It was clear to you that you were never going to do another fund raiser like that ever again. You started out having that annoying cough that's going around campus lately. After a few days you stayed in from school today because you woke up with a serious fever, either that or the common cold, you weren't studying to be a doctor so you wouldn't know how to diagnose this situation.

The temperature ran at about 105 degrees, and you felt like shit, but the thing is, you always felt like shit. This time you felt like the worst shit shit ever shitted upon, the shittiest shit. You were moaning and groaning as you crawled your lazy ass out of bed, and it was like you were trying to cough your guts out all over the floor. That wasn't all though, it got worse, it felt like you were so cold, but you were also burning up, you didn't know what to do with yourself. You gave up trying to combat the sickness, so you called in the big guns. You pick up your phone and dialed the special number.

"Hello Mom? I'm sick, like really, really sick... Mmhmm, okay. So that's what you do? Take the dark purple one? Alright, okay, bye mom. Love you too." You hang up your phone and follow procedures as you were told.

You had a bottle of medicine that your Mom packed inside of your suitcase, no matter how badly you hated it. You had to take a spoonful of the nasty shit, and the kind of medicine your mom gives you, you don't really like to think about it. You pinched your nose and down the hatch the medicine went, it still had a foul taste in your mouth afterwards. You quickly take a nearby bottle of whatever and chug down its contents, luckily for you it was your iced tea.

Then, you heard a sudden knock at the door, a rather firm knock, not one of those, 'Do you want to hang out?' knocks. Whenever you didn't get those, 'Do you want to hang out?' knocks, you always thought that it would be some type of shit that would be so deep it would go up to your knees. When you opened it up it was Rainbow, as well as another girl who you never seen before. She had golden eyes and had a brown leather jacket on, she had white hair that went over one of her eyes.

"Hey you, I wanted to see how you were feeling, since you were all sickly yesterday. I also wanted you to meet Gilda, my childhood friend. She's visiting from the Trottingham branch in Florida, and I'm showing her around." You look over to her and she waves at you in a single motion, trying to act all badass from what you could tell.

"I'm good thank you, I think I'm finally getting better as a matter of fact. It's very nice to meet you Gilda, I hope you enjoy your stay." You say with a little fancy by using an English accent.

"Yeah yeah, just don't get me sick." She spat at you, and you jump back from the hostility in her voice.

"Jeez, what rustled your jimmies?" You retort, Rainbow didn't really have a say in your little showdown that you created. You gave her the, 'Watch out, we gotta badass,' look, and she looked like she was going to fuck you up, metaphorically of course.

She got all up in your face, trying to stare you down, but luckily you were the taller one of the bunch. Rainbow had a sheepish grin as she tried to defuse the situation. The two had finally left after you closed the door on them, you could hear them conversing but couldn't make out anything.

"Rainbow, how do you hang out with these people? I mean, the one we met is okay, but seriously. What happened?" Rainbow seemed to ignore this and shrugged, Gilda rolled her eyes and followed close behind.

You were left to go take a nap, sleeping always helped when you were sick. Surprisingly, you almost never take naps, there were only two exceptions to when you sleep during the day. One was when you were sick, hence why you were sleeping now, and lastly, when you were bored. With your gaming consoles, as well as your PC you bought for Christmas, you were almost never bored.

You heard the Old Spice jingle go off on your phone, but when you checked you had four missed calls and a text message. When you checked, they were all voicemails from Twilight, Fluttershy, Pinkie, and Luna respectively, and the text message was from Rainbow, all asking if you were okay, or said to get better soon. At this moment you felt all warm inside, either from feeling loved, or that you were about to throw up. By the sudden uncomfortable rumble from your stomach, you were about to spill your guts out.

"Fuck my life and *burp* fuck my immune system." You managed to say before you went back to spilling out your guts. At least it didn't taste so bad, since you just ate about an hour ago.

It tasted like what you had for lunch, you wouldn't mind swallowing it back again, if it meant to keep you from starving and having a second lunch. Another knock came from behind the door, you wipe any puke from your chin and quickly wash your mouth out. You open it up and see Headmistress Celestia, she also had a familiar bottle in her hand, perhaps too familiar.

"So I heard you were sick. So I brought you your favorite medicine~!" She mocked, it really wasn't your favorite, it was actually even worse than your mother's, but it was also more potent.

The bad thing was that it didn't have a flavor, it just tasted like pure shit oil, but from past experience it was fast acting, and by the next day you were fit as a fiddle. It activated your gag reflex as you choked it down, but you managed to keep it down. She hugged your sick ass and left, you just loved her, not like love love, but like as family.

"Thanks Tia! Hopefully I'll be in class tomorrow!" You say as she was passing the corridor, she waved back and went back to her office.

You could've sworn she was prancing too, but you shrugged it off as you took your own temperature. It went down a lot, almost back to your normal temperature, but still a couple degrees over. You had to admit this is the first time being sick in a few years, you were always pretty good about personal hygiene, and avoiding sick people. The thing is that it's been going around campus lately, so you had no use fighting it anyways.

"Careful!" You say to no one in particular, "I sense flatulence in the future!" You go back into your dorm and go into your medicine cabinet. You take some what you call anti flatulence pills so you don't accidentally shit your pants without knowing it.

Author's Note

Super late night writing skills activate! It's where the magic happens, if you know what I mean... dirty minded fellow you!
Oh, and by the way, I was thinking about if magic should exist in this universe. What do you guys think about that? Yes? No? Perhaps maybe?