Bad endings, awesome beginnings

I'm rating this chapter R for RANDOMNESS.

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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE NOT READ THIS STORY'S ORIGINAL CHAPTERS... SKIP THE BRACKETED TEXT BELOW!

(I know I said I would remove Grey from the story... but I didn't. Mostly because I was asked not too. ALSO more importantly I had just figured out what his purpose was and his story and that stuff from Slayerbroman and therefor I'm no longer confused. And I will heavily edit in some stuff that he said he forgot to put in because he was busy. I promise you that it will all make sense)

Chapter 6: Okay... WHAT THE FUG IS GOING ON!?

I had just left the hospital. Pain free. Dirt free. Everything-bad free. I was walking and saw the nice clear blue sky. There was even a great rainbow.

Then there was dirt.

'Now... how does one get owned by a rainbow...' I thought as I propped myself up.

I was actually surprised I wasn't in much pain after that little assault.

"Oooh no, I'm not finished with you yet!" I heard that same arrogant, raspy and pissed-off voice say.

"Why...*huff* are you... hurting me?" I asked slightly annoyed.

It didn't actually hurt all that much and the pain wasn't too great, I just got the wind knocked out of me.

"Because you were going to hurt my friend!!" She said, her voice getting closer.

I looked over my shoulder and saw a rainbow maned pegasus glaring at me.

"I... I was getting outta the hospit-*grunt* al" I said as I pushed my self to my full height.

She backpedaled after I stood tall and just gawked. "And if you try and hurt me again I will defend myself."

"Oh yeah? Well take this!!" She flew up and tried to tackle me.

I knew I wasn't nearly fast enough to dodge her, so I tensed up as she rammed into me. This time I didn't fly away like a tumbleweed. I stopped her dead in her tracks. I did get pushed back a good 3 ft though. I looked over to where she was and saw her clutching her head.

"Ooowwww.... why is your body really freaking dense?" She said groaning and holding her head.

I walked over cautiously, in case she was faking, and tapped on her shoulder. She flinched then groaned in pain again. I could have just left her there in pain, but these damn ponies were so nice to me and my fatherly instincts took over. I walked over and picked her up. She flailed a lot and fidgeted only to groan in pain again. I began walking back to the hospital in the distance. Eventually she gave up as we neared the hospital.

"Okay fine...eat me.." She said going limp.

I blushed at what she said. I know... I've got a bit of a perverted mind... deal with it.

"Uuuhhh... why would I do that?" She opened one eye to look at me.

"Wait... your not gonna to devour me? I thought you were a carnivore?" She said pointing at my teeth.

I started to laugh at what she said. She only stared at me confused.

"Y-Y-You really thought I was going to..... BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... ohhh I'd *snicker* I'd never eat a pony. Were I come from that's frowned upon.*chuckle*" She just blushed greatly at me.

"Th-Then what do you eat?" She said trying to avoid further embarrassment.

"Well... we're omnivores, which means we eat both plants and animals such as, fish, bear, bovine, poultry, fruit, veggies, and the occasional baked goods." She was slightly confused by some of it, but accepted it none the less.

"So... no ponies?"

"No ponies. I promise I'll never in my life eat another pony."

'Unless they want me to...' I thought silently laughing to myself.

"Pinkie promise?" She asked with a stern expression.

"Uuhhh... what?" I asked honestly confused.

"Well it's a lot better than a normal promise. It's practically a bond that if broken has serious repercussions." She said in a matter of fact tone.

"Okay fine, how does it go?" She went through some silly movements and then asked me to repeat them, I had to put her down though.

"Okay fine...*ahem* cross my heart and hope to fly.... stick a cupcake in my EEEE-YOOOW!!" I actually stuck my finger in my eye...

She fell on the grass laughing. I just groaned and picked her up while my eye was slightly closed. She continued to giggle until we got to the hospital doors.

"Well here we are. let's get you in there." I opened the door to see a very, very, very worried Twilight and a doctor that went wide eyed when I walked in.

Twilight looked at what he was gawking at and saw me with the rainbow maned pegasus in my arms.

"Deckard... why do you have Rainbow Dash in your arms?!" Twilight shouted at me.

"Well... she attacked me, threw me across a field, attacked again only to hurt herself in the process. So I picked her up and brought her here." I stated with a shrug.

I gently placed 'Rainbow Dash' on the couch and walked over to the doctor. I crouched to his height and looked at him.

"Hey, if you could check her and make sure she's okay that would be awesome." He merely nodded and walked over.

Before he could I placed my hand on his back. He flinched and jumped around.

"Sorry doc.... I was just wondering.... were you the one to work on me?" He shakily nodded and closed his eyes as if I was going to eat him.

'...' I got nuthin.

"Well... thank you very much. I'm forever in your dept. If you need something. Anything. I'll be more than happy to help." I said with a smile.

He opened his eyes and saw my smile. Then he smiled back and held out his hoof. I shook his hoof and let out a sigh as he began to treat Rainbow Dash.

"I think I'll take you up on that one day. By the way, my name is stitch'em." He said with a smile.

Then I heard another terrifying sound. Only this time it was even worse than the single noise that had caused Spike's pain.

*CRACK* *RATATATATATATA* *CRACK*

"TWILIGHT!! DID THAT COME FROM YOUR HOUSE?!" I pretty much screamed at her. She shook her head and started to tremble.

"N-N-No.... th-that came from th-th-the Everfree forest." She said still shaking, I sighed and face-palmed.

"Will this day ever end? Okay, Twilight, these humans might be dangerous and have EXTREMELY deadly weapons... Well... at least I think they're human... judging from the sound of the weapon they used..." I said, she just nodded and walked over to me.

'I've been awake no more than a few hours and I'm already trying to save this town. What the hell has the humor to make the world hate me so!' I screamed in my thoughts.

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"Do you know where this forest is?" She just nodded again as her horn began to glow.

'Oh god not again.' After a flash of light we were gone.

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We reappeared at the edge of this Everfree forest. We heard many more gun shots, but now they were accompanied by screams of pain. We ran as fast as we could through the forest to identify the other humans that somehow got here. We stumbled into a clearing where we saw body after body of wood-coated wolf looking things. They all had either many or a single hole in the body that was gushing out, what looked like sap, from their wounds. Some were even still alive. Then we saw them. The two humans. They were pummeling each other with the butts of their guns. One was covered in a full police riot-suit. He was about 6 foot 2 if I had to guess. He was swinging around a spaz-12 like it was a baseball bat. His face was covered by a ski-mask and a riot helmet. The other human was wearing simple clothing. He was dressed in a grey and black checkered zip up hoodie that was un-zipped half way, with a white shirt underneath it. He also wore simple blood covered blue jeans and black sneakers. He was about 6 foot 3. He was carrying a UZI in his right hand and a very large Bowie knife in his left. They continued to fight until the guy in the riot-suit fell on the ground and the hoodie man jumped on top of him and began to stab and beat the unholy fuck outta that guy. We heard begging come from the swat guy as the T-shirt hoodie man raised the knife to finish him.

"You kill for personal gain, you leave those you don't kill with nothing to feed or defend themselves with, and you ask me not to kill you?" He whispered just loud enough for Twilight and I to hear. "Your more of a monster than I had initially thought... now accept your fate." He ripped the helmet from his face and brought the knife down.

"WAIT!" I yelled at him, but it was too late.

The knife was now firmly planted in the face of the other human. I watched him as he tore it out with blood going everywhere. Then I heard someone heave. Probably Twilight. I decided to go talk to him an-

*SNAP* *CRACK* The princesses arrived in a flash of light. They walked over to me while Twilight was heaving on a tree. "Sir Deckard? What are you doing here?" Asked Luna.

"Well, you see Princess... I was going to try and talk to the new humans, but we got here too late and one of them was accused of being a raider. He is now dead."

She looked at me in confusion. "A what?" She asked

"A raider. A person that steals and kills for his or her own gain." The Princess's face turned to a scowl.

"What kind of a pony would do-"

"Luna?" We heard the unidentified man ask.

He was now looking at us, at least I think he was. Couldn't tell because of the hood that was covering his face.

"Luna... is that you?" I heard him ask again.

Luna's face then turned from a scowl to anger/commanding.

"WHO DARES TO INTERRUPT THE PRINCESS OF THE NIGHT?!" I was covering my ears due to me being right next to her.

The man though... he simply lifted his head a bit more, so we could see his mouth under that hood. He was smiling.

"It is you." He said.

"THOU HAS NOT ANSWERED MY QUESTION!!" What happened next nearly made my mind go into shut-down mode.

He slowly lifted his hood and spoke.

"What? You don't remember your old dad?" He said as the hood came off completely.

I could clearly see his face now. He had black short hair with a 5 o'clock shadow. His eyes were nearly black because they were so dark brown. He was now smirking.

"Wait... what?" I asked really confused.

I looked over to Luna and saw her face. She had gone from an angry/commanding face to having tears in her eyes and looked like she was about to break down.

"D-Daddy?" She asked taking a step forward.

The man merely nodded and opened his arms. Luna complied almost as soon as he opened his arms. She rushed forward and wrapped the blood covered man in a embrace. She was now visibly and audibly sobbing now while the man held her.

"Shh shhh it's alright.." He kept saying.

The sun princess had walked over to me by now.

"Deckard? Why is that human holding my sister like a mother does her foal?" She asked while scanning the completely confused expression on my face.

I just shrugged. "I have NO idea... once he said something about being your guys father I kinda went into sleep mode." I wasn't joking... I needed some real sleep soon... all of this excitement takes it's toll...

"WHAT!? We haven't seen our father for five thousand years!!" I winced at her voice.

She blushed when I flinched. "Sorry, but we haven't seen our father for over five thousand years and if what that human says is true..." She now had tears in her eyes.

"Wait... Princess... how can he," I pause as I point to the man. "A HUMAN BEING from another DIMENSION be your guy's father?" I asked quite certainly perplexed.

She let in a shaky breath. "F-First I must confirm what he is saying is true or not. Then I will answer your questions." She said.

Then she walked over to the man. "Sir... please release my sister so I may conduct a memory search."

The man chuckled. "Heh... same old Cele... always being safe. Alright... go on Luna, go by your Sister." Luna merely nodded and walked over next to Cele... oh... I'm gonna tease her so bad with that...

"I'm going to do a simple memory scan to see if your magnificent claim is true or not... and please don't call me that..." The man nodded and closed his eyes, Celestia then placed her horn on his head and began her scan.

I walked over to Twilight who now was dry heaving. I patted her on the back as what little she had in her stomach left was released.

"H-H-How c-can a c-c-creature k-kill an-nother l-l-like that?" She said as she looked up at me.

She had tears in her eyes and was crying. I gently hugged her. "My people have been doing it for thousands of years now and we still can't figure it out. Just try not to think about it, okay?" She nodded and hugged me back.

"By the way *sniff* what did the Princesses want? And who was that other human?" She asked looking over at the group.

"Well... It'd be easier if the Princesses explained it cause right now I have no idea what's going on." I said as we watched the Princess continue her scan.

My eyelids began to get heavy. 'Wow... I just realized how tired I am'

"Hey Twilight?"

"Hmm... Yes Deckard?" She asked.

"Wake me up when it's over... okay?" And with that last word I passed out.

I know you may be confused... I was too. But don't worry. I will edit the next chapters well enough that it is not confusing at ALL. The old author of this story made it confusing because he said he couldn't concentrate well enough because of other business... don't worry... I keep my word when I say I'll try my hardest to make this story even more awesome!

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