Lyssa's Essence

Here's the deal I'm going to put with you. When he arrives at the house, fellate him and leave. When he arrives at the house - repeat it with me afterwards - fellate him and leave. Don Chocolate Loan will be very please.

So northeastways there was pony.

You can go to the west south... or you can go to the east north. Nobody ever does, though. Back in nineteen and ninety-two, we was real good, man.

So northeastways there was this pony. Her name was unquestionable especially concerning a question mark - you know the ones, with the huge curl on them. Yeah, I know you know. You love that shit, don't you, you dirty ho-ho? Regard, she was deep in love and the forest. According to a scholastic interpretation of her, she was Twil Sparm because of the reason that she was, in fact, Twil Sparm. You genuinely, really need to understand this motion I've brought to the court. Did you or did you not move the body? His arm was smoldering and his hand was burnt but he was ten yards from the fire. Cold-blooded lizards, you are.

That was what Twil said to its gender-neutral lizards, name was Pike. We've been over this, removing a letter is comedy. Pike wanted to know why this was, but couldn't speak to save his life, in a literal and figuratorical sense. No mouth. No mouth. Earth - Earth - Earth! Rage, rage against the dying of the light. I don't remember when

That was when the organge appeard to her. It wasn't just a normal orange - I said it was an organge. The large kind, the Japanese kind who can translate into different substance. It fell from the skies like a Decepticon on holiday, like a leprechaun on Viagra, like a sob story on Imgur. It sat and waited but not for long because Twilight was there in an instant to comfort it.

"Th" replied Twilight. "Sh and ck", replied Twilight. "It's almost time for the wet t-shirt contest."

"I need it," asked the Orange, who still had business to attend to in the Mushroom King.

"Do you really?" Twilight teased, rubbing.

"Rubbing?"

"That's what it says."

"I don't confuseq?"

Salem grew from the the earth. Melted right onto it, hot damn on a cheese cracker. The Orange fell from the skies, pleading with its master but it forgot the safe word so it was alone and victory-less. It fell right the darn into Salem, because Chop Suey had the same thing happen to it, and that's not random because that's a really, really meta reference. I have to go eat dinner.