Adventures in Terraria

by spu313

Rating: everyone
Tags: Crossover, Comedy
Length: 748

Short and funny accounts of the Mane 6 in Terraria

Scattered stories of certain events in the Mane 6's lives after Pon3s in Terraria. Reading assumes some familiarity with the previous story and the game, however, it is not required.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-03-05 10:47:47 UTC

Foreward

        Adventures in Terraria is the follow on to my previous story, Pon3s in Terraria . However, it will not progress linearly and will jump from time to time like Dr. Whooves. On that note, to paraphrase Dr Who: “There will be no boring days, I skip them.” The chapters will not be numbered and instead just name what happens in them, as the timeline will jump from event to event.

        If you’re just hopping into the storyline, a quick summary of last story: The mane 6 are cast into another dimension by Queen Chrysalis. This dimension turns out to be the game world of Terraria, but the mane 6 are originally unaware of this. Eventually Rainbow Dash realizes that this world is very similar to the computer game Terraria, thus granting the mane 6 self awareness as to their situation.

Merlyn the Wizard

Merlyn the Wizard

“Hello Merlyn! I need to buy something, what do you have for sale?”

"Someone once told me friendship is magic. That's ridiculous, you can't turn people into frogs with friendship."

Twilight snorted, then looked at the wizard again, “What did you say?”

"I can see your future now...You will buy a lot of items from me!"

“No, not then. Before that.”

"I once tried to bring an Angel Statue to life. It didn't do anything."

Twilight shivered, casting her mind back to her encounters with a living statue, “You don’t want to do that. But seriously, what were you saying about friendship?”

"Ever want an enchanted ring that turns rocks into slimes? Well neither did I."

“Stop dancing around the issue! You called friendship stupid magic!”

"Are you here for a peek at my crystal ball?"

“No! I was here to buy something, but now I’m upset!”

"I can see your future now... You will buy a lot of items from me!"

“You already said that!”

“Now, sugarcube, ya know that talkin’ to that thing is like bucking a stump. It ain’t gonna do any good and only going to hurt ya.”

“But he called friendship stupid magic!”

“Just ignore him, buy what you need, and go. Stop hittin’ your head against a wall.”

“Okayyyy, fine. 100 Greater Mana Potions, please!”

Bunnez

Bunnez

A Blood Moon is rising...

“Uhh girls, what’s a blood moon?”

“I have no idea, AJ. Rainbow, do you remember anything from your gaming experience?”

“Yeah... And its not good. We’re in for a busy night...”

“What do you mean?”

“Well, in the Blood Moon, the monster spawn rate increases and neutral mobs become evil. That means that we’ll be fighting zombie bunnies and goldfish.”

“Z-z-zombie bunnies? They don’t hurt you, right?”

“Sorry Fluttershy, but they do. We’ll have to kill them.”

“NO! YOU’RE NOT HURTING MY BUNNIES!!!”

Fluttershy ran out the door, only to run into a huge group of zombies.

Fluttershy’s entrails were ripped out by Zombie.

“Ugh, come on girls, let’s get her stuff.”

The other five ponies prepared to sally forth, equipping fighting utility items and armor. As soon as Applejack opened the door, a large group of zombies came in. Twilight, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity stood back, raining flaming arrows on the zombies from their gold bows. Applejack immediately started hacking away with her sword, soon to be joined by Pinkie with her sword. They made short work of the zombies and retrieved Fluttershy’s effects, dumping them in a chest while they waited for her to come down from her room.

“Ahh! Zombie bunny!” A shriek was heard throughout the house.

Rarity’s face was torn off by Corrupted Bunny.

“Oh no! Get it girls!”

“Don’t. You. Dare. Touch. It.” Fluttershy was standing in the main platform area, legs spread in an aggressive stance.

“Fine. You deal with it.”

The other girls left Fluttershy to her own devices, hoping that she could solve the problem.

Fluttershy watched her innards become outards by Corrupted Bunny.

“No! This can’t be happening!”

Again Fluttershy rushed down the platforms from her room, and again she died. This happened yet another time before the yellow pegasus refused to move from her room, and fell to the floor bawling.

Twilight opened the door, unleashing a few well aimed arrows onto the bunny, killing it. She then collected Rarity and Fluttershy’s belongings, once again depositing them in chests.

Rarity dropped down the platforms, “Did you kill it?”

“After Fluttershy was gone, of course. Its just a rabbit.”

“Yeah, but it has vicious streak a mile wide. Its a killer!”