If I was a pony,
I’d be a very pretty pony.
With a silky mane and a bushy tail
And a horn that’s very bony.
I’d romp amongst the butterflies,
And ingest cupcake batter.
Then I’d conjure up a potion,
And create some dark matter
If I was a Pegasus,
I’m sure I’d have lots of fun.
Flying amongst the birds and clouds,
But the madness has just begun!
The wrap-up of the winter,
The running of the leaves.
Being an Earth pony,
Sure wouldn’t be grieved.
If I was a pony,
I’d be 20% cooler.
But unfortunately I’m not a pony,
So I guess I’m just a loser.
If I was a pony,
Fiddle dum fiddle dee dee
I’d be a very pretty pony
And a pony is the best thing to be.
I am not a pony.
It’s really quite tragic.
But at least I have friendship,
And friendship is magic.