Adventures in Terraria

Merlyn the Wizard

“Hello Merlyn! I need to buy something, what do you have for sale?”

"Someone once told me friendship is magic. That's ridiculous, you can't turn people into frogs with friendship."

Twilight snorted, then looked at the wizard again, “What did you say?”

"I can see your future now...You will buy a lot of items from me!"

“No, not then. Before that.”

"I once tried to bring an Angel Statue to life. It didn't do anything."

Twilight shivered, casting her mind back to her encounters with a living statue, “You don’t want to do that. But seriously, what were you saying about friendship?”

"Ever want an enchanted ring that turns rocks into slimes? Well neither did I."

“Stop dancing around the issue! You called friendship stupid magic!”

"Are you here for a peek at my crystal ball?"

“No! I was here to buy something, but now I’m upset!”

"I can see your future now... You will buy a lot of items from me!"

“You already said that!”

“Now, sugarcube, ya know that talkin’ to that thing is like bucking a stump. It ain’t gonna do any good and only going to hurt ya.”

“But he called friendship stupid magic!”

“Just ignore him, buy what you need, and go. Stop hittin’ your head against a wall.”

“Okayyyy, fine. 100 Greater Mana Potions, please!”