Crystal FIN empire

Bak

I believe you mean g ak :D

Of course I do, what you saw before was a test haha

A TEST omg I wasn't prepared for this

Damn right you weren't, now the whole Crystal Empire is fucked, what do you intend to do about it?

I will travel to the island learn from Hurley how to battle the smoke monster

Train like Luke in empire with Zecora

Jump out of planes with keanu and shining to get our adrenaline fix

And then ill learn how to take down an OC

Sounds like a fucking awesome plan, let's rock this shit!

After a long journey our intrepid heroes found themselves in the snowy wasteland outside of the crystal empire

And then, EVIL SMOKE MOSTER THINGY! ARRRRRRRRRRGH!

(In his mind no sombra your always bad at making first impressions ill stay quiet and not talk maybe they would like to see my stair collection ill show them the way)

Giant smoke mister cases them

Be careful shining you don't know what that thing could give you I hear it has pony aids

*chases

ERMAHGERD RUN THE FUCK AWAY!

Enter crystal empire

ERMAHGERD CRYSTAL PONYS

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Isn't sorry in the slighteset

ERMAGERD Cadance

Sunshine sunshine

Ladybugs awake

Do a dance in your pants and give your ass a shake.

YEHHHHHHGHHHHH!!!!!

Loads of speaking

Look there are books in a library

Now sing the song of the empire

PRINCESS CADANCE NEEDS OUR HELP

HER MAGIC WILL NOT LAST FOREVER

I KNOW WE CAN DO IT

BUT WE NEED TO WORK TOGETHER

WE HAVE TO GET THIS RIGHT YES WE HAVE TO MAKE THEM SEE

WE CAN SAVE THE CRYSTAL PONIES WITH THEIR HISTORY

IT SAYS THAT THEY LIKED JOUSTING

THEY FLEW A FLAG OF MANY HUES

MADE SWEETS FROM CRYSTAL BERRIES

THEY HAD A PETTING ZOO WITH TINY EWES

YES WE HAVE TO GET THIS RIGHT YES WE HAVE TO MAKE THEM SEE

WE CAN SAVE THE CRYSTAL PONIES WITH THEIR HISTORY

THERE WAS A CRYSTAL FLUGLEHORN

THAT EVERY PONY LIKED TO PLAY

AND THE CRYSTAL KINGDOM ANTHEM

CAN YOU LEARN IT IN A DAY

OH WE HAVE TO GET THIS RIGHT YES WE HAVE TO MAKE THEM SEE

WE CAN SAVE THE CRYSTAL PONIES WITH THEIR HIS-

TOR-

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

YYYYYYY

NOW WHAT?

This fare is so Much fun

Dash forces fun

Omg the heart isn't the actual heart what are we gonna do

FIND THE FUCKER O'COURSE

O no Cadance fainted the smoke is getting in the empire quick Hurley what do we do

TAKE THE STAIRS! THOSE DAMN STAIRS!

Twilight casts magic missile at the darkness

And waiting for her at the base of the stairs an enemy to raival any other

DOORMON, THE DOOR DIGIMON!

Doormon shows twilight the results of the test twilight hates doormon for this so casts white magic to open the stairway to

MORE STAIRS!

Anti gravity power activate now slide twily slide and fall into the perfect trap

Crystal heart in possession of spike spike runs

He jumps

He falls of sombra tower

SHINING ARMOUR THROW YOUR FUCKING WIFE LIKE A JAVELIN, LIKE DO IT, IT'LL BE HILARIOUS

Shinings other shoulder

Wait weres the other guy

Oh he had a meeting gonna be late

Oh guess your ideas Cool

Fly my very ill and tired wife

A new challenger enters the area

CRYSTAL HEART !!!!! Nom

Cadance obtained crystal heart

FLY AROUND LIKE A GOON AND DO SHIT

a pony with more lines than the villain ERMAGERD CRYSTAL PRINCESS RETURNS

bad OC explodes killing him horribly

Celestia twilight you passed

Twilight YEHHHHHHHHHHH I PASSED

YOU WERE PREPARED TO DO YOUR BEST

NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WOONA BOOK ABOUT!

YO SIS YOU DIDN'T LET ME HAVE SCREEN TIME NOW READ MY FAN FICTION :P (you know the one with the red and black alicorn)

IT IS THE MOST AMAZAHH PONY EVA!

It's in love with all the pony but they like the honey bager they don't give a shit cos it's the best Eva

DAMN RIGHT IT IS

And this concludes J&C presents

The crystal FU@!?/IN empire