying each other’s embrace.

The next morning, Shining Armor returned to Canterlot and Twilight resumed her normal everyday routines and activities, but as the next few days passed she started to feel increasingly strange…Ill, even, this continued until one fateful morning, she woke up and felt sicker than she had ever felt the past few days…She spent a good part of her morning being sick and throwing up (Lovely Image, isn’t it?)

This raised Spike’s concern and he ran off to get their friends, all 5 of Twilight’s friends arrived, concerned about the well-being of Twilight, they convinced her to go to the hospital to find out what was wrong…Twilight, however…Had a horrible suspicion that she already knew…

Twilight and her friends went to the hospital, tests were performed on Twilight for what felt like hours before her friends were allowed to see her, they gathered in her room to talk to their Ill friend.

“How ya feelin’ Sugarcube?” Applejack asked concernedly.

Twilight shrugged “I don’t feel the need to throw up anymore at least”

Pinkie was unusually overexcited for the situation…But When isn’t she? “Ohh…I remember when I was really sick, it was when me and Applejack made those bad cupcakes that one day and half of ponyville got sick, I was…”

“Eh, I don’t think Twilight need ta hear that story right now…” Applejack cut Pinkie Pie of before she could finish.
Pinkie blinked and simply responded with an “Okey Dokey Loki.”

Fluttershy stood next to Twilight’s bed with a look of pure concern “Oh my…Poor Twilight, if you need anypony to help take care of you, please let me know…I’m a very good nurse, you know.”

Twilight nodded to Fluttershy “Thanks, Fluttershy, I’ll be okay soon, I’m sure of it…I probably just have that Pony Flu that’s going around, you know…”

Fluttershy looked at Twilight “Well, if that’s the case then you need plenty of bedrest. And I’ll make you some soup, that always helps.”

Twilight grinned “Thank you, Fluttershy. I appreciate that.”

Everyone in the room was unsure what to make of the situation or what to say other than the usual small talk people make in hospital rooms. The moment of silence was finally broken by Applejack.

“Uh, so when will you know the results?” Applejack asked randomly.

Twilight shrugged “I dunno, they said sometime soon.”

Spike gasped “What if she’s being taken over by some brain eating parasite? Or what if she’s got an Alien growing in her stomach that will pop out of her at any moment and eat us all?”

Applejack and Twilight facehoofed in synchronization before Applejack looked at Spike “Spike, you been watchin’ too many movies. Twilight is gunna be jus’ fine.”

Spike crossed his arms and huffed “Alright, but when Twilight’s a mindless zombie, you won’t be saying that.”
Applejack shook her head when Nurse Redheart entered the room “Ah, everypony will have to wait outside while I tell the patient the results of her test.”

Everypony nodded and walked out of the room, at which point Nurse Redheart shut the door behind them and sat next to Twilight’s bed.

“So how do you feel, Ms. Sparkle?” Nurse Redheart asked

Twilight leaned back and said “Fine, I suppose, still a little sick though.”

“Well that’s not surprising considering what the doctors have found in your tests.” Redheart stated.
“Your test results came back, and, well…You’re pregnant.” She added.

Twilight’s eyes widened and she gasped “WHAT?!” she exclaimed

Nurse Redheart was a bit shocked by the reaction at first, but it’s nothing she hasn’t seen before. “Uh, well…That’s what the results say…”

Twilight was now frozen and shaking in her bed. What was she going to tell her friends? Her family? What was she going to tell CELESTIA?! Oh, this was bad, not just bad, this was apocalyptic. Twilight was now in a situation that could ruin her forever, she thought “If my friends found out I got pregnant from my brother…They’d think I was a freak, they’d stop talking to me, if my family found out, they’d disown me AND Shining Armor…Then Cadence would Divorce him probably…Oh man…If Celestia finds out, she’ll think I’m some kind of deviant and she’ll stop being my mentor!”
While these thoughts zoomed through Twilight’s head, she was zoned out on her bed, Nurse Redheart staring at her with concern.

“Um, Ms. Sparkle, are you okay?” Redheart asked concernedly.

Twilight shook her head and looked at Redheart half-lucidly. “Yeah, I’m fine, just...This is all a lot to take in…”

Nurse Redheart nodded “Yes, most young mares don’t know how to take such news…Do you want me to let your friends back in now? Or shall I wait a bit longer?”

Twilight thought for a moment. She recalled Spike had seen her with Shining Armor that morning. He would be the only one who knew.

“Spike. Just let Spike in first.” Twilight ordered.

Redheart nodded and went to the door, she cracked the door open and poked her head out, the other 5 ponies and Spike all came to the door in concern, asking if Twilight was okay and if they could see her.

“She’s fine, she’s fine…She just wants to see a…Spike? First.” Redheart stated.

“Me? Uh, okay.” Spike answered hesitantly before walking into the room.

Twilight looked at Spike then at Redheart “Um, could you give us a minute?”

Redheart nodded and went outside, shutting the door behind her.

“What’s wrong, Twilight? Are you okay?” Spike asked with concern.

Twilight sighed “I don’t know, Spike…” She sighed again and swallowed before making her next statement “Spike…I’m…Pregnant.” She stated before shutting her eyes tight and wishing it was a dream.

“What?” Spike asked, not sure how to process what was just said.

“But…You don’t even have a coltfriend…How could you…?” Spike wondered. he then thought for a minute and gasped.
“Twilight. Have you been picking up strange stallions when I’m not home?” Spike asked

“What?! No! Spike, listen…” Twilight answered, annoyed.

Twilight swallowed again and took a deep breath before speaking again. “Spike…You remember that morning when you saw me and Shining Armor in bed together?”

Spike thought for a second. “Oh yeah…But…Wait…Do you mean?”

Twilight nodded.

“Eww…” Spike reacted.

Twilight looked at Spike with an annoyed expression “Yeah, thanks for that…” She stated sarcastically.

“Well, you gotta admit, making a baby with your brother is…Kinda gross.” Spike replied.

Twilight sighed “Yeah, but we were both drunk and weren’t thinking, now this has happened.” She stated.

“So why are you telling me all this?” Spike asked “Shouldn’t you be talking to Shining Armor? Or your family? Or Celestia?”

Twilight shook her head “No, Spike…I can’t tell ANYPONY that this is Shining Armor’s foal, I’ll be cast out from society!”

Spike blinked “Uh, Twilight, I think you’re overreacting…Ponies are pretty understanding creatures…”

Twilight stared at Spike “Yeah…But NORMAL ponies don’t conceive kids with their siblings!”

Spike blinked “Well…True…I guess.”

Twilight sighed again “Look, Spike, you can’t mention ANY of this to ANYPONY, not even Celestia.”

“But Twilight, if anypony would understand, it would be Celestia…I mean, she’s the most understanding pony in the world!”
Spike replied.

Twilight glared at Spike “Not…A word, Spike.”

Spike sighed. “Okay, okay…”

“Good. Go ahead and let the others in…” Twilight said before swallowing again.

Spike opened the door and signaled the others to come in.

“Are you okay, Twilight?” Applejack asked with massive concern

“Yeah, that nurse wouldn’t tell us anything!” Rainbow Dash stated, annoyed

“Yes, we are all quite concerned about this.” Said Rarity.

For Twilight, time appeared to slow down, she had to think of a way to explain this news to her friends that didn’t involve telling them she shagged her own brother.

Twilight swallowed and took another deep breath. “Uh…Guys…I dunno how to tell you this, but…Um…I’m…”

“OH MY CELESTIA! TWILIGHT’S DYING!” Pinkie Pie sobbed from out of nowhere.

“WHAT?!?” Everypony reacted in unison.

“No I’m not, Pinkie. I’m…Pregnant.” Twilight answered.

Another group “WHAT?!?” filled the room, which was quickly followed up by Pinkie Pie’s voice stating “Oh, well, that’s better than dying!”

Applejack was the first to speak up “Uh…Twilight…Not to sound rude er anything, but how are you preggers? You don’t seem like…Uh…That kind of filly.”

Twilight still hadn’t thought of a reasonable excuse so she didn’t answer, instead she looked away in shame.

“For shame, Applejack! How dare you accuse poor Twilight of being somepony so…Dirty…” Rarity stated as she walked over to put a hoof around Twilight’s shoulders.

“Ah didn’t accuse her of nuthin’! All Ah’m sayin’ is…”

Rarity scowled “The point is, Twilight is going to have a baby, it doesn’t matter how it happened, she clearly doesn’t want to talk about it.”

Twilight was still looking rather ashamed of herself.

“Yeah! This should be a happy occasion! We should throw Twilight a party!” Pinkie Pie said excitedly

Rainbow Dash looked at Pinkie Pie “I don’t think Twilight’s in the mood for a party right now, Pinkie.”

“Aw…” Pinkie said as she frowned.

Nurse Redheart walked back in and looked at Twilight “Oh, by the way, Twilight Sparkle, you are free to go home any time now.” She stated before walking back out

“We’ll wait fer ya outside” Applejack stated as she made her way towards the door.

“Don’t worry, Twilight, it’ll all be just fine, I’m sure of it.” Fluttershy quietly said before following Applejack out.

“Yes, darling, try not to worry too much, we’re all here for you.” Said Rarity, following the others out.

“I’m gonna throw you a big baby shower!” Pinkie Pie stated as she bounced out. Humming happily to herself.

Twilight smiled a little “Thanks guys…” She still did not know what to make of this whole situation.

Out in the lobby of the Hospital, Twilight’s friends were all wondering how Twilight got into this predicament.

“Well it’s obvious isn’t it? She has a coltfriend she hasn’t told us about yet!” Said Rarity.

“Ah don’t think so…If she has a coltfriend, why didn’t she tell us in the room jus’ now?” Replied Applejack.

Rarity scoffed “This is life-changing news, perhaps she wasn’t thinking clearly!”

“Hmmm…Nah, Ah still don’t buy it.” Replied Applejack again.

“You know what I think? I think Twilight’s secretly a party animal…Like Vinyl Scratch, and that lifestyle led to this.” Stated Pinkie suspiciously.

“Are you crazy? Twilight wouldn’t be like that…She’s not some careless filly who goes around giving her candy cooter away to random stallions!” Applejack Replied.

“I concur, Twilight is a lady. She wouldn’t do such nasty things…There must be another explanation!” Stated Rarity

“I say Spike’s the father.” Stated Rainbow Dash sternly.

Spike’s eyes widened “What? Me? No way. I’m not interested in Twilight that way! Now Rarity on the other hand…”

Everypony stared at Spike quietly.

“Uh…Heh heh…Nevermind…I, uh…Think I’ll go check on Twilight…” Spike said embarrassedly before running off.

“Well, there goes that theory” Rainbow Dash said while rolling her eyes.

“Well something doesn't add up here…” Rainbow Dash added. “The only colt Twilight has been with in the last week that we know of is her brother, Shining Armor…”

Applejack blinked and looked at Rainbow Dash suspiciously “What are you sayin’ Rainbow?”

Rainbow Dash shrugged “I’m just saying, don’t you think Shining Armor would…I dunno…Protect his sister from strange stallions?”

Applejack thought for a moment “True, but she could have been doing something behind his back…”

Rainbow shrugged again “Well I’m out of ideas…I mean the only other explanation here is that Shining Armor got her pregnant” Rainbow Dash joked

Applejack blinked “Well…”

Everypony stared at Applejack with shocked expressions

“Wait, you don’t SERIOUSLY think Twilight and Shining Armor…Did it? Do you?” Asked Rainbow Dash

Applejack blinked “Well…It’s not unheard of…But…” Applejack shook her head “No, no, Ah don’t think Twi would do something like that, let alone Shining Armor…Ah mean he’s married fer Pete’s sake!”

Rarity breathed a sigh of relief “Whew, good…I mean…Conceiving a foal with a family member…It’s just wrong on so many levels.”

Applejack looked at Rarity “Well, Ah don’t think we should judge somepony’s choices in life, even if they aren’t seen as ‘normal’”

Rarity said nothing but gave a look of indifference.

Applejack sighed “Ah think we should jus’ relax, Twilight will tell us when she feels comfortable doing so.”
Everypony nodded in agreement.

Twilight’s friends escorted her home and gave her reassurance, as the day went on the thought still lingered in everypony’s mind. “How did this happen?”

Twilight could sense her friends wanted to know what happened, and she felt she had a reasonable explanation.

Twilight sighed “Um…I didn’t really give you guys an explanation of how…This happened.”

Applejack waved a hoof “Ah, don’t worry yer pretty little head ‘bout it , Twi. You don’t have to tell us anythin’ if ya don’t wanna.”

Twilight nodded “I know, but I think you guys deserve an explanation.” She swallowed, sighed and began to explain.
“You see…A few nights ago I decided to take a night off after working so hard, I went to the Ponyville bar, I usually don’t drink when I go there, but I needed something to help relax me, so I had a few drinks, and…Well…I met a stallion.”

“…And he took advantage of you?” Applejack asked

Twilight simply nodded sadly

“Well that’s just not cool!” Rainbow Dash exclaimed, wringing her hooves in anger. “Who is this guy? We’ll make him take responsibility for this!”

Applejack looked up at Rainbow “Calm yer wings there, sugarcube.”

Twilight sighed “Doesn’t matter, he was from out of town.

Rainbow Dash blinked “Damn. I wanted to hunt him down” She crossed her arms and pouted.

“I appreciate that, Rainbow Dash. But what’s done is done. And now I have to deal with this.” Twilight stated.

“So, what will you do now, Twilight?” Asked Fluttershy.

Twilight looked down “Well, I guess I’ll have to send a letter to my family, telling them the news, then I’ll have to tell Celestia…And then…I dunno.”

“Well we’re here for you.” Applejack stated as she put a hoof on Twilight’s shoulder.

Twilight grinned “Thanks guys…I think I’ll turn in and then work on that letter…It’s been a long day”

After the goodbyes and everything had settled down in Twilight’s library she looked at her paper and quill. She began writing out a letter…To Shining Armor…Telling him only that there was something she needed to tell him urgently and that he needed to come alone. She sent the letter off and awaited a reply.

A few days passed when suddenly there was a knock at Twilight’s door. She answered the door only to see her brother standing before her, looking worried

“I came as quickly as I could. What’s the emergency, Twilight? I almost got in trouble with the guard for this.” Shining said as he walked in.

Twilight had been rehearsing for this moment for the past couple of days but she still had difficulty saying the words directly to him.

“Um…Shining Armor…Um…” Twilight started.

Shining looked at his little sister’s face which was full of despair. “Twily, whatever it is, please, tell me.”

Twilight swallowed before speaking again “Shining…Remember…That night where we…Did that thing that stallions and mares do?”

“Yeah…” Shining replied confusedly.

Twilight bit her lower lip and looked away for a second “Well…Remember how I was scared of what would come of that night?”

Shining responded again with a “Yeah…”

Twilight bit her lower lip again “Well…Those fears…Have come to pass.”

Shining simply sat down and stared at Twilight for a moment, his mind not wanting to process this new information.
“Shining…”

“Twilight…Does this mean…You’re?” Shining asked in concern.

Twilight nodded “Yes, I’m pregnant.”

Shining zoned out for a minute before getting up and walking over to Twilight and giving her a reassuring hug.
“Hey, it’s okay…” Shining said reassuringly.

Twilight sighed “No it’s not. We’re brother and sister, if anyone finds out we made a foal together…”

Shining Armor gave a look of concern. “Yeah…I know.”

Twilight blinked “What are we going to tell mom and dad?”

Shining thought for a moment “Have you told anything to your friends?”

Twilight shrugged “Just a lame story about me getting drunk and getting taken advantage of.”

“Did they buy it?” Asked Shining Armor.

“Yeah…But what does that matter?” Twilight responded.

Shining shrugged “Use that story on mom and dad. If the story is too over-elaborate they’ll get suspicious.”

Twilight blinked “You think they’ll buy it?”

Shining shrugged “Probably, they’ll be mad but at least they won’t think their kids are sexual deviants…”

Twilight looked down “Yeah, that makes me feel SO MUCH better…” She stated sarcastically.

Shining Armor now sighed “I’m sorry, Twilight…I don’t know what to do or say either…I mean, I’ll be having a foal, which is
amazing, but I’ll be having that foal with my sister, which is bad…By the way…What are you going to tell the baby when he or she grows up?”

Twilight shrugged “Probably the same story I told my friends.”

Shining Armor blinked for a second “And the foal will never know I was his dad…So see? It’s not easy for either of us.”

Twilight looked at him “Yeah, but I’m the one who has to carry the foal, birth him or her and raise him or her.”

Shining armor looked away in embarrassment “Oh yeah, right…Uhhh…”

Twilight sighed. “What am I going to tell Celestia?”

Shining armor looked at Twilight surprised “Well Celestia, I doubt you’re going to able to pull one over on…You’d be better off telling her the truth.”

“And then she’ll drop me as her student.” Twilight replied sadly.

Shining Armor put a hoof on Twilight’s shoulder “Hey now, Celestia’s not like that. She’ll understand.”

“What if she doesn’t?” Replied Twilight.

“Trust me, she will” Shining Armor stated reassuringly.

After a lengthy discussion, the two ponies now had their plans set, and nopony would ever know the truth but them…Or would they? That night Twilight sent a letter to Celestia, telling her of Twilight’s state, the next morning Twilight received a letter summoning her to Celestia’s castle. Twilight immediately went to Celestia’s castle in Canterlot, when she had arrived Celestia had ordered everypony out of the hall so she may talk to her student alone, Twilight gave her bogus story to Celestia, who did not seem to be convinced.

“Interesting story, my student…” Celestia stated.

“Yes…I’m sorry, Princess, I was stupid.” Twilight replied shamefully.

Celestia looked upon her student “Twilight Sparkle, I sense that you are not telling me the whole truth about your situation.”

Twilight’s eyes widened “Wh-What do you mean?”

Celestia sighed “Twilight, if there is something more to this story, I urge you to tell me. Hiding the truth will only make things worse in time…I sense there is more to this story, please, tell me.”

Twilight swallowed and thought to herself “Here it comes…The end of my studenthood…”

Twilight took a deep breath “Yes, Princess…The truth is…I lied…The real story is…Me and my brother…Got drunk…And he’s the father.”

Celestia blinked for a second, but said nothing.

Twilight sighed “I’m sorry…I’ll leave now…”

“Why would you do that, my student?” Celestia asked curiously.

Twilight looked back at Celestia “Because, you wouldn’t want some sexual deviant freak as your student.”

Celestia walked over to Twilight and cast a wing over her shoulder. “Twilight Sparkle, I do not care what you do behind closed doors, and I certainly do not judge ponies’ life choices, what has happened has happened, and while it is quite a predicament, I’m more shocked you think I would cast you aside for this.”

Twilight looked up at Celestia “Really? You mean, you won’t stop mentoring me?”

Celestia shook her head “No, my student. This is not the first case of such an event that I have heard either. It happens quite a lot actually.”

Twilight blinked “Really?”

Celestia simply nodded.

“Uh, could you keep this just between us, Princess? I don’t want Shining Armor to get in trouble or anything.” Twilight asked in concern.

“You have my word, Twilight.” Celestia replied.

The rest of Twilight’s day was a rather up and down experience, she gave her bogus story to her parents, who, as expected were quite angry with her but at least they believed her story. They did offer support though and were willing to help out in any way they could. The prospect of a new foal in the family seemed to go over well with Cadence who could remember foalsitting Twilight when she was younger.

All in all an exhausting day for the young Twilight Sparkle, who had just been on quite the incestuous misadventure, thoughts still loomed in her head…Would anyone find out who the real father was? Would anyone get suspicious? Would the foal turn out okay? Would she be a good mother?

So many questions…All of which would be answered in due time….

As the days trekked on, the idea of having a baby set well with Twilight, she was becoming more and more thrilled with the prospect of being a mother, and her friends were all so helpful and supportive. Perhaps this wasn’t such a bad thing after all…

But Twilight often thought about those experiences with Shining Armor…Would she ever experience that again?