My Fiery New Life

by Blaze Song

Rating: teen
Tags: Crossover, Alternate Universe, Human, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 1369

I'm not supposed to purple and green!

'Ah just great…morning, now… Coffee, Wait, my voice is wrong, I'm not supposed to be purple and green, and don't I have claws! at least not before I went to sleep, and why does the world seem a little… off?'

Hello, Dear reader, as you read these words, know that I am not the Spike you all know and love, something went, well… wrong…. well, more or less sideways… you see, that's the thing about transdimensional travel, you never 100% certain where you'll land… and I've been stuck here for so long now It's changed me, changed us. The Kid is in here with me, if thats not enough, there's this cryptic prophecy…

Three into one, ye are more than one alone.
Soul of Fire, Heart of Care, and Mind of Iron.
Three legends, One unsung, Two Unprepared.
May, Three Be One, Or ALL shall fall.
And Chaos shall overthrow Order Tall.

….. I'm never getting home, am I. Gee Thanks Princess Sparkle Butt…

I've finially gotten my mind is some sort of order. I'm gonna start actually writing. :pinkiehappy: Notes… so many notes :twilightblush: and please, forgive the spelling errors. Sorry it took YEARS! :pinkiesad2:

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2017-02-07 06:39:46 UTC

Future Sight

Future Sight

"a peak into the chaos to come."

Section of transcript 78-B-776: Interview of possessing entity self-identified as "Blaze"

for psychological profiling of entity "Blaze", see document 2b

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Entity's Full Name: [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]

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Species and Gender of Entity "Blaze": [REDACTED] Gender: Male

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Host's Full Name: [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]

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Species and Gender of Host: [REDACTED] Gender: Male.

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Interview overseen by Captain [REDACTED] of [REDACTED] Unit.

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[Entity "Blaze"]

Princess Celestia

Princess Luna

"Okay, now that we've all calmed down and are thinking logically. and we've established that, while no, I'm not your son, Mama.. he's fine, a-okay, and so on and so forth. Scared and upset but fine, we both are!"

You have no right to call me mother.

"I have every right Mother! you taught me, raised me, took time out from your day to pl--"

Stop, pretending to be our nephew will gain you no favors from us parasite!

"Oh don't give me that, Auntie! I'm not...a-"
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"We're sorry, okay, both of us are still sorting out our memories, things are a jumble in there and things slip out, okay... We, no.. me?.. I mean, him. Rahh! See?!"
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"OW...OW... No more Royal Canterlot Voice, Auntie! it hurts!, How you you deal with the noise kid?"
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"Shut up! We're right here!, in front of you, we know your scared, and very very upset, but screaming at me won't solve anything! it just hurts us both Auntie!"
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"Thank you, I'm sorry for yelling, but please, our ears are sensitive! Mine doubly so it seems."
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"What?... No!.. I can't just leave him! You both truly have no idea what sort of fresh hell this poor child's been through! What he will go through... what you all will go through."
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"Whoa whoa, Auntie! am not threatening you! Or him."
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"Oh, use your bucking heads Auntie and Mama. Your both over a millenia old. He and you need my help."
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"Oh for crying out loud, Mama, why would I want to piss you off?! What advantage would I hope to gain by lying? I gave myself up willingly and without resistance to both you and [REDACTED]
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"What proof can I give you that will show you that I'm not a threat. Huh? OH, good idea kid, okay Mum. how about the letter you got sent by [REDACTED] Most likely saying that I predicted down to the T what was going to happen with Auntie?, almost word for word, yesterday?. when I wasn't even there?"
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"Ah, got you interested didn't I?..."
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"How did I know about the letter?, you just told me!... hmm? Oh..thanks kid, sorry for pranking mum.. It's hard to focus, with all this extra stuff in my head, need some way to vent.. Welp.. I'm gonna go rest, Good luck Kiddo, remember to flip your cousin off... I also give you [HOST NAME] full permission to make a promise for me, but only if needed, and do not be vague, say exactly what you mean. And for the love of your ancestor, do not brake it!.. You've seen what happened, no, wait..what will or could happen? I don't know! This right there is why your I never want your Mother's curse."
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"Mum, I mean, how do I, Yes, Yes I know its a secret kid. I certainly don't blame our Mum for hiding it, she has to, I do too or things could go boom, now how do we.. Oh, thank you! [Host name]. Your dreams, Mother? How do you deal with them, are they not all, and I hope you understand this, wibbly wobbly timey wimey?"
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"He exists? oh good! Wha..ohh no no no, I'm not him. Do I even look like him? Okay, hang on, don't answer that, dumb question. but no, I'm not him. I just know him, kinda."
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"You know him too? This just became so much easier!"
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"Look, now that that's all settled, I'm going to sleep, and if he turns up.. give him this message, you're late, Mr Professor Smith, learn to drive. He'll know what it means. Actually better yet, can I have something to write with? And yes you guards can have a copy, Good luck translating it."
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[Entity was given quill and ink, for a copy of the letter that was written, see Document 1c]
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"How do I know the written language of a dead people, only one surviving, forever saving lives because that's just who he is?"
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"Ahh, as someone once said, that sweetie, is spoilers."
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Really? She's their daughter and not.. okay yeah, I can see that."
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"Shush, Spoilers, oh.. this is fun! I see why she does it, must annoy the heck out of her Dad, anyway. Bye."

[Host]

"Mum, he's just trying to appear all mysterious again... like you often do, don't mind him, besides, I can read [REDACTED] like a book, so can He... and dude, that's creepy, stop... Wha-- Stop laughing!.. okay, yeah that is funny..."
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"No Mum, talking to Blaze."
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"What, oh, he's sleeping now."
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"He's a cool guy Mum, Auntie, he's just under a lot of stress. Remember when I said this is all really really odd and complex? well, that doesn't begin to cover it. He knows things, Mum, a lot of things."
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"No I can't tell you, not with other listening, some of this is way way above Black level sort of dangerous."
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"He's blocked all of it from me, except a few tiny things, Said that he'd kill us both if he had to, to stop anyone from getting it from him."
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"Whoa whoa.. mum, calm down please.. I'll tell you what we both thought would be good enough to say, if this came up. He thinks that if what in his mind ever got out, and into the wrong hooves. Heck he doesn't really trust either of you with any of it."
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"Look... fine, he knows a type of um.. guess we can call it magic for now that can um... oh tartarus with it!"
[Host changed to unknown dialect, examiners 1 & 2 reply in same, after becoming distressed. All parties, speak Common after several minutes.]
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"Yeah it's that bad. Actually, nope, its worse."
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"What? No don't do that.. okay, didn't wanna do this but."
[Host made an Unbreakable Oath, on behalf of Entity "Blaze", see Document 2a for details of Oath]
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"Thanks Mama. Yes I had to. I'm serious and he's that serious, he's not dangerous. It's just that, he's like you, knows and sees things, he's just not in his words, old and wise."
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"Yeah, he knows. He knows that more than anyone, he's also agreed to let Auntie and and you vist our dreams. He said he thinks he figured out how to Dream Walk, but he won't try out of respect for both you and everyone else."
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"Really?, Cool! Thanks Auntie Lulu!"
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"Oh, what happened?"
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"Well, it be best if Blaze started, he's got a few um theory's but it all goes right over my head, but it's gonna sound like something out of one of my comic books."