[SET IN FUTURE, AGED UP]

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I couldn’t actually finish reading it, so I will occasionally sneak peeks at it like I might at a white supremacist rally: quick, glancing and waiting for the perfect moment to use the loudspeaker.

After a long, hard day of being his handsome teenage self, Rumble receives an invitation to Pipsqueak's house, for something called the 'Ponyville Iron Lung Competition.' What could this strange competition be?

It's a blowjob competition of course. Double blowjobs, to be specific. Gratuitous, shameless cocksuckery, starring the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Diamond Tiara, Silver Spoon and Twist. Chowder and Featherweight also star as co-judges, with Pipsqueak and Dinky refereeing.

Not set in Pipsqueak's Day Off continuity. Set in future, all characters aged up to age of consent. Inspired by Darf's utterly fantastic fic, May the Best Butt Win.