Trottingham University
Chapter 24: (Not So) Shenanigans with Luna: Part 2
Previous ChapterNext ChapterYou walk into the mall, not exactly looking forward to you assisting Luna with her pranking. You absolutely had no idea what she had in store for you, but you thought it probably had to do with some of your Vigors.
Since Vigors are meant for lethal purposes, you didn’t think it would have been a good idea to mess around with them. Especially since Luna was familiar with the use of them, assuming that she played Bioshock before.
“So, are you planning to get something out of all this? Or am I missing something?” You ask, and for a response Luna just gives you a deadpan stare.
“If I remember correctly, Rainbow Dash put butter in your underwear and froze it, and then for extra measures she threw it at your face. Didn’t you say something about getting back at her?” She was right, Rainbow did do that about a few days ago, you really needed to get a new hiding place for your spare key.
“Yeah, but this isn’t really the way to get back at her, is it?”
“I guess you’re right, I think Devil’s Kiss is a bit overboard, perhaps Undertow or Bucking Bronco are a better choice in this situation.” She thought, a very evil grin appeared on her face.
“I just think I should not do this, you know how your sister is with punishment.” Just the thought of that would kill you, because while Molly was here, the real Celestia picked up a few things from her. If you remember correctly, she even made a sex dungeon below the school. Gross.
“Yes, yes, I’m well aware, but I’m her sister! What is she gonna do to me?” You could see many ways Tia would punish her sister, and most of them were not pretty.
You shrug your shoulders as Luna gives you another bag to carry, luckily this was a one time thing, because you weren’t planning on getting a girlfriend until after school. Hopefully after you get a supporting job, too.
“Alright, I have enough stuff, let’s go.” Luna said, walking back towards the entrance.
“Why did you bring me to get all this stuff?” You ask, not really wanting to know why. Hopefully she would ignore you, but you were about to find out.
“I just needed to pick some stuff up for my sister, these aren’t for pranking.” Well, at least you didn’t need the bananas for anything, that was an advantage.
Hopefully you were not going to do anything worth getting you kicked out of school. Even though Celestia knows you, she can still kick you out if needed. Besides, so far you had excellent grades, even though you were absent a lot more than you had hoped for. Every second, you start to think that this stunt is not going to end well for you, even though you are with Luna.
“Then what are we gonna do?”
“I was hoping you could cut the power to your dorm building, overload the generator with Electro Bolt. Either that or you could flood the shower room so no one could get in it with Undertow. I have yet to decide on that.” She winked at you, and continued down the hall looking for anything she might need.
“Oh, hold on. I need to get some things.” She went right into the store you’d hoped she wouldn’t go in. Even so, why would they even have one of these in the mall anyways.
“The prank store?” This little alcove of the mall was very run down, and almost looked like a ghetto gas station; full of magazines, dim lighting, little display boxes on the countertop, dead insects in glue traps in the corner, you could keep going, but decided otherwise against it. You could tell why it looked like this because the only people that were in there was Luna and the clerk that ran the place.
“Okay, thanks. Buh-bye.” She exited the store without a hitch, and she looked happier compared to when she entered the store.
“These should help.” She gave you a box full of silly string, it’s good that you weren’t going to have to use your Plasmids.
“What you’re gonna do is re-route Rainbow and your friends’ water pipes to make it take silly string instead of water. You’re gonna use that Electro Bolt of your to short out the air conditioning, and that’s that.”
“Wait, what about me?”
“You can use my bathroom, Tia and I have separate bathrooms you can use. All you’re gonna do is do what I just said to your dorm building, since you and your friends all live there.”
“Seems legit.” You couldn’t think of a more devious plan, even if you did it would cross that line of funny and just plain mean.
“Well, are you in or are you not?” Luna asked you, but the only problem with that is that the other students will immediately suspect you because you’re the only one that has running water and AC.
“I’m afraid I can’t, Luna. I’m sorry, but can I do something for you in return?” She looked skeptical, but she seemed to be willing to give you a chance.
“I’ve been trying to find conductors to my powers, and I was able to find one thing for electricity.” You take a small ring out from your pocket, which housed a very small diamond embedded inside of it.
“I’ve figured out that diamonds are the best magical conductors, this one in particular happens to have Electro Bolt 3 infused with it, it cost a fortune for my sake.” You gave it to Luna, who seemed very happy at the time.
“Why are you giving me this?”
“Because Celestia told me that you’ve always wanted other powers other than being able to control the darkness and shadows. So, I’m giving this to you, and the best part is that it’s rechargeable!” Once you finished your sentence Luna ran up to hug you, and you almost thought you heard sniffling.
“I guess I should take you home now, let you get ready for tomorrow?”
“I think I’ll walk, I need some time alone.” You respond, letting Luna go her merry way to her pimpin’ car.
You felt sad about denying Luna her fun, but at least it would keep you from getting into more trouble. Those diamonds were a pain in the ass to buy, you won’t be buying anything that highly priced for a while, unless it was for a new car.
Your father left you enough money to get through college and then some, sometimes you wondered how your father even got that kind of money, other times you didn’t care. Hopefully he didn’t have to do something he would regret doing, like dealing drugs, or sell sex slaves.
Anyways, you were a good ten yards into your three mile long walk back to campus, and you were completely oblivious to the fact that you had no means of transportation. You could try teleporting, but you were in public, and being in public was pretty much self-explanatory, you couldn't do shit.
Your phone rattled in your pocket, instinctively, you picked up the phone and looked at the caller ID, seeing that it was Twilight. You honestly didn’t know how these people got your phone number, maybe giving it to Pinkie Pie wasn’t such a great idea after all.
“Hello?” You answer.
“Hey! Where are you? You weren’t at school today, so I figured you were sick or something.”
“Nah, Luna asked me to do some errands with her, I took the day off.” You said, as if you didn't have a care in the world.
Of course you cared, you needed to get back in school ASAP, it's just that you had a lot of things to take care of on your schedule, like setting Blueblood's pants on fire, or getting every girl you know to stop sexually harassing you. Of course that was a big exaggeration, you needed to get almost every girl to stop sexually harassing you, every little thing made a difference for some reason. You guessed it was that time of the month again, though you weren't well aware of girl anatomy.
School prioities come first, and you know it, keep this up and they'll have you thrown out in a jiffy. You've had too many absences and not enough excuses, magic can't solve everything y'know, "with great power comes great responsibility" and all that bullshit.
“You can’t keep doing that y’know, you’ve already been gone for a month tops. The teachers are getting suspicious.”
“Okay Mom, thanks for the heads up.” You hissed, causing Twilight to groan in frustration.
“I’ll see you tomorrow.”
“Yeah, see ya then.”
You suddenly started to whistle random notes, in which those random notes became a song, from one of your favorite video games of all time. To be more exact, it was the Song of Storms, from Ocarina of Time, one of the most catchiest songs in there, besides Gerudo Valley.
What caught your attention is that the longer you whistled, the weather started to change. Clouds got darker, and the air started to smell of rain. Much to your curiosity, you managed to make it rain with whistling alone. You didn’t want to know how powerful this magic was with an actual ocarina, and much to your excitement you knew how to play one, because you were that infatuated with The Legend of Zelda at the time.
You remembered that text box that showed up on your TV screen as a child, oh how nostalgic.
Make it Rain:
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The rain started to get heavier, and the sky became darker. You didn’t care you were walking, because not only do you have Plasmids and Vigors, but you had the abilities from Ocarina of Time as well.
“That is so OP!” You say out loud, and to no one in particular.
The people around you stopped to look at you for a moment, most likely wondering what the fuck is wrong with you, but you could care less. You start to whistle to the Song of Storms again, and the rain seemed to stop in an instant, you could tell it was real because there were puddles on the ground, and you were soaking wet.
“Welp, time to go home! The only problem is how...” You just realized your only ride home was Luna, and your cell phone was almost dead, at least you were in good shape!
Author's Note
This isn't a full chapter, and I apologize for the agonizingly long wait. I'll make sure the next one is at least 2-3,000 words long.
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