My Little Fortress 2

by dylanmckillin

Rating: everyone
Tags: Adventure, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Length: 1253

Heavy and Medic run into Equestria acidentally!

When runing from red team a giant pink portal popped up right in front of Heavy and Medic and before they could stop they ran right into it, can they live in Equestria without causing Havock? find out in this My Little Pony Team Fortress 2 cross over!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-12-06 21:48:58 UTC

Days 0, 1 and 2

My Little Fortress

Day 0: The Attack

“INCOMING!” yelled Heavy as he was running from the red teams Heavy. “Sasha will destroy little man!” yelled the red Heavy. “MEEEDIC!” screams the blue heavy as he runs into a different room and Medic runs out of spawn and says “Ja”.  “Help, NOW!” yells Heavy as he is about to die. “I am assisting you now comrade!” said the medic as he started healing the badly hurt tank. “I am fully charged!” says the medic healing the red heavy. “Charge me, doctor!” says the enemy heavy as he begins being ubercharged. “Run, in here doctor!” says the heavy and medic as they are running through the hallway a giant pink portal appears right in front of them but before they could stop, they ran right into it. “They are dead, not big surprise” says the red Heavy when the portal disappears right in front of his eyes.                                                                                    Day 1: The Arrival

When in the portal the Medic and Heavy can feel their bodies changing right when they fell out of the portal it looked more Cartoonish then their world. “This place looks like Dunkaf-fest!” says Medic in a humorous tone “Oh that slaps me on the knee ha” says the Heavy. “What in tarnation are y’all talkin’ about?” A voice comes from behind the two. This was the first time the two looked at each other after going through the portal. “AHHH Heavy! You’re a pony!” yells Medic. Heavy was a big brown pony with the same outfit on and he was a Pegasus. “Doctor! You are a Pony to! You white unihorn!” “Oh sorry what were you saying?” says Medic as he turns around and is greeted by a bright orange pony that looked somewhat of a cowgirl. “Howdy, I’m Applejack, what is your fella’s name? You talk like you’re not from Equestria.” Says the orange pony. “We are not from here, we fell into a portal, oh and I am Medic and zis here is Heavy” the Medic says in his German accent. “Medic, we have problem, big problem. Where is Sasha?” asks Heavy as he scurries across the fields looking for his precious mini-gun.  “oh, my good ol’ friend Twilight found a big object that had a label ‘Sasha’ on it about two hours ago, she is at the library in Ponyville just down that road there, Nice meetin’ Y’all” says Applejack as she trots to her farm. “We must go save Sasha doctor! I think I can get used to these wings, I think ill fly there, Medic use your pointy horn to use magic and try to levitate!” says the Heavy in his Russian accent. The two tried to use their special powers but when Heavy tries to fly he falls right on his face and Medic causes a small explosion. “Well I guess we walk there” says Medic and Heavy in unison. When the two get there medic knocks on the door, “Hello? Anyone in there?  Dunkafs?”. “Try knocking harder, doctor” says heavy as he knocks once and the door falls over. Spike the baby dragon runs down the stairs with a mop and screams “I HAVE A MOP AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT INTRUDERS!” “Stop right there, little man” says Heavy as he holds spike back with one hoof. “SPIIIKE! SPIIKE!? What are you doing Spike!?! I am so sorry he thought somepony was breaking in, my name is Twilight Sparkle, and how may I help you?” asked Twilight. “Orange pony says you have my Sasha! GIVE ME MY SASHA! I is sorry, I need Sandvich, mmmm is so filling!” says Heavy. “WAIT…..I KNOW THAT LINE!” says Twilight. “What do you mean?” says Heavy and Medic in unison. “Come upstairs, Sasha and this weird technology that came from a meteorite that landed in the Everfree Forest! And there was one thing on it, a video game named ‘Team Fortress 2’ it is so fun!” Twilight says as she turns on the computer and Heavy and Medic see themselves fighting on 2Fort. “Oh I remember that, that slaps me on the knee” says Heavy. “Heavy look, it’s your gun!” says Medic as heavy looks over and says “SASHA!!! I HAVE MISSED YOU! You did well!” Well know that you are here in Equestria you are going to have to learn how to live daily lives, Heavy, I know somepony that’s PERFECT for teaching you to fly, her name is Rainbow Dash, Medic, I can teach you to use your magic properly, but it will have to start tomorrow” says Twilight. “Then it’s settled, we will train tomorrow” says Medic. “Yes, doctor, we will need it” says Heavy.

Day 2: The Training

When the three of them woke up Twilight gets Fluttershy to get Rainbow Dash from Cloudsdale to teach Heavy how to fly.”Okay, Medic, come over here and read this entry in this book and try to make a bouquet of flowers appear. ” after many tries the medic made half of a bouquet appear out of thin air! “HAHA! It’s like Oktoberfest!” says Medic in an excited voice. The trio heard a knock at the newly replaced door that Heavy had recently broken down. “Ah, that must be Rainbow to come train you Heavy” as Twilight opened the door Rainbow Dash zoomed right through the door and made a grand entrance. “I’m Rainbow Dash the fastest ‘and might I add COOLEST’ pony in all of EQUESTRIA! Who are you?”. “I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this, is my weapon.” Says Heavy as he holds Sasha. “Okay…… anyway, are you the pony I am teaching to fly? If you are you’d better be prepared! Cause its starting off fast!” Says Dash. “I am ready! Me fly now!” says Heavy.

4 Hours Later

“Okay…. Now that you’ve got the hand of it, time for my most sweet move, THE SONIC RAINBOOM! Watch and learn Heavy.” Bragged Rainbow Dash. Dash quickly broke the sound barrier and had a big rainbow going all around her then BOOM, a beautiful sonic rainboom appeared. “easy, I can do it in a jiffy.” Said Heavy. Heavy than began doing everything Rainbow did and he began breaking the sound barrier and right before he did the Sonic Rainboom, he got flung back all the way across town and hit the wall. “I am hurt, big surprise” said Heavy. “I don’t think you’re ready for the sonic rainboom just yet, maybe in a few days, you almost did it!” said Rainbow to cheer up Heavy. “Let’s go check on Medic’s magic. As Heavy and Rainbow Dash walked in the Medic was levitating over them with a blue glowing disc of magic. “Oh, hello Heavy!” says Medic “Wow, just…..wow Medic is such a fast learner he’s on spell 42!!!” said Twilight Sparkle with an impressed look on her face. “I am quite the unicorn!” said the Medic as he came back down from his disc and begins to chat with Heavy all about his training, and Heavy does the same.

Hey guys Dylan here and I wanted to give half the credit to my friend Pinkamina on Steam, we thought ‘Wow, that’s a good idea’ so I wrote it and we basically just keep on RP-ing until we come up with some good stuff, the story is just getting started and there will be more to come, this is my first Fim-Fiction, :3 Share with your friends if you think it deserves more views!