Q&A Special #1

Pinkies Imagination: Hello there everyone! Yes you! I am speaking to you! Can you believe this story has come this far? This Q&A is being posted as a 400 like special! Anyways this is how this will work. Whenever someone is talking their name will be semicolon-ed off like how mine is. Actions they do will be bracketed off like this { Pinkies Imagination makes a room full of chairs for everyone to sit in that all face a podium} If any of you have read the Q&A from Man Of War, that's how I figured out this layout. Now I noticed that using my name will be a bit confusing to some of the people or ponies that will be questioned, so I am, for the remainder of this Q&A, shall be referred as the creator. Alright? Now with that said lets get this started!

Who will be present for this Q&A: Creator (Me), Deckard, James, Chris, Mane 6, Candace and Shining armor, Spike, Celestia, Luna, and some box that Smexy Sombra decided to wheel to my house.

{Snaps fingers and every character appears in the room}

Deckard: Wait, there's another one?! {Points at the Creator}

Creator: Oh yes, just before you all begin panicking I'd like to say something.

Everyone: {Begins panicking}

Creator: Alright then... Pinkie will you help me? {Looks at Pinkie}

Pinkie: Sure! Good to see you again! {Walks to panicking ponies}

Creator: Yeah it i- wait what? {Scratches head}

Pinkie: Alright everypony listen up!

Everyone: {Stops panicking}

Pinkie: This guy here would like to get your attention. {Points at the creator}

Creator: Yeah, I promise this will all make sense, I just ask that you all take your seats, you can trust Pinkie. {Motions to the chairs}

Everyone: {Hesitantly walks to the chairs that surround the podium in no particular order, Twilight and Deckard end up beside each other, Celestial sisters next to each other, and everyone else just here and there}

Creator: Alright thank you, now let me begin. {Clears throat} I've brought you all here in a little personal dimension of mine. Don't worry you're all safe, I have full control here. I just brought you here for one reason. You could say that I'm from a different universe. But anyway, me and many other have.... discovered a way... to follow your tale and we all had some questions. I just want you all to answer these questions and you'll be sent back home. Sound fair enough? {Looks around at the calming expressions}

Celestia: Well I don't see why not... but I mustn't stay to long in case I'm needed.

Creator: Don't worry about that, any time outside this place doesn't move, so when I send you back you'll be exactly where you were before.

Celestia: Alright, I'm game

Luna: Me to {Nods}

Everyone else: {Nods}

Deckard: Oh this is gonna be interesting.... {Rubs temples then notices Chris and James} Hey wait, you guys are awake?!

Chris: Yeah, nice of you to notice {Chuckles}

James: I was having an awesome dream too... {Shakes head}

Deckard: I don't even wanna know. But I'm kinda surprised you guys aren't freaking out.

Both James and Chris at the same time: Why would we freak out, we're still dreaming!

James: Just look, everyone's a fucking horse.

Creator: Alright, anyway this is how it'll work. Anyone, or anypony who is answering questions will do so as I ask them from this podium. If you want to tell me anything, just refer to me as the Creator. It'd be less awkward than my original name. Anyway, lets get started.

Deckard: Woooooooooo..... {Fakes excitement while flailing hands}

Creator: Okay, first question is asked from someone named DezzarTac, oh yeah, some of these names will be strange. Anyway, it goes to Deckard.

Creator: {Clears throat} Deckard, How the hell did you get on planet Equus?

Deckard: Wait, you said you guys can see our tale, but you missed a part where I drive a giant truck through a portal and into a library? {Eyes the Creator suspiciously}

Creator: {Avoids eye contact} Moving on... {Picks up stack of paper} This ones from someone named Smexy Som- {Coughs loudly} Oh sorry... uh from someone named Smexy.

Creator: Deckard, have you been... oh for the love of... {Facepalms} This is going to be a long day. Alright... Deckard, have you been sneaking peeks at anypony, wink wink. {Casually looks up at Deckard} Also you have to tell the truth. Because I can tell if you are or not.

No he couldn't.

Deckard: {Eyes widen} W-Well.. I-I... uh... do I get any passes?

Creator: No.

Deckard: Well... I guess I can say that yes... somepony has caught my eye. Is that good enough?

Everyone else: {Eyes widen a bit}

Creator: Yes, next questions by RedRioteer. {Turns to Deckard} If every pony you met suddenly became human, who do you think would end up with the biggest rack?

Deckard: Oh for fuck sakes... {Realizes ponies don't know what 'Rack' means} Oh... ok, uh... I would have to saaaay... {Looks around at the ponies in the room} I'd have to say either Rarity or Fluttershy.

Both Rarity and Fluttershy: Huh? {Looks confused}

Fluttershy: W-Whats a rack?

Deckard: {Waves hand dismissively} It's nothing don't worry about it.

James: It means your tits, boobs stuff like that. {Pretends to reposition non-existing boobs on his chest}

Fluttershy: Oh... my... {Turns deep red with a very tiny smile}

Rarity: {Blinks once and turns red}

Deckard: I really fucking hate you sometimes... {Shakes head while facepalming}

Creator: Moving on... Deckard, what is your favorite ammunition caliber?

Deckard: I'd have to say the .45 cal.

Creator: {Turns to Shining armor} Let's say Deckard slept with your sister, what is your reaction.

Deckard and Twilight: WHAT?!

Shining armor: Deckard... {Slowly turns to Deckard}

Deckard: I swear we didn't! {Raises hands defensively}

Twilight: But why me? {Looks at Deckard then to the creator}

Creator: {Shrugs} It's what they asked.

Shining armor: When we get out of here... we are going to talk... {Slightly squints eyes at Deckard}

Creator: {Snickers}

P.S They won't remember anything when they leave this place.

Creator: Next question, still asked by the same person. {Looks at Rainbow Dash} What is your favorite alcoholic drink?

Rainbow Dash: The strong stuff, but I prefer rum. I like the kick and taste more than the other alcohols.

Creator: Alrighty, next one, {Shifts gaze to Spike} Spike, Now that you have both the tools and skill to kill anypony on a whim, what will you do with that power?

Deckard: {Stands and waves arms} Nothing, move on please.

Everyone else: {Gives confused looks}

Creator: Agreed, {Looks at Pinkie} Huh, surprised you sat still so long... anyway, Pinkie, how often do you spike the punchbowl?

Pinkie Pie: Whenever I'm allowed! A party becomes even better when we can have more fun! {Smiles widely}

Creator: Agreed there! {Nods to Pinkie} Alright, {Looks at Rarity} You took plenty of measurements of Deckard, so... how big was IT?

Rarity: {Turns completely Crimson} W-Well.. I-I... uh...

Creator: You have to answer it. Just to make it easier, just say it's FULL size.

Deckard: {Places head between both of his hands} Fuck my life...

Twilight: {Looks back and forth confused} I don't get it.

Everyone but the humans and Rarity: {Shrug}

James: Oh this is gonna be great {Rubs hands together evilly}

Rarity: Well.. I guess... I don't know.... {Looks away from Deckard} Maybe 8.6 Inches...?

James: Ha! Bull fucking shit!

Deckard: {Lifts face} And how the hell would you know?

James: I have a sense for this kind of stuff. {Runs hand through his hair}

Deckard: You have a sense that lets you know someones penis size? {Slaps himself in the face}

Room: {Falls Silent}

Deckard: {Drops head into hands again} Seriously fuck my life.

Cadence: {Whispers towards Twilight} Nice find {Winks}

Twilight: W-WHAT?! {Eyes widen and turns cherry red}

Deckard and Shining Armor: {Turns to Cadence} FUCKING REALLY!?

Chris: I'm staying out of this one... {Sits back}

Creator: Maybe I should stop them before a fight starts...

James: No fuck that man, I wanna see a royal rumble.

Creator: No, I'm ending it, EVERYONE SHUUUUUSH!

Everyone: {Stops bickering}

Creator: Damn... the amount of fighting that can happen because of someones penis size.

James: Fuck you man I wanted a fight!

Creator: Enough or your going outside.

James: {Crosses arms angrily}

Creator: Alright now that's over. {Looks at a very red Deckard} Who's the softest of the ponies?

Deckard: {Doesn't answer}

Creator: Hey dude, you home?

Deckard: {Looks at Rarity} Probably Rarity. She looks like she grooms herself more than anyone alive.

Creator: Alright now... oh okay this ones for... me? Okay... Creator, do you have any idea where this story is going and do you just make it up as you go along? Yes I do just make it up as I go and I've got a slight idea where it's headed.

Everyone: {Looks at Creator confused} What?

Creator: Ignore that, next question from Smexy... again? Where the hell did this come from, I thought he only asked one. Whatever. This one is to everyone. He asks... so guys, you all thinking gangba-nevermind that question moving on...

Everyone: {Looks around even more confused}

Creator: Alright, another from Smexy... oh god... Okay Twilight... {Turns to Twilight} Why are you purple? Your family is blue and white!

Twilight: I.... I'm not sure... {Begins thinking}

Creator: {Scratches chin} Perhaps your adop-

Shining Armor: {Cuts in} She isn't! Move on!

Creator: Alright then Moving on. Deckard {Looks at Deckard} This question is from... oh god... uh drwhoovescompanion, what is the best weapon against the zombies and why?

Everyone but the Humans: Zombies?!

Deckard: What have you done... {Shakes head} Well... the damage has been done... so whatever... baseball bat without a doubt. Easy, light, and doesn't get stuck.

Twilight: What do you mean ZOMBIES?! {Stares at Deckard}

Creator: Please keep other questions until after we are done. Now next, {Looks at Deckard} These are from RedRioteer again. Molestia is in town for the day, do you go for her?

Deckard: {Looks around confused and scared} What in the unholy fuck is a Molestia?

James: {Shrugs} Not sure, but I wouldn't mind meeting her.

Celestia: Let's just move on please.

Creator: Okie dokie, uh... {Looks at Rarity} Is there any of the armor plating on Deckard's new outfit, or did you just make the cloth parts.

Rarity: I made them with the finest materials I could get. They are strong but at the same time durable. {Smiles proudly}

James: Yeah yeah move on no one cares.

Rarity {Rolls eyes}

Creator: Okay, {Turns to Deckard} IF you were to walk in and see Twilight found your porn collection... how would you react.

Deckard: I don't know what your talking about... {Smiles awkwardly}

James: Oh those were yours? {Looks around scratching his neck} Oops.

Deckard: {Pokerfaced} Well now I'd burn them.

Creator: Yeah so would I... anyway a new set of questions from Praeco Nigrum, sorry if I pronounced your name wrong. {Looks at Deckard again} This one is for you again.

Deckard: {Throws arms in the air} Come on man! Why so many for me! This is torture!

James: I know, and it's fucking hilarious.

Creator: Sorry I don't make em I just read em. So Deckard, oh god.... um.. okay... are you going to ever tell Twilight she's sexy..... its getting annoying with all of the damned sexual tension....

Deckard: {Falls silent}

Twilight: {Blushes Intensely}

Cadence: {Covers mouth with her hoof and smiles}

Shining armor: {Begins reaching for his hidden blade}

Creator: I'll take that. {Snaps fingers making blade disappear}

James: Wow... my mind has quite the fucking imagination if this is what I dream about....

Chris: Tell me about it.

Deckard: {Still silent}

James: Either way it's entertaining, too bad I have no popcorn.

Creator: {Snaps fingers causing popcorn to appear in front of James}

James: Your my fucking hero bro! {Starts munching on popcorn} May be a dream but still tastes awesome. {Gets slightly sad} I miss popcorn...

Deckard: I have to answer... don't I?

Creator: Yep.

Deckard: {Rubs temples} Stupid sexy Twilight okay maybe she is a little sexy alright? Jesus get off my back about it!

James: Alright this dream just went to whatthefucksville on a fucking express lane... and I'm enjoying every minute of it.

Twilight: {Pupils shrink to pins and looks away}

Creator: Ooookay..... next one is for Twilight... oh great... {Turns to Twilight} Do you, or do you not, have feelings for Deckard?

Twilight: W-Well I-I....

Deckard: Okay I have come to a conclusion. I'm in a nightmare and this is just someone's way of fucking with me.

Creator: That's somewhat true but anyway let Twilight finish.

Twilight: I.... I... I would be lying if I said no...

Deckard: {Rubs temples}

Shining Armor: Long... LONG talk when we get out of here....

Cadence: {Smiles and blushes slightly} Ha! I knew it!

Deckard: Breath in.... and out... don't kill James...

James: Wait me? Why the fuck me?

Deckard: {Looks at James} Fuck you that's why.

Creator: Okay... and Twilight there's more... if so, when will you finally just jump his bones and get it over with?

Twilight: {Falls silent and hit's the cap on how red her face can get}

James: Okay now this is just gettin weird.

Deckard: I will find you... {Looks up} and I WILL kill you....

Twilight: I... I don't know... {Looks away}

Shining Armor: Can I have my blade back...?

Creator and Celestia: No.

Shining Armor:{Sits back and pouts}

Cadence: {Whispers to Deckard} Go easy for her first time.

All of mane 6 except Twilight: {Nods}

James: {Spits popcorn everywhere on the floor} BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Deckard: I don't even....

Twilight and Shining Armor: CADENCE!

James: {Wipes away tear} This is funnier than when my old friend went drunk dancing on the roof. And THAT was fucking funny.

Creator: Okay I've heard enough... moving on to some new questions by... oh for the love of.... Mr. Smexy... first one goes to... James? {Turns to James} Why do you have a gun in your pocket?

James: {Looks down at pants then back up} That aint a gun boy. But it fires like one... ladies {Wink}

Creator: Alright... gross... next question, {turns to Chris} Axe, Hammer or bat?

Chris: I usually prefer the machete, but I suppose I could go with axe.

Creator: Wow... an actually not weird question from smexy... maybe the next one isn't so- oh for fuck sakes... {Turns to Luna} Have you checked the dreams of Chris and James lately?

Luna: They have a question for me? Um... well I did look into one of James.

James: {Looks at Luna} Wait... you look familiar.

Luna: And I will never do it again....

Creator: Seems fair, also, apparently that gift over there is for you James {Points to present Smexy left}

James: Awesome! {Runs over and tears off paper and slowly opens the top} I wonder what it i- {Large tentacles come out and grab James, pulling him in} HELP! THEY ARE TRYING TO RAPE ME!

Creator: {Snaps fingers and James re appears in a daze} Better?

James: {Stays silent for a moment} Why did you let me out! I almost had him!

Luna: {Shivers} Tentacles... reminds me of his dreams...

Creator: Alright, {Looks at Twilight} How long can you... ugh... look at Deckard without getting pervy thoughts about him? Fucking really guys!? Are all these questions about the awkwardness of Deckard?

James: I hope so, because it's fucking awesome.

Chris: Shut up James.

Twilight: Well.. {Looks at Deckard} Uh... {Turns away blushing}

James: Answer! Not very fucking long!

Deckard: I'm gonna punch you SO hard when you wake up man...

Creator: Lets just move on. {Looks at rainbow} How'd it feel when you rammed your head into Deckard's chest and fell flat on your face afterwards?

Rainbow Dash: Hey Deckard can I punch James too?

James: What the fuck?

Deckard: Yeah sure, why?

James: Yeah what the hell?

Rainbow Dash: I don't know... I feel like hitting something.

James: Cool... but WHY ME?!

Deckard: I already told you why!

Creator: Alright enough you two! Next question! We are almost done! {Turns to Pinkie} Where does all that food you eat go?

Pinkie Pie: In my tummy silly!

James: I don't get it...

Creator: Okay... uh... {Awkwardly turns to Applejack} Ask Deckard to give you a belly rub. How does it feel?

Applejack and Deckard: Come again?

Creator: Exactly how it sounds.... you gotta do it.

Applejack: {Hides her face} I don't wanna.

Creator: You gotta.

Deckard. God... come on lets get this over with.

Applejack: {Huffs and walks to Deckard} Only for a second!

Deckard: {Nods}

Applejack: {Awkwardly flops over and presents belly}

Deckard: {Starts rubbing belly}

Rub Rub Rub Rub

Applejack: {Tail twitches slightly before she quickly gets up} It was... uh... um... I...{Hides face} It was... okay...

Twilight: {Slightly wants belly rub now}

Creator: Alright... now Spike {Spins to face Spike} How's your bullet wound doing? Got a nice little scar to show the ladies?

Spike: {Snaps out of his state of confusion} I did not understand half the stuff that was going on here.... but yeah look. {Turns head} Right here, see this line? I have an awesome scar!

Deckard: Nice... {Chuckles slightly}

James: Man kid that's nothing... look at this!

Everyone: {Silence}

Deckard: God dammit dude... pull your fucking pants back up!

James: Pfft... you jelly? {Pulls pants up} 8.6 my ass...

Creator: Alright... I'm so glad Spike won't remember any of this...

Twilight: What?

Creator: Nothing. Anyway we are on the last few questions. {Looks at Cadence} Been sensing something coming from Twilight and Deckard?

Deckard: Fucking really? AGAIN?

Creator: I agree this is ridiculous...

Twilight: {Falls silent}

Cadence: Oh yes I have... the feelings are strong with this one... {Looks at Deckard}

Deckard: Someone shoot me...

James: I'l-

Deckard: Never mind... someone shoot James.

James: Fuck you man!

Creator: Yeah yeah... anyway.... last question. Celestia {looks at Celestia} Please stand up, you and Deckard.

Deckard and Celestia: {Stands and looks at each other}

Creator: Okay now... oh fuck... really Smexy... whatever. Deckard please spin around and Celestia please watch.

Deckard: {Spins around fully}

Creator: Celestia... from 1 to 10?

Celestia: I... I don't understand.

James: I'll do it for you.... NEGATIVE 7!

Deckard: {Slowly breaths out}

Creator: Now Deckard please look at Celestia and Celestia please turn and face the other way. Now from 1 to 10?

Deckard: Oh for the love of... really...? Do I have to?

Creator: Yes you do...

THE SMEXY ONE HAS SPOKEN!

Deckard: Fine, 7.5?

James: An ass is still an ass to me so I give it a 9.6

Creator: Yeah I agree man.

Celestia: Excuse me!? {Spins around blushing}

Luna: Oh my.... {Chuckles}

Celestia: Oh I'm gonna...

Creator: Alright! That looks like it'll wrap things up! You'll all be sent back-

Celestia: Oh no you don't-

Creator: To your respective story-

Everyone but Celestia: What?

Celestia: I'm not leaving unti-

Creator: And none of you will remember any of this.

Everyone but Twilight and Deckard: OH COME ON!

Twilight and Deckard: {Sigh in relief}

Celestia: When I get my hooves on you Smexy I'm gonna-

Creator: {Snaps fingers and everyone but the Creator Disappears from the room} Ah there we go... now that we have that out of the way I feel like I should warn Smexy.... nah he should be fine.... {Teleports out of room and everything goes dark}

Author's Note

Let me know if this is something you guys enjoyed! I did like making it and any support in the comments is well appreciated!

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