Bad endings, awesome beginnings

by Pinkies Imagination

Shit hits the fan

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Chapter 11: Shit hits the fan

I began to look around the room for something to wear. All I had on were my boxers and there was no way in hell I was walking around Ponyville in my boxers. I continued searching until I came to only one possibility. I stripped the bed of it's sheet and draped it over myself like a robe. To hold it in place I tied a bit of a knot. After I finished tying it I turned to the cub and lifted a finger.

"Heh... don't let me catch you doing that again... or there will be hell to pay." I said shaking my finger at the cub.

I turned back around to the door of the room and walked up to it. I opened the door and walked through into a strange smell.

"What is that smell...." I asked myself as I took a sniff.

As I analyzed the smell in the air the cub ran past me and down the stairs.

"Hey! Come back here! You don't know what it might be!" I yell at it following it down the stairs.

I reach the bottom and the scent becomes stronger where, against my better judgment, I follow it. I walk into a kitchen and hear the sound of metal objects clinging together. I look around and notice where the smell was coming from. Fluttershy has been cooking.... something on a pan, while the manticore cub was scratching it's claws against the stove.

I ran forward and pulled it away. "Oops sorry, he kind of got away from me." I said staring down at the cub in annoyance.

"It's alright, do you want some breakfast? I made some pancakes." She said turning and looking at me.

"Pancakes? Those sound familiar, I would love to accept as it IS me and it IS food, but I think I have to get going and find out what the princesses want me to do." I said with a smile.

She nodded back. "Alright, but promise me you will eat soon, I'm not sure of your kinds eating habits, but you are bigger than us, so don't be starving yourself if somepony offers you something to eat." She says smiling.

I nod back with a smile. "Alright deal, I'll see you later, come on... uh..." I said thinking.

'I haven't even given the cub a name yet'

Fluttershy looked at the cub. "Oh it's alright, she can stay here with me until you find a place to stay. I can train her and teach her to be good." She said petting the cub.

I nodded and began walking towards the door. "Alright thanks!"

I walk out the door and take in one last sniff of the heavenly aroma.

'Remind me to slap myself with a fish for not accepting free food....' I thought to myself as I began my walk through Ponyville.

I got to the border of Ponyville when I realized something, I have no idea how to get around this place. I have no map, and no general idea of where everything is. I take a quick look around and notice a large building in the distance with a red cross on it.

"Well at least I know what THAT is." I say to myself.

I start a decent jog in the direction, deciding I need the workout since I haven't really been doing much lately... well besides killing a manticore. After about three minutes of jogging I reached the front doors to the hospital. I pushed them open and walked through them and up to the main desk.

"Hello there, I was wondering if you could maybe give me directions around the town. Or maybe give me a map?" I asked the pony at the desk.

She looked up and me and gave a bit of a surprised look for a moment. "Oh... yes here." She said as she levitated a folded up piece of paper to me.

I took it and unfolded it to get a better look.

"There is a full map of Ponyville, would you like one for Canterlot too?" She asked nicely.

"No I'm fine, I should be going." I said waving. "Oh! Wait." I said turning around. "Have any of my friends woken up yet?" I asked hoping for the best.

She shook her head. "No not yet, but their conditions are very stable and looking at their statistics, they should be up in the next day or so." She finished.

I nodded. "Alright thanks." I said turning and walking out the doors.

'I hate being so fucking polite! But I have to... they are after all just ponies..... plus they have magic and I'm not sure what they can do with it yet, so best try to stay calm and collected....' I thought to myself as I opened up the map.

"Alright... if I walk this way.... turn here.... no no... ah here we go." I finish as I press my finger against a picture of a large tree.

'Twilight said the princesses needed to do something there, so they may still be there.'

I began walking through town with the rout that I had chosen. It was a bit difficult because there were a lot of areas in the town not on the map. My guess was they haven't updated it in a while.

'Makes sense, everyone here probably knows this place inside and out'

After minutes of walking I began to approach the large library like tree thingy and stopped at the door. I thought for a moment about what they could possibly be doing but pushed it out of my mind and opened the door. In an instant I was at a loss for breath. I looked around the tree house and sitting on random tables were assorted guns and weaponry. But not just any weaponry.... MY weaponry....

I looked to my right and picked up my M9 Beretta and dove forward to the nearest pony levitating a rifle and pointed it at his head.

"You have exactly three seconds to explain what in the FUCK is going on!" I shout tightening my grip on the trigger.

"One..."

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