//-------------------------------------------------------// Crystal FIN empire -by CringiestCringe- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// Crystal FIN empire //-------------------------------------------------------// Crystal FIN empire Bak I believe you mean g ak :D Of course I do, what you saw before was a test haha A TEST omg I wasn't prepared for this Damn right you weren't, now the whole Crystal Empire is fucked, what do you intend to do about it? I will travel to the island learn from Hurley how to battle the smoke monster Train like Luke in empire with Zecora Jump out of planes with keanu and shining to get our adrenaline fix And then ill learn how to take down an OC Sounds like a fucking awesome plan, let's rock this shit! After a long journey our intrepid heroes found themselves in the snowy wasteland outside of the crystal empire And then, EVIL SMOKE MOSTER THINGY! ARRRRRRRRRRGH! (In his mind no sombra your always bad at making first impressions ill stay quiet and not talk maybe they would like to see my stair collection ill show them the way) Giant smoke mister cases them Be careful shining you don't know what that thing could give you I hear it has pony aids *chases ERMAHGERD RUN THE FUCK AWAY! Enter crystal empire ERMAHGERD CRYSTAL PONYS commercial break GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK  GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK  GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK  GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK  GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK  GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK  GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK  GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK  GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK  GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK  GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK  GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK  GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK  GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK GAK Isn't sorry in the slighteset ERMAGERD Cadance Sunshine sunshine Ladybugs awake Do a dance in your pants and give your ass a shake. YEHHHHHHGHHHHH!!!!! Loads of speaking Look there are books in a library Now sing the song of the empire PRINCESS CADANCE NEEDS OUR HELP HER MAGIC WILL NOT LAST FOREVER I KNOW WE CAN DO IT BUT WE NEED TO WORK TOGETHER WE HAVE TO GET THIS RIGHT YES WE HAVE TO MAKE THEM SEE WE CAN SAVE THE CRYSTAL PONIES WITH THEIR HISTORY IT SAYS THAT THEY LIKED JOUSTING THEY FLEW A FLAG OF MANY HUES MADE SWEETS FROM CRYSTAL BERRIES THEY HAD A PETTING ZOO WITH TINY EWES YES WE HAVE TO GET THIS RIGHT YES WE HAVE TO MAKE THEM SEE WE CAN SAVE THE CRYSTAL PONIES WITH THEIR HISTORY THERE WAS A CRYSTAL FLUGLEHORN THAT EVERY PONY LIKED TO PLAY AND THE CRYSTAL KINGDOM ANTHEM CAN YOU LEARN IT IN A DAY OH WE HAVE TO GET THIS RIGHT YES WE HAVE TO MAKE THEM SEE WE CAN SAVE THE CRYSTAL PONIES WITH THEIR HIS- TOR- REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YYYYYYY NOW WHAT? This fare is so Much fun Dash forces fun Omg the heart isn't the actual heart what are we gonna do FIND THE FUCKER O'COURSE O no Cadance fainted the smoke is getting in the empire quick Hurley what do we do TAKE THE STAIRS! THOSE DAMN STAIRS! Twilight casts magic missile at the darkness And waiting for her at the base of the stairs an enemy to raival any other DOORMON, THE DOOR DIGIMON! Doormon shows twilight the results of the test twilight hates doormon for this so casts white magic to open the stairway to MORE STAIRS! Anti gravity power activate now slide twily slide and fall into the perfect trap Crystal heart in possession of spike spike runs He jumps He falls of sombra tower SHINING ARMOUR THROW YOUR FUCKING WIFE LIKE A JAVELIN, LIKE DO IT, IT'LL BE HILARIOUS Shinings other shoulder Wait weres the other guy Oh he had a meeting gonna be late Oh guess your ideas Cool Fly my very ill and tired wife A new challenger enters the area CRYSTAL HEART !!!!! Nom Cadance obtained crystal heart FLY AROUND LIKE A GOON AND DO SHIT a pony with more lines than the villain ERMAGERD CRYSTAL PRINCESS RETURNS bad OC explodes killing him horribly Celestia twilight you passed Twilight YEHHHHHHHHHHH I PASSED YOU WERE PREPARED TO DO YOUR BEST NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WOONA BOOK ABOUT! YO SIS YOU DIDN'T LET ME HAVE SCREEN TIME NOW READ MY FAN FICTION :P (you know the one with the red and black alicorn) IT IS THE MOST AMAZAHH PONY EVA! It's in love with all the pony but they like the honey bager they don't give a shit cos it's the best Eva DAMN RIGHT IT IS And this concludes J&C presents The crystal FU@!?/IN empire