Bad endings, awesome beginnings (Un-edited chapters)

chapter 6:okay...WHAT THE FUG IS GOING ON!?

A/N: I am rating this chapter R for RANDOMNESS. WARNING: the second half of this chapter will confuse you. I will explain everything in the next chapter.

P.S. just go with the flow until i release the next chapter. THANKS FOR READING!

okay so there I was laying face first in the dirt. ' I just got pummeled...by a rainbow....fucking great.' I thought as I propped my self up. I was surprised I wasn't in much pain after that little assault.

"oh no i am not finished with you yet.." I heard the same arrogant, raspy, pissed off voice say.

"why..*huff*..you..hurting me?" I asked slightly annoyed. it didn't actually hurt all that much and the pain wasn't too great. the only reason is that I landed on nice soft soil and not rocks(thank god).

"because you were going to hurt my friend!!" she said her voice getting closer. I looked over and saw the rainbow maned pegasus glaring at me.

"I...ow was getting outta the hospit-*grunt*al" I said as I pushed my self to my full height. she backpedaled after I stood tall and just gawked. "and if you try and hurt me again I will defend my self."

"oh yeah? well take this!!" she flew up and tried to tackle me. I unfortunately was not fast enough, so I tensed up as she rammed in to me again only this time I didn't fly away again. I stopped her dead in her tracks. well mostly I got scooted back a good 3 ft. I looked over to were I was and saw her clutching he head.

"ooowwww....why is your body really freaking dense?" she said groaning and holding her head. I walked over cautiously, in case she was faking, and tapped on her shoulder. she flinched then groaned in pain again. I could have just left her there in pain, but these damn ponies were so nice to me and my fatherly instincts took over. I walked over and picked her up. she flailed a lot and fidgeted only to groan in pain again. I started walking back to the hospital in the distance. eventually she gave up as we near the hospital.

"okay fine...eat me.." she said going limp. I blushed at what she said. yea yea imma perv. deal with it.

"uuuhhh..why would I do that?" she opened one eye to look at me.

"wait...your not going to devour me? I thought you were a carnivore?" she said pointing at my teeth. I started to laugh at what she said. she only stared at me confused.

"y-y-ou really thought I was going to.....BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....ohhh I'd *snicker* I'd never eat a pony. were I come from that is frowned upon.*chuckle*" she just blushed greatly at me.

"th-then what do you eat?" she said trying to avoid further embarrassment.

"well...we are omnivores which means we eat both plants and animals such as: fish, bear, bovine, poultry, fruit, veggies, and the occasional baked goods." she was slightly confused by some of it, but accepted it none the less.

"so no ponies?"

"no ponies. i promise i will never in my life eat another pony."

"pinkie promise?" she asked with a stern expression.

"uuhhh what?" i asked honestly confused.

" well it's a lot better than a promise. it's practally a bond that if broken has serious repercussions." she said in a matter-o'-factly tone.

"okay fine how does it go?" she went threw some silly movements and then asked me to repeat them. I had to put her down though.

"okay fine...*ahem* cross my heart hope to fly....stick a cup cake in my eYEEOW!!" I actually stuck my finger in my eye. she fell on the grass laughing. I just groaned then picked her up while my eye was slightly closed. she continued to giggle until we got to the hospital doors.

"well here we are. let's get you in there." I opened the door to see a very,very,very worried twilight and a doctor that went wide eyed when I walked in. Twilight looked at what he was gawking at and saw me with the rainbow maned pegasus in my arms.

"Deckard why do you have rainbow dash in your arms?!" Twilight shouted at me.

"Well...she attacked me, threw me across a field, attacked again only that time she rammed into me and stopped dead in her tracks, then I picked her up and brought her here." I stated with a shrug. I gently placed 'rainbow dash' on the coach and walked over to the doctor. I crouched to his height and looked at him.

"hey if you could check her make sure she's okay that would be awesome." He merely nodded and walked over. before he could I placed my hand on his back. he flinched and jumped around.

"sorry doc....I was just wondering....were you the one to work on me?" he shakily nodded and closed his eyes as if I was going to eat him. ' oh wait..of course.' I thought.

"well thank you very much. I am forever in your dept. if you need something. Anything I will be more than happy to help." I said with a smile. He opened his eyes and saw my smile. Then he smiled and held out his hoof. I shook his hoof and let out a sigh as he treated to rainbow dash.

"I think I will take you up on that one day. by the way my name is stitch'em." he said with a smile.

Then I heard another terrifying sound only it wasn't from the twilight home and it wasn't from the town. nor it was a single shot. it was-

*CRACK* *RATATATATATATA* *CRACK*

"TWILIGHT!! DID THAT COME FROM YOUR HOUSE?!" I pretty much screamed at her. she shook her head and started to tremble.

"n-n-no....th-that came from th-th-the everfree forest." she said still shaking. I sighed and face-palmed.

"Will this day never end? okay twilight these humans might be dangerous and could be carrying weapons." I said. she just nodded and walked over to me.

'I have been here ,awake, for only a few hours and I am already trying to save this town. who is toying with me?' I thought.

(A/N:Somewhere in the multiverse this particular author is grinning.)

"do know where this forest is?" she just nodded again and her horn glowed. ' oh god not again.' then we were gone in a flash of light.

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We reappeared at the edge of this 'everfree forest'. We heard many more gun shots, but now there were screams of pain. We ran as fast we could threw the forest to identify the missing humans that somehow got here. We stumbled into a clearing where we saw body after body of wood-coated wolf looking things. They all had many or a single hole in the body that were gushing out, what looked like sap, from their wounds. Some were even still alive. Then we saw them. The two humans. they were pummiling each other with the butts of their guns.

One was covered in a full police riot-suit. he was about 6,2 if i had to guess. He was swinging around a spaz-12 like it was a base-ball bat. His face was covered by a ski-mask and a riot helmet. The other human was wearing simple colthing. He was dressed in a grey and black checkered zip up hoodie, un-zipped for now, with a white underneath it. He also wore simple blood covered blue jeans and black sneakers. He was about 6,3. He was carrying a UZI in his right hand and very large Bowie knife in his left.

They continued to fight until the guy in the riot-suit fell on the ground and the hoodie man jump on top of him and began to stab and beat the unholy fuck outta that guy. We heard begging come from the swat guy as the T-shirt hoodie man raised the knife.

"You kill for personal gain, you leave those you don't kill with nothing to feed or defend them selves with, and you ask me not to kill you?" He whispered just loud enough for twilight and I to hear. "your more of a monster than I initially thought. now accept your fate." He ripped the helmet from his face and brought the knife down.

"WAIT!!" I yelled at him, but it was too late. the knife was now firmly planted in the face of the other human. I watched him ripped it out with blood going every where. Then I heard someone heave. probably twilight. I decided to go talk to him when-

*SNAP* *CRACK* The princesses arrived. They walked over to me while twilight was heaving on a tree and asked." Sir Deckard? What art thou doing here?"

"Well, you see princess I was going to try and talk to the new humans, but we got here too late and one of them was accused of being a raider. He is now dead."

"A what?" she asked

" A raider. A person that steals and kills for his or her own gain." the princess's face turned to a scowl.

"What kind of a pony would do-"

"Luna?" We heard the man ask. He was now looking at us, at least I think he is. Couldn't tell the hood was covering his face. "Luna is that you?" I heard him ask. Luna then turned from a scowl to anger/commanding.

"WHO DARES TO INTERRUPT THE PRINCESS OF THE NIGHT!?!?" I was covering my ears due to me being right next to her. The man though, he simply lifted his head a bit more, so we could see his mouth under that hood. He was smiling.

"It is you." he said.

"THOU HAS NOT ANSWERED MY QUESTION!!" What happened next nearly made my mind go into shut down mode. he slowly lifted his hood and said.

"what? you don't remember your old dad?" he said as the hood came off completely. I could clearly see his face now. He had black short hair with a 5 o'clock shadow. His eyes were all most black they were so dark brown. He was now smirking.

"wait what?" I asked really confused. I looked over to luna and saw her face. She had gone from a angry/commanding face to tears in her eyes and looked like she was about to smile or break down.

"d-daddy?" she asked taking a step forward. The man merely nodded and opened his arms. Luna complied almost as soon as he opened his arms. She rushed forward and wrapped the blood covered man in a embrace. She was now visibly and audibly sobbing now while the man held her.

"shh shhh it's alright.." The kept saying. The sun princess had walked over to me by now.

"Deckard? Why is that human holding my sister like a mother does her foal?" she asked while scanning the completely confused expression on my face. I just shrugged and said " He said he was your guy's dad or something."

"WHAT!? We haven't seen our father for five thousand years!!" I winced at her voice. She blushed when I flinched. "Sorry, but we haven't seen our father for over five thousand years and if what that human says is true..." She now had tears in her eyes.

"wait...princess how can he* I point over at the man* a HUMAN from another DIMENSION be your guy's father?" i asked quite certainly perplexed.

she let in a shaky breath." F-first: I must confirm what he is saying is true or not. Then I will answer your questions." she said. Then she walked over to the man. "Sir please release my sister so I may conduct a memory search."

the man chuckled."Heh same old celestia. All ways being safe. Alright. go on Luna. go by your sister." Luna merely nodded and walked over next to celestia.

"I am going to do a simple memory scan to see if your magnificent claim is true or not." the man nodded and closed his eyes. celestia then placed her horn on his head and began her scan.

I walked over to twilight who now was dry heaving. I patted her on the back and what little she had in her stomach left was released. "h-h-how c-can a-a c-c-creature k-kill each other l-l-like that?" she said as she looked up at me. she had tears in her eyes and was crying. I gently hugged her and said. "My people have been doing it for thousands of years now and we still can't figure it out. just try not to think about it okay?" she nodded and hugged my back.

"by the way *sniff* what did the princesses want? and who was that man?" she asked looking over at the group.

" well.....It'd be easier if the princesses explained because right now i have no idea what is going on." we watched as the princess continued her scan and just waited.

' okay I am more confused than when I woke up this morning. At least then everything was explained. Well I'll have one hell of a story for my friends when they wake up again.' I thought as i felt my eyelids get heavy. ' wow. i just realized how tired I am.' "hey twilight?"

"hmm. yes deckard?" she asked.

"wake me up when it's over okay?" and with that last word I fell asleep.

Author's Note:

yo guys! sorry for the late chapters recently I have had  A LOT on my plate lately. also my mom freaked when I had a missing assignment and nearly grounded me from the computer. and I pinkie promise that I will explain ALOT in the next chapter. If you would like anything specifically explained ask in the comments and I'll try to work it in.

oh yeah and one more thing: I had told my mom I watched my little ponies and this was her reaction.

hey mom?

"yes honey."

I watch my little ponies.

"okay....why are you telling me this?"

*face palm*

wow...just wow. I was so dumb founded at that moment that you know what I did? I went inside, sat down on the coach and just stared at the wall for half an hour. I had this whole conversation and argument planned out and she says that. I mean COME ON! god some people.....cya!