I'll have you know...

"Ha-ha, you're a faggot" Said Pinkie Pie while chatting on the Internet with Rainbow Dash

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?" Responded Rainbow Dash

"..." Pinkie Pie didn't know what to say.

"I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Equestrian Army Force, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Changeling Caves, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in zebra warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Equestrian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Equestria, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Equestria and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm,horse. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Equestrian Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable plot off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo." Rainbow Dash then said.

Pinkie Pie then left the chat.