Pinkie Pie, knowing all of the secrets of the universe like we all know she does, decides to share a few with her audience.

In all Honesty I was feeling a little depressed when I came up with this Idea and decided to cobble together a short little thing where I imagined Pinkie Pie talking to me about life. Seemed therapeutic for me at the time so I figured I'd share it all with you, should you care to give it a read. It's not meant to change anyone's life or anything like that, just one of those 'why the hay not?' moments.

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