the murvelous adventure's of Spik the pervert
Spikes day started out normally and just like any other day that he would have liveded could have evr starten.BLARG he leaped out of bed and wantered down staries. “Hai Twilight, how are you?”Im fine spik, why do you ak?”
Spike mearly looked at her befur responding” not much i just wok up and wanted som fod. Ok spike twiligth sayd I think we have” some waffles in the kitchan! Spike was excityed beacuse he leoved waffles and espcially with syrup! “OH i love da waffles twilight?”
Even do it wuz early in the morning he didnt not care because the waffles were SO GOOd Spike liked the walfles so much that he Felt AROUSED and his baby dragon prats gr4w increadilbley hard. Twi”light, I like you so much and theese waffles are makng ame hurny!
Twitlight was surprised and said, “wow do you wanna have sex then.” SPike was like yeah! and then He waldked over to twilight with his big purple dragon lust boner of epic amzingness. Him and twilikt spackrle went ur ur ur’ and then spike sprayed his babeh dragon juice all over the place.
Oh wow spikei that was a lot and you were really good.”
“Didyouol .ike it?.’ Spike saida and tthen Twilighty was like yeah it wuz yo hehe. we shouls soo do this again but Spike was not completely satisfied dso he decided to go oauoit on the town.Spike eyed all off ta ponies hungrily because he was reeeeellly hurny for more pony posterior and stuff so he walk into the twon squareea and everybudy was walking around and stuf because e verydody knows that ponies like to walk because it is wat they do.
Spike saw rainbow dish flying through the sky above Runbow douche, hey Rinebow Darsh! Then Rainbow dash flow around and saw Spike on the ground Rimblow Dinsh was like hey spike what r you oh my goodness what are you doing. I’m trying to dance and sing and get some of that ass.Ooh Rainbow Dacsh said. “i would do to dat let me come down there and we can have somefun.
spike jumped on rainbow dashed back and they went over to behind a bush because the marketplace was crowded. “Oooh Spike, youre so awesome and realay sexey and I love you so much! Rumkeg Flash leaned down to lick Spieke’s elongated dragon boner. She said “Oh Spike you are so good at this! To which Spike rplied yeah I just did Twilord this morning too, it was totally awsome but you’re otter. He smiled to Dash. Dash smiled to Dash. He climed on his flank and penetated har so deap thet she was close to orgassm
Spike unleash load of dragon yum yum juice and shot his load in his face while screamed “ASSSo steeamy! Rainboow Dish was like “Ahhh So GOOD!” And then she passed out from spike’s SHEER DRAGON AWESOME CUM DOBULE D FORCE POWER!
“Oh My!” Spike said like George Takei before walking out from behind the bush and leaving Rainbow there, the ponies in the marketplace weren’t too surprise to se Spike setp out from behings bush because that was the public local sex bush.
Spike decided to just go on his way, but then he smelled the delicious smell that he smelled coming from Sugar Cube Corner because it was a delicious smell that smelled goo. He smelled all da cookies and the other pastry and he walked inside because he wanted to by something but strangly enough it was empty accept for Pinkie. Hey” Pinkie” Spike yelled because he saw her behind the counter looking all sad and such so he wanted to cheer her up plus her big bubble but was making him relay hornay.
Hey Pinkie what’s wrong? Spike sawyed before going over to Pinkie. Pinkie isn’t really sad! She is just hoofing herself because nopony else is in the shop because she forgot to chance the sign to open from the closed.
“SPike! WHat are you doing here?!” Pinkie cried out in embarassment here lemme hlep you with that Spike said. Then Spike isnerted his perpetually bonerific penis into Pinkie’s oven to help her bake soome cupcakes. Ooooh. Ooooh. Ohooohoihoihoh! Pinkie said because Spike was such a good baller G at sex even though he was a virgin until today. Pinkie came even fast thatn spikje “OH SPIKE IM FREAKING COMING ALL OVER THE PLACE LIKE A BROKEN FIRE HYDRANT!” and then Spike said “OH NOES THE HOES IS TURNING ON!”
Together they spewed their collective juices all ofver the place and then Pinkie Pie slipped on the slippery linoleum floor and nocked herself out. Oh well.
Spike just decided to let her rest and go outside but then he saw Applejack selling apples at her apple cart so he decided to be more daring. He walked right up to here and kissed her on the face because that is where people kiss each other when they are attracted or like each other or are realaye hurnayy!! Applejack was all like: “Hey SPike I didn’t know you feel that way about me let’s go have sex behind that bush because it’s private and you’re makin gme really horny and shit” So then they want behind the bush.
Spike and Snapplecrack had sex for like 1 whole hour because spike is so booss but they did things that are too weird to be told in a story because Applecrack is all conutry hick farmer and stuff yo! Then Applejack went back to selling apples and nobody even knowticed that she was gone because she is country NINJA!
Spike was bored but then he remember that the SUPER SEXY ALL POWER LUL RAIRITY THE UNICORN PONY WHO WAS A PONY THAT LIKE FASHIONS lived across the seat and he wanted to see her and maybe have sex with her.
Oh your so hot spike rarity said and then Spike said, “Yes, I know, let’s have sex.”
Then Spike and Rarity had pony dragon sex for a million times because they are each others one true love and nobody can ever break them apart ever. SPike decided not to go to Fluttershy house because she is too innocen have pony sex plus nobody really cares about her and everypony ingores her anway.
Now that Spike had had sex with everypony who was really hot and sexy, he wanted to go home and take a nap. He wanted to have sex with everypony because everybrony knows that if they were a pony that every pony would be at least an 8 on the sexy scale because they are super hot, especially Braeburn BRAEBURN! But Spike was too tired plus he was suporsed to call his doctor if his erection lasted more than four hours plus he had just jizz 5 times in like one day so give a guy a break gosh!
Spike went to slepp *Dream sequence activeate*
Spike floated around in the vast expanse of darkness that was his mind, observing the various objects floating around. Suddenly, he saw something that brought him to tears. A large Belgian Waffle with delicious, golden, fluffy crust was gently floating towards him. Spike devoured the Europonian waffle ravenously and with great gusto; he’d never had such a marvelous treat in his entire life, even if it had been a dream.
He felt himself being pulled from his sleep, probably by Twilight to do his daily chores. He gave a small sigh and a tear escaped his dragon iris as he slowly let go of the remnants of what had once been a delicious masterpiece of confectionary delight.
*End Dream Sequence*
*3 Months later*
Spike how are you fealing Nurse Redheart asked.Spike said I’m fine. I’m sorry but you had too much sex and you are now going to die from low sperm count in 5.2 secenods. Aaaaah.
The End.
And then I came.
